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You give Zorak the gum. Unfortunately he won't share with Space Ghost, and that kinda makes ol' spacey mad. ARM BAND'D!

Command: Go-Go-Gadget candy bar!

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You bite into the candy bar. The metal gears in it that cause it to expand break your teeth. Now you have the same number of teeth as the Old Man who runs the inn.

Type: Midget!

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Stop insulting midgets! YOU DIE!

Type: Print in color!

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You make a picture in MS-Paint with a bunch of colors. You hit Ctrl+P. Your printer explodes. You are now covered in colored ink. You just ruined your best shirt.

Command: Dance in a circle around a bunch of bottle rockets.

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You do your Bottle Rocket Hoe Down. Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles beat the crap out of you. WHOSE LINE'D!!

Type: Put underwear on dog.

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PETA bursts through the door citing you for Cruelty to Animals -5



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Bob Barker's call for spaying and neutering only applies to pets, not people.

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You get interrupted by a long-haired stoner.

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You have a malfunction DIE'd

Command: Fix an old post.

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You chop down a tree, and cut a 6 foot section of it. Then you trim off the bark and treat it with moisture sealant. You dig up the old post, then plant the new one in the ground, and finish it by filling in any excess dirt. POST FIX'D!!

Type: Kick clown in junk.

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The old post is far too rotten to fix. You kick it and thousands of termites fall out. You'd better hurry up and fix the fence, otherwise the cows are gonna get out.

Command: Electric Mayhem

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SIMULPOST'D!!

Next person gets to do mine and SR's!

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YAY!!!!!<----(Multiple exclamation points imply insanity is present)

Didy: You kick the clown, unfortunately, it was a nuclear bomb disguised as a clown. BLOWN UP'd

SR: You take about seven hundred feet of wire, hook it up to an electric generator, and place contact points a bit away from the wires. Sparkly.

Command: Tell Nancy Pelosi to shut up.

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Can't. Democrats don't tell other Democrats to shut up.


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You catch Batman changing his Bat-Underwear. JIBBLY!

Type: Poke Buhub's Penguin.

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You poke the penguin. It pokes you back. You keep going back and forth like this until the end of time. END OF TIME'D!

Command: Win the powerball

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You win the Powerball, but then the Dems hike taxes and you're left with nothing but about 25 cents... BANKRUPT'd

Command: Kick yon Chuck Norris.

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Are you kidding me? I've died once already, and I want to keep it as such.



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Clinton's gone.. Nobody pays attention to streakers anymore.

Command: Someone shut that door!

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You shut it. It goes dark. It from Steven King's It shows up and gives you some a'jibblies.

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you run the play as called. Peyton Manning throws the ball downfield, directly into the hands of Brian Urlacher. Who put that play in the playbook?

Command: Make PBS show called "An Evening at the Opera with Strong Mad"

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You make the show for PBS, but the liberal people there took out everything remotely fun out of the show, and now it stinks.

Command: Shoot a robot 'twixt the eyes.

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You shoot the robot. You leave a big hole in his head. Unfortunately for you, the robot's head is purely for show. Speaking of show, the robot is about to show you the meaning of pain. Kaboom!

command: DO NOT GO IN THERE!

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You don't go in there. Ho hum. You're really boring, you know that?

> Buy a yo-yo

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You are a little short on money, so the shopkeeper sells you a "yo". You throw it out like a normal yo-yo, but it doesn't come back. Since you never could get the normal kind to come back to you, either, you really can't tell a difference.

Command: Chocolate milk... Yeah, that's it. Chocolate milk.

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A tall, frosty glass of chocolate milk drops into your hand out of nowhere. Sweet!
Unfortunately, a glitch in reality has started dropping more tall, frosty glasses of chocolate milk on you, at very high velocities. This milk-pummeling results in severe lactose intolerance. D:

> Laser pointer!

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You summon up a lazer pointer from the depths of hammerspace. Mystified by this object that shouldn't exist in a midieval setting, you stare into it's light. After a few monments, you've sucessfully blinded yourself. You stumble around for a while before getting killed by something that you can't see, because you've blinded yourself with a laser pointer.

>>> Beam me up Scotty!

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He tries to beam you up, but the machine malfunctions and you end up getting fused with William Shatner. Ew...

>blow up the ocean

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A little yellow dog wearing blue underwear and an eye patch runs up to you, kicks you in the shin, and yells, "HEY, YOU! THAT'S MY PLOT! GET YOUR OWN!!" At about that time, a whole bunch of yellow dogs wearing various military outfits busts in and beats the crap out of you. They sentence you to be Reynold's roommate forever, so you have to listen to his constant whining.

Type: Dance around laboratory like an idiot.

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You dance around the lab like an idiot, breaking things as you go. Suddenly, a little guy (about 2 feet tall) runs in and yells at you..
"DIDI GET OUT OF MY LABORATORY!"
It's funny, because your name isn't Didi.

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