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Didymus
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(um, actually, it is. Or more like Didy, though).

First, you harass the bad guys, getting them really ticked. Eventually, they capture you and lock you in some place with lots of equipment. Then you build a kick-butt tank-like thing and shoot machine guns in random directions without anyone getting hit. At some point, a car explodes and turns over, but no one inside gets hurt. Then you manage to hightail it off the scene just seconds before the Army arrives.

Type: Sass back at king's council.

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The Zephyr Song
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You sass back at the king's council and as punishment are forced to write The Zephyr Song's impromptu preps for her. (i wish.)

> Parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme

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You try to cook Trogdor with fresh herbs. Unfortunately, your plan backfires and he cooks you instead. Now who didn't see that coming? *raises hand*

Type: Tell Trogador that his 10X6 counterpart was making fun of his Engrish.

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Ye olde Trodoreth burninate-eth thy cottege-eth to yon groundeth.



Command: Translate that into Modern English.

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You do not know "Modern English", so you translate it into a popular urban dialect.
"Yo, check it, G. Trogdor be all up in here be setting that thang on fire. Burn yo crib to da ground, fo shizzle!"

Command: Wash eyes

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You wash your eyes. You pull them out, toss them into the washer with a half-cup of detergent, and wait for the spin cycle to finish. Then you put them in the dryer. But they end up with all kinds of lint on them. LINT EYES'D!!

Type: Dump Pooh's honey on Piglet's head.

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You dump the honey on Piglet's head. Pooh, being the glutton he is attempts to eat the honey and eats Piglet's head in the process. Silly bear.

Command: I feel good! HIAH!

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(Pooh Invents Honey Baked Ham).

You knew that you would. Unfortunately, you die of congestive heart failure. You don't feel so good anymore.

Type: Nuke Gingrich.

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With pleasure!


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You're violently killed by a wave of Johnny Depp fans who don't realize that Depp was hot when /their/ moms were teenagers, too.

> Find socks

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You find socks. Specifically, they are StrongRad's nasty gym socks. You die of chemical contamination. BIO-HAZARD'D!!

Type: Bad man hit dog with street.

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Mom fed you with paint chips?

Command: PORKCHOP SANDWICHES!

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The old man reaches in his desk drawer and hands them to you. They are probably about a year old, but hey, there was a meatball sub at the bottom of the well, so what's the difference? You now have 1 Porkchop Sammich in your Inventory.

Type: Create trail of Hilary Duff pics leading into rocket being sent to Jupiter.

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You are accused of littering and then thrown in jail. Nice going, litterbug.

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Ok, there are perfectly good sticks on the ground next to the stick store, but you have to go around buying them. Oh, whatever. You waste your money paying for something that you could have gotten for free. Now, you can't spend that money on things you need.

Command: Time to make the doughnuts!

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You need to get ye DOUGH from ye BAKER and ye NUTS from ye TREE before you can do that! To get to ye BAKER you must unlock ye KITCHEN, then go through ye SECRET DOOR and into ye WOODS to get ye NUTS with ye FISHERMAN'S POLE, and ye FISHERMAN is by ye RIVER, just a few down-arrows from of ye LAKE, but since you don't have ye BOAT, thou hast drowned to death.

Command: wake up sleeping chipmunks

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You wake up the chipmunks, and unfortunately, there happen to be three of them. And they sing. Christmas songs. ANNOY'd

Command: Kick in yon door.

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You kick yon door and break thine foot.


Command: Out improvise Robin Williams

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Error URN071337: Situation impossible

> Sing badly

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Your "bad" singing happens to be pretty good. Your normal singing, on the other hand, is bad enough to make Trogdor breathe ice. Great.. Now, instead of burninating people, Troggie just shoots big freaking blocks of ice at them and crushes them.


Command: Unleash underwear ninjas!

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The underwear ninjas, protected by their gas masks, proceed to snatch the underpants from the inn keeper, but find his underwear already stolen by the underpants gnomes. The ninjas made a mistake by creating a Step 2.

Command - Bake brownies

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You bake the brownies, but instead of grabbing the milk, you grab a laxitive. Everyone who eats your brownies get "the trots" which causes your toilets to back up causing 1000's of dollars in damage.


Command: A Freudian slip at the worst time.

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Your fiance's dad shows you that those guns aren't just for show.

Command: Uncle Dan!!

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He can't hear you.


Command: Fix candle

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You break out ye wrench and ye pliers and attempt to fix ye candle. It spews motor oil all over thy new overalls. Ye wife shall never let thee hear ye end of it.

Type: Yoke 'em up, Dan!

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Dan yokes 'em up. Then he takes off with them. What did that do?

Command: Eat +4 candy hearts of chalkiness.

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You eat the candy hearts. You turn into Ricardo Montalban. "KIRRRRRRKK!"

Type: Insert Joke into Soda Machine.

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You insert the joke into the machine. The machine takes your joke and soda pops out. Who would have thought that would work? Not you, obviously, because you really needed that joke.

Command: Chug +3 Gallon of E.V.O.O. of Yum-O.

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You chug it, you explode. Ouch'd.

Command: Don't chug +3 Gallon of E.V.O.O. of Yum-O.

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Rachael Ray hits you over the head with a cast iron skillet! That was a good skillet nap!

Type: Abracapocus!

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