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You get swept away in a swarm of marsupials. ARGLE BARGLE BAGEL!

Command: Put toast in toaster

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

you put the toast in the toaster, and it comes out as bread?

give apple to stinkoman

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Wow, It's been like three or 4 years since I've last been here

HEY!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?! I ONLY EAT POWER CRUNCH. THIS RED THING IS FUNNY HAHAHAHAHA ^_^ or something like that.. I don't know. I don't watch enough anime to do anything better.

Command: Tie Didymus to train tracks

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

He escapes and DOUBLEEEEEEE DUUUUUUUUCEEEEE's the train, then does the same to you.

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you have died

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your score was: -10000000/1

retry, quit, load?
(R,Q,L?)
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Command: train an army of evil ninjapiratezombierobots and declare war on Canada!

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"And everyone lived happily ever after..."
"...Until the giant ants came and slaughtered everyone."

You don't have enough zombie pineal glands to build one, much less an army. RealStrongRad does, though, but he's buildin' the robots..

Command: Bottlerockets!

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

You pump up your bottle rocket and grab the thing ready to pull down. 3.. 2.. 1.. launch. It goes, "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!" and a splodes your face. You shouldn't have given it 100 more units of pressure.

>Snort Quack

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No, I lied. I'm never going to have a good sig. So just forget about it.

He screams in your ear, AFFFFFLAAAAAACC!! That'll learn ya!

Type: Kill dinosaurs to help cut down gas prices.

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Kate finds out.
You're in trouble now. You shoulda stuck to placing landmines on the figure skating ice.

Command: Launch Shuttle

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

Reply: You launch the shuttle into orbit. What you didn't know was that the shuttle contained a small monkey. The monkey returns to Earth after a space travel incident and returns with super intelligence. He thouroughly takes over the earth. Grand job.

Command: Grab a bite to eat.

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you do, but then the food takes a bite out of you

command: lech

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Wow, It's been like three or 4 years since I've last been here

You attempt to lech, but the Grand Council of Olda' Peoples judges you to be too young. "Off to the Kidlet Forest with ye!" shouts one of the elders, from a giant, gold plated rocking chair.
Oh well, you heard teh Granny. <PUNT>

Command: Tie Kerrek's shoes together.

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

Kerrek doesn't notice, but then attempts persuit upon seeing you. He trips and falls, directly on top of you.

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Method of Death: Uncertain; could have been crushed, could have been suffocated by foul stench of Kerrek.
Bright Side: Kerrek also dead.

You have INFINITY continues remaining.
Use? (y/n)
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Command: Dig a hole.

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get LOST

You dig a hole. You keep digging. Eventually, you dig into the molten mantle. You burn yourself on the magma. You dead.

Command: Shake bottles of bubbly liquid.

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

it explodes and the bottle shatters in your face. You are now blind. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

take off pants

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Wow, It's been like three or 4 years since I've last been here

Naked Ned wouldn't like you cutting in on his racket. To show this, he smashes you over the head with a tennis racket. You NOT dead.. You hurt.

Command: Throw Waffles of Xenu at Cosmic Toilet Exploder.

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

Your toilet turns into a volcano and splows up, taking several DC-10's with it. Waffles rain down everywhere, causing Extremejon to go out of business.

Type: Give Skee Perfume to Old Man.

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Old man got angry and leaves the place

Command: Buy burger people

You can't, like, own people man....

Command: Unlock door.

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

Ye unlock ye door. Now anyone can walketh through it! Be ye insane or just plain dumbeth?

Type: Throw mussels at Homsar.

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DaaAAaAAaAA I got the mussels of Russells.

Command: Wind up pirate

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

woh, the pirate sees you and kills you first OH!

give sitnkoman an ear

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Wow, It's been like three or 4 years since I've last been here

You walk up to the pirate and turn the gold key in his back. He immediately comes to life and keel-hauls you. But you really ought to be glad - you could have wound up that Ninja instead. HOO Boy!

Type: Challenge Nukerwave Pizza for the World Champeenship!

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The nukerwave pizza attacks you with, horreible taste attack:D20+2 Damage 2D6+3 it hits you and it does 12 damage YOU DEAD!

Give ear to stinkoman

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Wow, It's been like three or 4 years since I've last been here

Stinkoman looks at you. "Hey Van Gogh! WHaaaaaaT are you doing??!?? Give me Cafe Terrace on the Place du Forum now!" You don't have the painting, mainly because you're poor AND you're not Van Gogh. He takes your not giving him the painting as a CHALLENGE!!!.
20x6'D!


Command: Steal Jeff Gordon's car and pawn it for laundry money.

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

You do. Boy, your clothes sure are clean now. But the pawner has put the car on Ebay and made more money than you ever could in your lifetime. Pawned!

>Run with devil

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No, I lied. I'm never going to have a good sig. So just forget about it.

You grow hoofs and run with devil. He then shoots a fire ball at you, so he can win.
You dead.

Command - Buy a puppy

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You buy a cute little adorable puppy. His name is Cujo. Awww, he wants to play with you! HAVE FUN!! ^_^

Type: Pour yourself a nice tall cool glass of rHrN.

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You pour the glass. You try to drink it but you choke on the Chaos emeralds. Mandy slaps the glass out of your hand. It breaks. I don't think she's gonna buy you a new glass. Your mom is gonna be mad.

Command: Tell her how you feel.

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

You manage to string a few sentences together, she asks you what you are ultimately trying to say.
You blurt "I like giraffes" and run away.
You see her years later, happily married to the high school quarterback.
YOU MISSED YOUR BIG CHANCE BUDDY!

Command: Start a hair metal band

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You start a hair metal band. You try to rock the Forum, but someone gets you a calendar. It seems you're only about 20 years too late.

Command: Take me to your leader

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.