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| Author: | Didymus [ Sun May 28, 2006 8:52 pm ] |
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Combolations! You have managed to summon a giant mega-tornado. Tornado added to inventory. Type: Burn Funky's pr0n. |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Sun May 28, 2006 9:19 pm ] |
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Congrats. You've made him cry. You got FUNKY'S TEARS Command: Use funky's tears on tornado |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Sun May 28, 2006 9:23 pm ] |
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Man, you are just ASKING for trouble, aren't you? Well, the Tornado goes berserk and destroys several small towns. One cow got turned inside out, and a chicken got stuck through a tree. And I don't even want to describe what happened to Farmer Smith and his duck pond!! Anydangway, the Tornado twists off into the sunset leaving a trail of distruction wherever it goes. It eventually destroys Tokyo somehow. Type: Use Funnel Cakes on StrongRad. |
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| Author: | topofsm [ Sun May 28, 2006 9:56 pm ] |
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Cake! Cake! *eats all funnel cake* Strong Bad: "Holy crap! You ate my cake!" *punt* >Don't die |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Sun May 28, 2006 10:08 pm ] |
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You live forever. Everyone you know dies. Eventually, EVERYONE and EVERYTHING dies and the universe is destroyed. You're not forced to float around nothingness and infinity forever. That's gotta suck. Command: Put soda in paint mixer |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Mon May 29, 2006 4:47 am ] |
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YOUR SODA A SPLODE! Well what did you expect? Oh, and some goofy guy who looks vaguely like That Really Mean German Guy, wearing baggy clothes and a bowler hat, just came in and tried to use it to paint his house. Type: Talk to man in closet. |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Mon May 29, 2006 6:22 am ] |
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You talk to him. Tom Cruise is gonna stay in there for a while. Oh, great, now R. Kelly is in there, too. Jerks won't even reach your shoes out to you. Command: Shake Didymus |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Mon May 29, 2006 6:49 am ] |
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I prefer to be stirred, thankyouverymuch! Type: Pimp slap Cthulhu. |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Mon May 29, 2006 7:09 am ] |
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You can't find him, so you slap Lovecraft instead. He writes that it stings a bit. Try pimp slapping L. Ron Hubbard next. Command: Mock Dan Brown |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Mon May 29, 2006 7:40 am ] |
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Leonardo Da Vinci appears through a time portal, along with George Washington Carver, Benjamin Franklin, Alexander Graham Bell, Herr Gutenberg, and the lady who invented the wheel. They attack you. Da Vinci dive bombs you with his flying bicycle, Carver pelts you with his peanut gun, and Herr Gutenberg hits you with a giant typewriter, typing out "THAT HURTS" on your chest. The wheel lady just clubs you over the head with Jhonka's turkey leg. Lesson? Don't mess with the History Patrol! Type: Attack Swiss Army. |
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| Author: | The Cup of Coffee [ Mon May 29, 2006 8:03 am ] |
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You attack. Along the way you find swiss cheese and are too busy eating cheese to fight. You dead. GOAL! AUSTRALIA WINS THE WORLD CUP! |
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| Author: | Shishu Hiwatari [ Mon May 29, 2006 2:09 pm ] |
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Kangaroos take over the world [STOP] Nice jorb. Command: Do the Charleston! |
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| Author: | Clan rHrN [ Mon May 29, 2006 2:20 pm ] |
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The Charleston seems to be a fraudulent dance similar to the Safety Dance. Reaction Command: Bonk Didymus in the head with Vexen's shield. Vexen- Number 04 in Organization XIII. He has a shield blocking frontal attacks of any kind and controls the element of ice. He is very stoic in his behaviour, and he happens to be in my sig, telling what he thinks. Seemingly awesomer than COLA's buddy Cthulhu. |
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| Author: | AceDecade [ Mon May 29, 2006 3:16 pm ] |
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Didymus is read, and the Peasant Police are after you! Run for your life! Too late, you're dead! Command: Kill a Mocking Bird. |
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| Author: | Clan rHrN [ Mon May 29, 2006 3:22 pm ] |
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The mocking bird mocks you in Hell. Reaction Command: Thwack Didymus in the head with Vexen's shield.no foolin' |
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| Author: | Beyond the Grave [ Mon May 29, 2006 3:46 pm ] |
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BTG preform Harvest Sin on Clan. Clan = very dead. Command: Memorial Day Fireworks! |
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| Author: | Clan rHrN [ Mon May 29, 2006 3:54 pm ] |
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The fireworks were stolen by COLA so he could perform his Nylarthotep Ritual. Reaction Command: Thwack Didymus in the head with Vexen's shield. |
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| Author: | Beyond the Grave [ Mon May 29, 2006 3:57 pm ] |
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Reply: Unable to perform command. Command: Make Clan think up something original. |
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| Author: | Clan rHrN [ Mon May 29, 2006 3:58 pm ] |
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He did. He wants to make Organization XIII Day on March 27th. Command: Clan's allergic to bullcrap. What to do? |
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| Author: | Beyond the Grave [ Mon May 29, 2006 4:03 pm ] |
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Reply: Feed Clan massive amounts of Bullcrap until he goes in ot allergic shock. Command: Feed Clan massive amounts of Bullcrap until he goes in ot allergic shock. |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Mon May 29, 2006 4:09 pm ] |
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Fortunately for clan, he doesn't eat bullcrap. However, he IS allergic to it. He doesn't have to eat it... Command: Unplug microwave |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Mon May 29, 2006 4:14 pm ] |
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Oh, great. Now I have to reset the clock. Type: Shove puffer fish into Clan's mouth. |
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| Author: | Beyond the Grave [ Mon May 29, 2006 4:25 pm ] |
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Reply: *Poof* *Splat* Umm...Clean up on aisle 4. Command: Get drunk and play with fireworks. |
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| Author: | Beyond the Grave [ Mon May 29, 2006 4:36 pm ] |
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Clan, knock it off. Command: Sunbathe with Crisco. |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Mon May 29, 2006 4:40 pm ] |
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Ugh. You're all slippery, and don't get me started on the zits.. Command: Make me a sandwich |
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| Author: | topofsm [ Mon May 29, 2006 4:40 pm ] |
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Ooh, now the girls are all up ons! But not really. They hate that crisco smell. > Loop day |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Mon May 29, 2006 5:43 pm ] |
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You feel like Bill Murray. Command: make me a sandwich |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Mon May 29, 2006 5:46 pm ] |
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*BLING!* You are now a sandwich. The Jhonka eats you with some spicy mustard and BBQ potato chips. (like you didn't see THAT coming from 80 trillion miles away) Type: Use Nimbus 2001 on Pan Pan. |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Mon May 29, 2006 5:53 pm ] |
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Pan Pan explodes. Leela uses the opportunity to run from Zap. Command: Get Badger |
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| Author: | PurpleKoopa [ Tue May 30, 2006 4:47 am ] |
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The badger badger badgers are doing exercises and multiplying. You try to grab one, but they trample all over you. Command: Get Bubs to say Sbu |
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