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You try to 'splode your Doge, but he keeps saying "I'm not your Doge!". Eventually, you give up and grab some coffee and a couple doughnuts.

Command: I'm not even supposed to be here today!

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

then why are you. -1000000000000000000 points

get LECTOR device

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Wow, It's been like three or 4 years since I've last been here

It's a special device for cooking liver with fava beans and a fine chianti. "Hello, Clarisse!"

Type: And then I put it on my face!

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Why would you want to do that? This has been your favorite it for a fortnight! Thy abadoner...

Command: Food

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mmmmmmmmm...... bacon taste good. NO WAIT THAT WAS EXPLODING BACON!!!



kill ernst blofeld

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Wow, It's been like three or 4 years since I've last been here

His cat kills you. PWN'D BY A FREAKING CAT'D!! (and you always wondered why he kept that fuzzball around).

Type: Give frothy mug of rootbeer to TV's Frank.

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Frank chugs the rootbeer, burps, and pushes the button. You win this Tom Servo lookalike doll.

Command: Tell "You might be a peasant" jokes.

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

If you go to eat your supper, and you have to have your buddy watch out for donkey carts, you might be a peasant.

Type: Get Master's Degree in Doing Some Other Things.

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You start your Master's degree, but get distracted. Eventually, you end up getting a second Bachelor's. This one is in Total Space Man.


command: Use box fulla' angry meercats on Trogdor

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

Troggie starts singing Hakuna Matata. The meercats stop and start singing with him.


The next user is Charles Manson.

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Does not compute! Perhaps, you're thinking of another game

Command: Use DG's powers of pants thievery on king

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

Sorry, but the king has already eaten his pants.

Type: Use Nuclear Clown on Bear Holding a Shark.

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Bear Holding a Shark does not fear clowns. Unfortunately for you, he steals your nuclear Clown. You lose you clown. Now you're gonna have to go find another one..

Command: BAM!

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

You throw the essence in the Kerrek's eyes and yell "BAM!!". Uh, oh. Looks like all that did was kick him up a notch. Maybe you should have tried some cilantro instead. CLOBBERATION'D!!

Type: Eenie meenie minie moe!

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You use eenie meenie minie moe to decide which one of the kerrek's fingers to bite. The kerrek is not pleased.

Command:Run! Run for my life!

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You run for your life. Unfortunately, you run right off a cliff. Oops.

Command: Unlock bonus game

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

You unlocked bonus games. You shove bous games into your pockets.

Command: Give Bonus games to grammah

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Cheat Commandos O's, Rock Rock On!
My Cartoon Board
My Wi-Fi Forums

he does not like bonus games he kills you for being an incompitant fool.

use nuclear divice to a splode Fort Konx

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Wow, It's been like three or 4 years since I've last been here

Bond James Bond shows up, beats up your giant oriental guy with the razor hat, and disarms your asplody device with exactly 007 seconds left.

Type: Give The One Ring to Donald Duck.

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he is corruped by the power, and enslaves the world

(oh also it was felix liter that disarms the bomb not 007)
toastpaint

Type: extreme close up

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Wow, It's been like three or 4 years since I've last been here

WAHHHHH!!!!! WHOAAAAA!!!! WAYNE'S WORLD!!!

BTW:Actually, the "bomb" was supposed to be a dirty bomb, just irradiating the gold..


Command: Go to Krispy Kreme Doughnuts

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

you go, buy and eat the best doughnut ever, but get hartburn and kill yourself.

purchase feeble public access show and exploit it

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Wow, It's been like three or 4 years since I've last been here

You make a mint, til they do the Scooby Doo ending... Then they find out you're actually Old Man Withers, the guy that ran the haunted amusement park. You woulda gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for those meddling kids! DOODLE-EE-DOO'D!

Command: Don't let Trogdor kill you.

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

The good news is you avoid getting killed by Trogdor. The bad news is you get killed by the Trog Guardians instead. Go figure.

Type: Listerine.

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Your throat burns. You lose 4 HP. You gain an effect: +3 Clean Breath (duration: 5 turns).

Command: What? Me worry?

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

what you worry is that a giant boulder falls on your head you dead

apply for colldege at homestar's knees tech

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Wow, It's been like three or 4 years since I've last been here

You apply. They turned you down. Turns out, you don't have any knee credentials.

> Go Back in Black

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No, I lied. I'm never going to have a good sig. So just forget about it.

you try, but your black doesn't fit anymore

print out million dollar bill, please.exe

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Wow, It's been like three or 4 years since I've last been here

It has a picture of Bill Gates on it. Unfortunately, the currency in Peasantry is GP.

Type: Let the King have some!

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you do, he wnts to have more nd more, and eventually east you for some reason

get stinokman to challenge kerrek

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Wow, It's been like three or 4 years since I've last been here