Sorry, but the king has already eaten his pants.
Type: Use Nuclear Clown on Bear Holding a Shark.
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Fri Jun 02, 2006 4:40 pm ] |
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You try to 'splode your Doge, but he keeps saying "I'm not your Doge!". Eventually, you give up and grab some coffee and a couple doughnuts. Command: I'm not even supposed to be here today! |
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| Author: | DarkSideOfTheSchwartz [ Fri Jun 02, 2006 5:46 pm ] |
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then why are you. -1000000000000000000 points get LECTOR device |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Fri Jun 02, 2006 7:08 pm ] |
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It's a special device for cooking liver with fava beans and a fine chianti. "Hello, Clarisse!" Type: And then I put it on my face! |
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| Author: | Chichindrich [ Fri Jun 02, 2006 7:39 pm ] |
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Why would you want to do that? This has been your favorite it for a fortnight! Thy abadoner... Command: Food |
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| Author: | DarkSideOfTheSchwartz [ Fri Jun 02, 2006 8:21 pm ] |
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mmmmmmmmm...... bacon taste good. NO WAIT THAT WAS EXPLODING BACON!!! kill ernst blofeld |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Fri Jun 02, 2006 10:02 pm ] |
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His cat kills you. PWN'D BY A FREAKING CAT'D!! (and you always wondered why he kept that fuzzball around). Type: Give frothy mug of rootbeer to TV's Frank. |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Sat Jun 03, 2006 11:16 pm ] |
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Frank chugs the rootbeer, burps, and pushes the button. You win this Tom Servo lookalike doll. Command: Tell "You might be a peasant" jokes. |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Sun Jun 04, 2006 12:29 am ] |
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If you go to eat your supper, and you have to have your buddy watch out for donkey carts, you might be a peasant. Type: Get Master's Degree in Doing Some Other Things. |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Sun Jun 04, 2006 4:50 am ] |
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You start your Master's degree, but get distracted. Eventually, you end up getting a second Bachelor's. This one is in Total Space Man. command: Use box fulla' angry meercats on Trogdor |
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| Author: | Beyond the Grave [ Sun Jun 04, 2006 4:52 am ] |
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Troggie starts singing Hakuna Matata. The meercats stop and start singing with him. The next user is Charles Manson. |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Sun Jun 04, 2006 4:58 am ] |
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Does not compute! Perhaps, you're thinking of another game Command: Use DG's powers of pants thievery on king |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Sun Jun 04, 2006 6:08 pm ] |
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Sorry, but the king has already eaten his pants.
Type: Use Nuclear Clown on Bear Holding a Shark. |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Sun Jun 04, 2006 6:45 pm ] |
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Bear Holding a Shark does not fear clowns. Unfortunately for you, he steals your nuclear Clown. You lose you clown. Now you're gonna have to go find another one.. Command: BAM! |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Sun Jun 04, 2006 7:14 pm ] |
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You throw the essence in the Kerrek's eyes and yell "BAM!!". Uh, oh. Looks like all that did was kick him up a notch. Maybe you should have tried some cilantro instead. CLOBBERATION'D!! Type: Eenie meenie minie moe! |
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| Author: | thegunslinger [ Sun Jun 04, 2006 7:33 pm ] |
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You use eenie meenie minie moe to decide which one of the kerrek's fingers to bite. The kerrek is not pleased. Command:Run! Run for my life! |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Sun Jun 04, 2006 8:43 pm ] |
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You run for your life. Unfortunately, you run right off a cliff. Oops. Command: Unlock bonus game |
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| Author: | AceDecade [ Sun Jun 04, 2006 9:25 pm ] |
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You unlocked bonus games. You shove bous games into your pockets. Command: Give Bonus games to grammah |
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| Author: | DarkSideOfTheSchwartz [ Sun Jun 04, 2006 10:52 pm ] |
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he does not like bonus games he kills you for being an incompitant fool. use nuclear divice to a splode Fort Konx |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Sun Jun 04, 2006 11:04 pm ] |
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Bond James Bond shows up, beats up your giant oriental guy with the razor hat, and disarms your asplody device with exactly 007 seconds left. Type: Give The One Ring to Donald Duck. |
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| Author: | DarkSideOfTheSchwartz [ Sun Jun 04, 2006 11:06 pm ] |
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he is corruped by the power, and enslaves the world (oh also it was felix liter that disarms the bomb not 007) toastpaint Type: extreme close up |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Sun Jun 04, 2006 11:13 pm ] |
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DarkSideOfTheSchwartz wrote: he is corruped by the power, and enslaves the world
(oh also it was felix liter that disarms the bomb not 007) toastpaint Type: extreme close up WAHHHHH!!!!! WHOAAAAA!!!! WAYNE'S WORLD!!! BTW:Actually, the "bomb" was supposed to be a dirty bomb, just irradiating the gold.. Command: Go to Krispy Kreme Doughnuts |
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| Author: | DarkSideOfTheSchwartz [ Sun Jun 04, 2006 11:18 pm ] |
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you go, buy and eat the best doughnut ever, but get hartburn and kill yourself. purchase feeble public access show and exploit it |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Tue Jun 06, 2006 6:25 am ] |
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You make a mint, til they do the Scooby Doo ending... Then they find out you're actually Old Man Withers, the guy that ran the haunted amusement park. You woulda gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for those meddling kids! DOODLE-EE-DOO'D! Command: Don't let Trogdor kill you. |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Tue Jun 06, 2006 6:59 am ] |
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The good news is you avoid getting killed by Trogdor. The bad news is you get killed by the Trog Guardians instead. Go figure. Type: Listerine. |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Tue Jun 06, 2006 3:20 pm ] |
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Your throat burns. You lose 4 HP. You gain an effect: +3 Clean Breath (duration: 5 turns). Command: What? Me worry? |
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| Author: | DarkSideOfTheSchwartz [ Tue Jun 06, 2006 6:14 pm ] |
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what you worry is that a giant boulder falls on your head you dead apply for colldege at homestar's knees tech |
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| Author: | topofsm [ Tue Jun 06, 2006 6:55 pm ] |
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You apply. They turned you down. Turns out, you don't have any knee credentials. > Go Back in Black |
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| Author: | DarkSideOfTheSchwartz [ Wed Jun 07, 2006 3:47 pm ] |
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you try, but your black doesn't fit anymore print out million dollar bill, please.exe |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Wed Jun 07, 2006 4:00 pm ] |
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It has a picture of Bill Gates on it. Unfortunately, the currency in Peasantry is GP. Type: Let the King have some!
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| Author: | DarkSideOfTheSchwartz [ Wed Jun 07, 2006 5:14 pm ] |
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you do, he wnts to have more nd more, and eventually east you for some reason get stinokman to challenge kerrek |
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