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The fuse ignites. Yeah, so, um, *cough cough*. What, you never said it actually went anywhere!

Type: Check out the mexicans

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I lost the state spelling bee in FIFTH PLACE!!

The Mexicans are playing their insturments, boy are they good at it. You sneak a closer look. They are some cool Mexicans, yep.

COMMAND: Shoot yon computer.

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BAM! Well, you killed the compy. Now what? You can't play the game anymore, so your life is useless

The poptarts box! it's... EMPTY!

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I lost the state spelling bee in FIFTH PLACE!!

Yep, it's empty, get over it.

COMMAND: Stuff five hundred pounts of explosives in a dishwasher and blow it up.

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Ye bloweth up yon dishwasher. Earl the restaurant owner is pretty miffed about it, too.

Type: I like muffins!

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Good for you! I don't! For disagreeing with me, you lose!!

summon CHEEEEEESE!!!!!!!!!

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I lost the state spelling bee in FIFTH PLACE!!

The Old Man takes your picture. Unfortunately, the Old Man is Alberto, so be prepared to get the everloving crap photoshopped out of you.

Type: I said Coach...Z...One...Two!

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I said a hip hop the hippie the hippie
To the hip hip hop, a you don't stop
The rock it to the bang bang boogie say up jumped the boogie
To the rhythm of the boogie, the beat

Command: I said a hip hop the hippie the hippie
To the hip hip hop, a you don't stop
The rock it to the bang bang boogie say up jumped the boogie
To the rhythm of the boogie, the beat

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you're a hippie now. you don't shower.


20 go to 10

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command: go to operation: storyteller

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I lost the state spelling bee in FIFTH PLACE!!

Going to operation storyteller......

storyteller:
Command: Execute Storyteller

Executing Storyteller.....

Execution Complete. There's no more story to be had, because the Storyteller is now dead. Game Over. Story = very gone.

(Yes, i am a programmer.)

Command: Annihilate Trogdor.

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Please click "view" on all the dragons listed. Thanks a million.

Please visit my city as well.

Trogdor is not terribly impressed with your singing. He completely berates your performance as unoriginal and lackluster, with no energy, and he says your voice sounds like buzzard mating season. He advises you to take singing lessons as soon as possible, then votes you off the show.

Type: Throw anvil at duck.

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You throw the anvil at the duck. Unfortunately, it was a SUPER DUCK!!! It throws the anvil back at you. DEAD'D!

command: cast CLEESH

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I lost the state spelling bee in FIFTH PLACE!!

you cast cleesh.
your enemy turns into some sort of newt.
Unfortunately, the scroll disintegrates in your hand. Shoulda used Gnusto on it first.

Command: I am the walrus!

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

Summoning all the dark entities inherently allied to the fabled Antichrist -- you are the Walrus. Demons swarm, dark thrones converge, powers congregate and you are Evil, the AttractOr. ... ... God notices the fly on the table next to Him and smashes it unceremoniously, momentarily noticing the arrogance with which the fly had been looking at Him. All the attendant mites in the late fly's vicinity flee in terror.

Be not!

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Too big to be my avatar, but I like it.

... ... ... ...

Kill zombies.

Zombies are you. You dead.

Command: What? YEEEEAAAHHHHH OKKAAYYYYYYYY

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*assumes you're a girl for purposes of game comment*

Interpretting the confusion of your command for a decisive command to "dye my hair blond", I promptly and obediently do so. Subsequently after having mistaken the "F" on your driver's licence for a failing grade and while on your way to the DMV to complain -- you mistake the peculiar hand gesture of a grumpy looking brunnette to mean "ok, you can go", and she slams your car and you explode (blonds are flammable).

Command1: [s]make a monkey climb a tree.[/s]
Command2: Do a cartwheel!

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Too big to be my avatar, but I like it.

You do a cartwheel. Aren't you special?

Command: Revive game that hasn't been played in a month.

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

You just did.


COMMAND: Don't forget the fireworks and beer.

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You remember the fireworks and beer. Unfortunately, you can't remember why you have to remember them. You sell them to some neighborhood kids and make 23 moneys.


Command: Break down the door.

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

You see your parents talking to the Boogeyman as to how to scare you to death. Unfortunately, them talking is what scared you to death.

Type: Throw fishing net at stupid fishing instructor.

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Montgomery was the best Allied commander of WWII.



ACCEPT THAT FACT!

you throw the net. Unfortunately, the instructor is also a ninja, so he PWNS JOO in less than 3 seconds

get in car

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I lost the state spelling bee in FIFTH PLACE!!

the car explodes and you're dead so shutup you're dead, dead people can't talk..QUIET!


Plant a bomb in car

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eRepublik an awesome once daily online game, kinda like a war simulation.

George Dubyah sends the entire world on your butt before the bomb explodes and kills you

attack giant eye

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I lost the state spelling bee in FIFTH PLACE!!

The giant eye sees your attack and thus allows the SuperGiant Iron Fist of Doom to crush you into a bloody pulp.


Command: Propose to boss' wife.

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Montgomery was the best Allied commander of WWII.



ACCEPT THAT FACT!

You do. She accepts, but you get fired.


COMMAND: Can't stop, can't stop the rock.

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Wow, this thing's still going? I remember it was just yesterday when I came up with this. Anyway...

Trogdor gives you a Stone Cold Stunner. The Rock just got Clocked. So uhh...You dead, thanks for playing!

Command: Step aside, open wide; it's the loner.

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HELL YEAH! SLAUGHTERIN DAUGHTERS, ROCKIN OUT, LONG WAY TO THE TOP, FLYIN HIGH AGAIN, AND HOPEFULLY BUYING A STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN!!!! WHAT THE EXTREME IS ABOUT!

You step aside to admit the loner. He then leaves because he likes to be alone.

Command: Find the Giant Enemy Crab

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Please click "view" on all the dragons listed. Thanks a million.

Please visit my city as well.

You find him. Unfortunately, "giant" in this case means roughly 2 miles tall and 8 miles wide. He steps on you before he even sees you, then scrapes you off with a spatula.

Kill trogdor, then clone him, and kill all his clones

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I lost the state spelling bee in FIFTH PLACE!!