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PostPosted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 10:44 am 
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The fuse ignites. Yeah, so, um, *cough cough*. What, you never said it actually went anywhere!

Type: Check out the mexicans

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The Mexicans are playing their insturments, boy are they good at it. You sneak a closer look. They are some cool Mexicans, yep.

COMMAND: Shoot yon computer.

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BAM! Well, you killed the compy. Now what? You can't play the game anymore, so your life is useless

The poptarts box! it's... EMPTY!

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Yep, it's empty, get over it.

COMMAND: Stuff five hundred pounts of explosives in a dishwasher and blow it up.

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Ye bloweth up yon dishwasher. Earl the restaurant owner is pretty miffed about it, too.

Type: I like muffins!

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Good for you! I don't! For disagreeing with me, you lose!!

summon CHEEEEEESE!!!!!!!!!

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The Old Man takes your picture. Unfortunately, the Old Man is Alberto, so be prepared to get the everloving crap photoshopped out of you.

Type: I said Coach...Z...One...Two!

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I said a hip hop the hippie the hippie
To the hip hip hop, a you don't stop
The rock it to the bang bang boogie say up jumped the boogie
To the rhythm of the boogie, the beat

Command: I said a hip hop the hippie the hippie
To the hip hip hop, a you don't stop
The rock it to the bang bang boogie say up jumped the boogie
To the rhythm of the boogie, the beat

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you're a hippie now. you don't shower.


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20 go to 10
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command: go to operation: storyteller

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Going to operation storyteller......

storyteller:
Command: Execute Storyteller

Executing Storyteller.....

Execution Complete. There's no more story to be had, because the Storyteller is now dead. Game Over. Story = very gone.

(Yes, i am a programmer.)

Command: Annihilate Trogdor.

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Trogdor is not terribly impressed with your singing. He completely berates your performance as unoriginal and lackluster, with no energy, and he says your voice sounds like buzzard mating season. He advises you to take singing lessons as soon as possible, then votes you off the show.

Type: Throw anvil at duck.

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You throw the anvil at the duck. Unfortunately, it was a SUPER DUCK!!! It throws the anvil back at you. DEAD'D!

command: cast CLEESH

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you cast cleesh.
your enemy turns into some sort of newt.
Unfortunately, the scroll disintegrates in your hand. Shoulda used Gnusto on it first.

Command: I am the walrus!

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Summoning all the dark entities inherently allied to the fabled Antichrist -- you are the Walrus. Demons swarm, dark thrones converge, powers congregate and you are Evil, the AttractOr. ... ... God notices the fly on the table next to Him and smashes it unceremoniously, momentarily noticing the arrogance with which the fly had been looking at Him. All the attendant mites in the late fly's vicinity flee in terror.

Be not!

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Zombies are you. You dead.

Command: What? YEEEEAAAHHHHH OKKAAYYYYYYYY

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*assumes you're a girl for purposes of game comment*

Interpretting the confusion of your command for a decisive command to "dye my hair blond", I promptly and obediently do so. Subsequently after having mistaken the "F" on your driver's licence for a failing grade and while on your way to the DMV to complain -- you mistake the peculiar hand gesture of a grumpy looking brunnette to mean "ok, you can go", and she slams your car and you explode (blonds are flammable).

Command1: [s]make a monkey climb a tree.[/s]
Command2: Do a cartwheel!

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You do a cartwheel. Aren't you special?

Command: Revive game that hasn't been played in a month.

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You just did.


COMMAND: Don't forget the fireworks and beer.

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You remember the fireworks and beer. Unfortunately, you can't remember why you have to remember them. You sell them to some neighborhood kids and make 23 moneys.


Command: Break down the door.

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You see your parents talking to the Boogeyman as to how to scare you to death. Unfortunately, them talking is what scared you to death.

Type: Throw fishing net at stupid fishing instructor.

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you throw the net. Unfortunately, the instructor is also a ninja, so he PWNS JOO in less than 3 seconds

get in car

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you throw the net. Unfortunately, the instructor is also a ninja, so he PWNS JOO in less than 3 seconds

get in car
the car explodes and you're dead so shutup you're dead, dead people can't talk..QUIET!


Plant a bomb in car

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George Dubyah sends the entire world on your butt before the bomb explodes and kills you

attack giant eye

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The giant eye sees your attack and thus allows the SuperGiant Iron Fist of Doom to crush you into a bloody pulp.


Command: Propose to boss' wife.

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You do. She accepts, but you get fired.


COMMAND: Can't stop, can't stop the rock.

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Wow, this thing's still going? I remember it was just yesterday when I came up with this. Anyway...

Trogdor gives you a Stone Cold Stunner. The Rock just got Clocked. So uhh...You dead, thanks for playing!

Command: Step aside, open wide; it's the loner.

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You step aside to admit the loner. He then leaves because he likes to be alone.

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You find him. Unfortunately, "giant" in this case means roughly 2 miles tall and 8 miles wide. He steps on you before he even sees you, then scrapes you off with a spatula.

Kill trogdor, then clone him, and kill all his clones

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