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| Author: | Bulldozer [ Mon Aug 28, 2006 4:18 am ] |
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Ye throws ye shoes. Great. Now ye is bearfoot. And don't even think about going in to get them - ye threw them into yon pit of eternal peril. Over yon pit of eternal peril ye sees a bridge of death, which ye must cross to reach the castle "Uhhhh..." Unfortunately, yon bridge is guarded by yon bridgekeeper, who would ask ye three questions. "He who would cross the bridge of death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see!" And now ye must do it bearfoot. Er, barefoot. Forsooth! Command: Ask me the questions, Bridgekeeper! I'm not afraid! |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Tue Sep 05, 2006 5:40 am ] |
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He asks you 3 questions: 1) How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? 2)Dude, where's my car? 3) Who are these people?!? Command: Johnson, grab the lady's sneakers, posthaste! |
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| Author: | Beyond the Grave [ Tue Sep 05, 2006 5:29 pm ] |
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My name is not Johnson so I won't grab that lady's sneakers at any haste. Command: Play Maj-ong with your teeth. |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Tue Sep 05, 2006 5:50 pm ] |
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Funny thing. Your teeth seem smarter than you for some reason, and end up winning the game. DAG! MAKEOUTAGE!! |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Tue Sep 05, 2006 7:40 pm ] |
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Your girlfriend comes around the corner and sees you all up ons with some strange girl. BREAK UP'D! Command: Daniel 7:21 |
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| Author: | Bulldozer [ Wed Sep 06, 2006 1:55 am ] |
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"I beheld, and the same horn made war with the saints, and prevailed against them;" What doest that have to deau with ye situation? Ye does not wish to make war with the saints! Ye is on the same team. And ye is currently having tea. Command: Kill thread. |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Wed Sep 06, 2006 2:12 am ] |
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You can't kill the thread. Only a someone with "powers" can do that. Command: Ignore all warning stickers |
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| Author: | Kariia [ Wed Sep 06, 2006 8:14 pm ] |
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You ignore the sticker saying "WARNING: Heavy Lourde". Thankfully, you have a dorky plastic hat on, which protects you from major brain damage. Instead of killing you, it just makes you think you're a cat for a couple hours. Command: Crappy flash cartoon |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Thu Sep 07, 2006 12:41 am ] |
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Sorry, this isn't Bonus Stage... Command: put cat's tail under baby's lady's rocking chair |
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| Author: | Kariia [ Thu Sep 07, 2006 7:59 pm ] |
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Still thinking you're a cat, you stick your foot under it and break it. Smart move, huh? Command: Fight crocodile |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Fri Sep 08, 2006 4:57 am ] |
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Yeah, that's a good idea... What kinda weapon do I have, huh? A toothpick?!? Crocodiles are armed with shotguns (a lot of people don't know that). A toothpic versus a shotgun? I don't think I like those odds. Command: run internet.php?mode=big_truck |
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| Author: | Beyond the Grave [ Tue Sep 12, 2006 5:01 pm ] |
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NO! THAT'S MY CAR!!! Command: Go Running with the Bulls. |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Tue Sep 12, 2006 7:16 pm ] |
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Ben Wallace gets tired, so you outrun him, but you can't keep up with Malik Allen or PJ Brown. Command: Do something completely unexpected. |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Fri Sep 29, 2006 6:38 am ] |
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Ye runneth up to JoeyDay and plant a huge smooch right on his lips. MAKEOUTAGEXOR!! However, since he's not really into Broke Back Futon...ing, you end up getting fired from the Forum. That's right, not just banned, but fired. Like out of a cannon. Into some piranhas. Or maybe some catfish. I don't know. Type: PUPPIES!! |
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| Author: | 20X6_chairscoot [ Fri Sep 29, 2006 11:41 am ] |
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There be no puppies, only HELLBEARD!! Type: Respond impolitely |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Fri Sep 29, 2006 5:42 pm ] |
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You looke that the king and say "I'll upset your balance!", then you slap him in the face with shovel full of whatsit. Command: SUPER HAPPY MEGA VIOLENCE FIGHT TIME!!! |
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| Author: | sbe-mail 22 [ Sat Sep 30, 2006 11:36 am ] |
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you thou kill all in the world andyour happy about it. command:eattrogdorplease.exe |
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| Author: | The Cup of Coffee [ Sat Sep 30, 2006 11:39 am ] |
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Trogdor doesn't taste good, nor is he an internet program. Command: Andrea Pirlo |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Sat Sep 30, 2006 7:43 pm ] |
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Your kick gets blocked. Didn't see that coming, did you? Command: Quarter Cheese Plate, scattered, smothered, covered! |
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| Author: | Beyond the Grave [ Sat Sep 30, 2006 8:49 pm ] |
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Can you say Alka-Seltzer? Command: Cheezborger! Cheezborger! Cheezborger! No fries, cheeps! |
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| Author: | Acekirby [ Sat Sep 30, 2006 8:56 pm ] |
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Reply: The dude at McTrogdors understands and quickly gives you your order. You get home only to realize he forgot the pickles. Also there's a hand in it. Command: Turn world upside down. |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Sat Sep 30, 2006 9:44 pm ] |
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Oh, great. NOw the world is upside down. And everyone falls off the edge and ends up floating away through space until they all get hit by meteors. Great Jorb there, Mr. World-Upside-Down-Turner! Type: Make cheese from Giant Flying Radioactive Moo Cows. |
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| Author: | Sum 14 [ Sat Sep 30, 2006 9:52 pm ] |
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You make the cheese from GFRMCs, it tastes like floor tiles Command:Do a dance while throwing a baby |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Sat Sep 30, 2006 9:59 pm ] |
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"Do a little dance... Throw a little kid... Get down tonight" Command: Look, A Giraffe! |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Sat Sep 30, 2006 9:59 pm ] |
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You throw the baby, then do a football style victory dance. The ref throws you out of the game. Type: Do the monkey! |
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| Author: | Sum 14 [ Sat Sep 30, 2006 10:06 pm ] |
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Look! A Giraffe:You are killed by an evil giraffe for pointing it out Do the Monkey:Johnny Bravo sues you for stealing "his" dance Command:Duel Homestar |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Mon Oct 02, 2006 12:06 pm ] |
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You explain the rules.. Ten paces, turn, and fire. Unfortunately for you, Homestar is too stupid to count. He takes 3 steps, turns around and shoots you. You dead. Command: Pump Metrodome full of helium. |
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| Author: | Beyond the Grave [ Mon Oct 02, 2006 3:03 pm ] |
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*High-pitched voice* Hello everyone, I'm Al Micheals along with John Madden... Command: Oh, look! A bug light. |
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| Author: | Sum 14 [ Mon Oct 02, 2006 11:39 pm ] |
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*ZAP* Command:Make friends with Kerrek |
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| Author: | Beyond the Grave [ Tue Oct 03, 2006 5:34 pm ] |
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Kerrek doesn't want to be friends, he wants to polka! COOMAND: Polka with Kerrek |
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