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| Author: | DarkSideOfTheSchwartz [ Tue Jun 27, 2006 9:53 pm ] |
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they do. The Leader is Clan rHrN. He spams you to death Clan rHrN |
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| Author: | netzen [ Tue Jun 27, 2006 10:13 pm ] |
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Computer explodes from exess spam. Give chikin' little a peice of sky. |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Wed Jun 28, 2006 12:42 am ] |
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Yeah.. THAT'S a good idea... He thinks the sky is falling, so you give him a piece of it, showing him that it is, in fact, falling. Why don't you just give a buncha spiders to an arachniphobe. What are you? Some kinda jerk!?!?! Command: bread |
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| Author: | PizzaTrophy [ Wed Jun 28, 2006 2:21 am ] |
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Bread what? Make it, eat it, step on it, wear it as a hat, give it to starving children, steal a truckload of it to feed your starving family? See, the possibilities are endless! Command - Dig for gold |
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| Author: | netzen [ Wed Jun 28, 2006 3:30 am ] |
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You idiot! You think you can just go to any random location and just dig for gold??!!! Where's your brain stipid? |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Wed Jun 28, 2006 5:25 am ] |
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<screen saver> OOOHhhhhh Flying toasters!! Command: Not Dennis |
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| Author: | DarkSideOfTheSchwartz [ Fri Jun 30, 2006 2:05 pm ] |
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Too late, you have already summoned Dennis, and you cannot avoid him now. Talk tree |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Sat Jul 01, 2006 6:38 am ] |
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I think you need to get rid of that old man rub. I can tell that the fumes are really getting to you. command: Hug tree |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Sat Jul 01, 2006 7:41 am ] |
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The tree says, "LEEEEROOOOY JEEEEENkIIIINS!" Wait a minute, don't I need a disclaimer? Type: CLANNINATE! |
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| Author: | Occasional JD [ Sat Jul 01, 2006 7:43 am ] |
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OMFG SUPER JINZO DUFF EMERALD POWER LOL! |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Sat Jul 01, 2006 7:57 am ] |
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You sit on your butt and do nothing. Eventually, the Kerrek feels sorry for you and decides to give you a big hug. But in the process, he accidentally eats your head. That's what you get for not typing a command. Type: Bacon! |
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| Author: | Beyond the Grave [ Sat Jul 01, 2006 3:31 pm ] |
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Oh, Canada... Command: Condemn hair metal. |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Sat Jul 01, 2006 7:03 pm ] |
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Warrant, Winger, Def Leopard, and a number of other guys with big hair run after you. All that hair spray catches fire, though. If only you had a match. Command: Ninja tacos |
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| Author: | Pop_tire1 [ Sun Jul 02, 2006 7:37 pm ] |
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Umm. what???? You kinda have to type what to do with the ninja tacos, you can't just type ninja tacos, You can type "Talk ninja tacos" or "Get ye ninja tacos", or even "Walk toward ye ninja tacos", but if you're this vague... gah! GEEZ! The Nerve of some people! Type: Play "Go Fish" with Kerrek, Trogdor, and the Horse by the fence by the tree with the arrow in it. |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Sun Jul 02, 2006 7:53 pm ] |
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I think he meant "Ninja" as a verb, as in "Ninja-ing". I suppose that would mean he would sneak up behind the tacos and stab them with his kodachi. |
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| Author: | Beyond the Grave [ Mon Jul 03, 2006 4:14 am ] |
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Did you forget to guess on purpose or is Alzheimer's setting in? The next user doesn't have Alzheimer's, like Didy. |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Mon Jul 03, 2006 5:58 am ] |
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Doofus noggin! YOu were supposed to answer Tire's command. Besides, this ISN'T "Guess", it's "Stupid Command!" Forgetting which thread you're posting in? Type: Hit BTG with FCOT+3 in the Junk. |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Wed Jul 05, 2006 6:14 am ] |
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BTG falls over. "Ow, my junk!" he says as he falls. He throws Granny C's Rocking Chair of DOOOOOOOOOM! at you. You'd better not let that thing hit you. Command: Make C4 taco. |
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| Author: | HHFOV [ Wed Jul 05, 2006 9:25 pm ] |
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Bad command or file name. Type: Cradle baby kitten in arms |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Thu Jul 06, 2006 3:35 am ] |
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You cradle the kitten. Awww... How cute!! Then mommy cat comes over. You're clawed to shreds. You dead. Command: stuff pockets with gravy. |
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| Author: | Jones' Girl [ Thu Jul 06, 2006 4:37 am ] |
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Well that was silly. Now your pants are gravy filled wettness. Oh joy. Command: Go to the mooooooon! |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Fri Jul 07, 2006 3:52 pm ] |
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It's a good idea, the whole going to the mooooooooooooon thing, but, ya see, the thing is, you don't have enough soy sauce. You've got just enough to put yourself into a low earth orbit. Oh well, you can vacation on the Space Station. Command: Do whatever you want. |
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| Author: | Funkstar [ Fri Jul 07, 2006 3:55 pm ] |
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You do. Lying down to read some Stephen King, you sit on a button. You turn into a cake. COMMAND: Do the hustle! |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Thu Jul 13, 2006 4:41 am ] |
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You do the hustle. You do it some more. You keep doing the hustle. Boy, you're glad they didn't say "Do the Achy Breaky". You hate that song. Everyone does, even Billy Ray Cyrus. Command: Epoxy DanBo's boots to the deck. |
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| Author: | PizzaTrophy [ Thu Jul 13, 2006 5:34 am ] |
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Now let's reconsider this. If you do that, then who's gonna save the world from the evil of the seas? Not DanBo, because he won't be able to run and get his navy-gun... thing. But he could always undo his shoe laces and step out of his boots... 
Command - Buy me a muffin! |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Thu Jul 13, 2006 6:45 pm ] |
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Ok, I bought you a muffin. How am I going to get it to you? I mean, I suppose I could send it with Simon, next time he goes home, but that might be a while. Surely it wouldn't be any good by then. Tell you what, I'm-a eat it for you. It was pretty good. Command: Steal red stapler |
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| Author: | PizzaTrophy [ Sun Jul 16, 2006 12:49 pm ] |
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But... that's my stapler. I need my stapler. Command - Summon Captain Obvious |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Tue Jul 18, 2006 4:32 am ] |
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ZOMG Homestar Runner doesn't have any arms!! It can't be real!1!1!!11!!1!! Command: Laugh until it's funny. |
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| Author: | PizzaTrophy [ Tue Jul 18, 2006 1:17 pm ] |
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As soon as you stop laughing it becomes funny. Then you wondered why you were laughing at something that wasn't actually funny. You think that's funny, so you start laughing again. Command - Kill the Purple Shirted Eye-Stabber |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Tue Jul 25, 2006 5:07 am ] |
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He puts on a green shirt, you can't find him. Assuming you just got the name messed up, you kill the innocent Purple-eyed Shirt Stabber. Way to go, jerk. You've made his kids cry. Command: Give Pizza Trophy a trophy. |
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