You are so awesome that the council of awesome lifts this death. Just this once though!
Command: Look at
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| Author: | Alberto [ Tue Jul 25, 2006 6:29 am ] |
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You give Pizza Trophy a trophy. She gives you a blank stare, and replies; "okaaay". Command: Punch a man so hard he's somehow ends up in Zimbabwe. |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Tue Jul 25, 2006 3:01 pm ] |
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You go to Mozambique, VERY western Mozambique. You find a guy. You punch him. He falls backwards across the border into Zimbabwe. Now, how you gonna get home? Command: Hold bundle o' bottle rockets. |
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| Author: | Alberto [ Tue Jul 25, 2006 3:12 pm ] |
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Ya light 'em, you end up blowing off your left hand. Nice going Smart one! Command: Create a UFO, using only duct-tape and cardboard. |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Tue Jul 25, 2006 3:44 pm ] |
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Dude, don't be dumb, cardboard won't hold up to the rigors of space flight. Make the whole thing out of duct tape, and you'll have a world class space vehicle, world class enough to make the guys here in Huntsville jealous. Command: Eat cheeseburger of doom. |
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| Author: | Alberto [ Wed Jul 26, 2006 3:14 pm ] |
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You quickly shove the burger into your pie-hole. After a half hour or so, you feel a strong pain in your lower abdomen. You fall to the floor gasping for air, till evenually, you black-out and die. The Cheeseburger contained Ricin. Command: Play live action Dig-Dug in your backyard. |
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| Author: | Dark Grapefruit [ Thu Jul 27, 2006 4:00 am ] |
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You dig around and set off some explosives, uncovering some Aztec gold. Unfortunately your yard is not zoned for Aztec gold and you are heavily fined. >get distracted and wander over there |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Thu Jul 27, 2006 4:21 pm ] |
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You wander... directly into the path of an oncoming firetruck. JASON LEE IN ENEMY OF THE STATE'D! Command: explode hammer |
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| Author: | ??? [ Sat Aug 05, 2006 12:07 am ] |
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And thus you now have two small holes in your forehead. Command: . |
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| Author: | PizzaTrophy [ Sat Aug 05, 2006 6:14 am ] |
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Reply - , Command - Get a bottle of mineral water |
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| Author: | Beyond the Grave [ Wed Aug 09, 2006 2:16 am ] |
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*Drum roll* EVIAN! Command: Take a nurse to the linen closet for a few minutes of heavy breathing. |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Wed Aug 09, 2006 3:08 am ] |
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She straps you into an iron lung and shoves oxygen tubes up your nose. HEAVY BREATHING'D!! Type: Cook Robot. |
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| Author: | Bulldozer [ Mon Aug 14, 2006 6:42 pm ] |
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Ye tries to cook yon robot. Ye shoves it on ye fire, but ye forgets to drain the oil. Yon fire and yon oil make a bad combination. Ye goes boom. Command: Laugh out soft. |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Mon Aug 21, 2006 12:32 am ] |
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You LOS, unfortunately for you, people think it means Lick On Sewage. Everyone thinks you're gross. They're right, you sewage licker, you. Command: Go all in, pre-flop, with an off-suited 4 and 8. |
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| Author: | Bulldozer [ Mon Aug 21, 2006 12:49 am ] |
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Um... That was foolish of ye. How does ye expect to win with ye off-suited 4 and 8? Ye is simply stupid! Oh, ye flop may show 9, 10, and Jack of ye same suit as ye 8, and ye turn may show a queen of the same suit as ye 8, and the other players may not have any card of ye 8's suit but... Well, ye wins. Ye now has enough money to last ye for a good 5 years! Command: Push it to the limit! |
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| Author: | topofsm [ Mon Aug 21, 2006 3:00 am ] |
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Safety isn't guarunteed though. In fact when you do it, safety is impended upon. Oi the carnage! >Put on top coat, top hat, black shades, and white gloves. |
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| Author: | Jedi Master Ninks [ Mon Aug 21, 2006 3:04 am ] |
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You put on the coat, hat, shades and gloves. Everyone points and laughs at you than starts throuwing rocks. Eat self. |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Mon Aug 21, 2006 3:33 am ] |
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Some guy watches you do it. He says "Now, I've seen everything." When a strange guy in a limo asks hims "Have you ever seen a man eat his own head?", he can say "yes." Limo Guy's head a'splodes. Command: Pillow fight! |
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| Author: | Bulldozer [ Mon Aug 21, 2006 4:45 am ] |
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Very well. Ye fights A pillow. It is level 32. Ye whacks A pillow with a cane. A pillow's leg comes off. A pillow screams as it catches its entrails in its hands. A pillow utters a last gasp before it collapses. A pillow is dead! Ye gains 500 experience points. Ye removes 50 gold from the corpse of A pillow. Ye gets a feather from the corpse of A pillow. [Classic online text-based RPG's. Sometimes they make no sense at all.] Command: Use feather |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Fri Aug 25, 2006 5:56 am ] |
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Wow, you're either really lazy or you totally suck. You didn't say how to use the feather or what to use it with. That means you don't know and aren't even able to come up with a possible way to use it. I bet you're one of those people that makes a thread each time you have a question that would easily be answered with a google search. Command: Take self way too seriously. |
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| Author: | ??? [ Fri Aug 25, 2006 2:00 pm ] |
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Randal Graves gives you a severe talking to, before he realizes you're the wrong Dante. He flees back over to RST, ya little devil. (Name both Dantes and get forty points!) Put prunes in dryer. |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Fri Aug 25, 2006 8:17 pm ] |
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You've got dried prunes.. Wait. That doesn't make sense at all... Command: Invite Dante Hicks and the "Divine Comedy" Dante over for brews and barbecue. |
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| Author: | ??? [ Sun Aug 27, 2006 3:44 am ] |
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You invite them over. Then Dante from Devil May Cry comes, and then Dante Alighieri, and then an army of other people named Dante rush into your cottage, cramming it full to the point where it explodes. DANTE'D! !sdrawkcab siht rewsnA |
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| Author: | topofsm [ Sun Aug 27, 2006 3:51 am ] |
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!K >Die of awesomeness. |
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| Author: | firemarc924 [ Sun Aug 27, 2006 3:58 am ] |
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You are so awesome that the council of awesome lifts this death. Just this once though! Command: Look at
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| Author: | Power Crunch [ Sun Aug 27, 2006 4:07 am ] |
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You don't need to look at that. Yes, it's not a him but a that. >Ponder about life and where we're all going. |
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| Author: | Beyond the Grave [ Sun Aug 27, 2006 4:19 am ] |
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All points lead to death. Command: Streak through the Oval Office. |
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| Author: | firemarc924 [ Sun Aug 27, 2006 4:23 am ] |
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George Bush takes some pics and puts it on his blog. Command: Watch the second Pee-Wee Herman movie |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Mon Aug 28, 2006 2:57 am ] |
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NO... I've seen the first one... Command: Sell car for gas money. |
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| Author: | Bulldozer [ Mon Aug 28, 2006 3:00 am ] |
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Ok, ye sells ye car for gas money. Now ye has no car! What wouldst ye use the gas in? Perhaps ye shouldst sell it, so ye can buy ye another car. Command: Sell gas for car money. |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Mon Aug 28, 2006 4:14 am ] |
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Ye selleth gas at a substantial profit. Ye buyeth a solar car. Granted, thou will never get chicks again, but at least thou can get around the kingdom faster. Command: Throw shoes. |
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