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| Author: | tennessee10 [ Mon Mar 19, 2007 10:44 am ] |
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The fuse ignites. Yeah, so, um, *cough cough*. What, you never said it actually went anywhere! Type: Check out the mexicans |
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| Author: | Droideka [ Tue Mar 20, 2007 7:41 pm ] |
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The Mexicans are playing their insturments, boy are they good at it. You sneak a closer look. They are some cool Mexicans, yep. COMMAND: Shoot yon computer. |
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| Author: | tennessee10 [ Tue Mar 20, 2007 8:50 pm ] |
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BAM! Well, you killed the compy. Now what? You can't play the game anymore, so your life is useless The poptarts box! it's... EMPTY! |
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| Author: | Droideka [ Tue Mar 20, 2007 9:01 pm ] |
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Yep, it's empty, get over it. COMMAND: Stuff five hundred pounts of explosives in a dishwasher and blow it up. |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Tue Mar 20, 2007 9:50 pm ] |
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Ye bloweth up yon dishwasher. Earl the restaurant owner is pretty miffed about it, too. Type: I like muffins! |
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| Author: | tennessee10 [ Tue Mar 20, 2007 9:58 pm ] |
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Good for you! I don't! For disagreeing with me, you lose!! summon CHEEEEEESE!!!!!!!!! |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Tue Mar 20, 2007 10:12 pm ] |
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The Old Man takes your picture. Unfortunately, the Old Man is Alberto, so be prepared to get the everloving crap photoshopped out of you. Type: I said Coach...Z...One...Two! |
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| Author: | Beyond the Grave [ Sun Apr 15, 2007 3:07 am ] |
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I said a hip hop the hippie the hippie To the hip hip hop, a you don't stop The rock it to the bang bang boogie say up jumped the boogie To the rhythm of the boogie, the beat Command: I said a hip hop the hippie the hippie To the hip hip hop, a you don't stop The rock it to the bang bang boogie say up jumped the boogie To the rhythm of the boogie, the beat |
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| Author: | ready for prime time [ Sun Apr 15, 2007 3:19 am ] |
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you're a hippie now. you don't shower. 20 go to 10 |
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| Author: | tennessee10 [ Sun Apr 15, 2007 11:37 pm ] |
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20 go to 10 20 go to 10 20 go to 10 20 go to 10 20 go to 10 20 go to 10 20 go to 10 20 go to 10 command: go to operation: storyteller |
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| Author: | mew4ever23 [ Wed Apr 18, 2007 2:30 am ] |
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Going to operation storyteller...... storyteller: Command: Execute Storyteller Executing Storyteller..... Execution Complete. There's no more story to be had, because the Storyteller is now dead. Game Over. Story = very gone. (Yes, i am a programmer.) Command: Annihilate Trogdor. |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Wed Apr 18, 2007 2:34 am ] |
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Trogdor is not terribly impressed with your singing. He completely berates your performance as unoriginal and lackluster, with no energy, and he says your voice sounds like buzzard mating season. He advises you to take singing lessons as soon as possible, then votes you off the show. Type: Throw anvil at duck. |
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| Author: | tennessee10 [ Wed Apr 18, 2007 10:36 am ] |
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You throw the anvil at the duck. Unfortunately, it was a SUPER DUCK!!! It throws the anvil back at you. DEAD'D! command: cast CLEESH |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Fri Apr 20, 2007 2:51 am ] |
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you cast cleesh. your enemy turns into some sort of newt. Unfortunately, the scroll disintegrates in your hand. Shoulda used Gnusto on it first. Command: I am the walrus! |
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| Author: | barwhack [ Fri Apr 20, 2007 3:07 am ] |
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Summoning all the dark entities inherently allied to the fabled Antichrist -- you are the Walrus. Demons swarm, dark thrones converge, powers congregate and you are Evil, the AttractOr. ... ... God notices the fly on the table next to Him and smashes it unceremoniously, momentarily noticing the arrogance with which the fly had been looking at Him. All the attendant mites in the late fly's vicinity flee in terror. Be not! |
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| Author: | MikeMcG [ Fri Apr 20, 2007 3:51 am ] |
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... ... ... ... Kill zombies. |
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| Author: | The Cup of Coffee [ Fri Apr 20, 2007 7:36 am ] |
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Zombies are you. You dead. Command: What? YEEEEAAAHHHHH OKKAAYYYYYYYY |
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| Author: | barwhack [ Fri Apr 20, 2007 9:45 pm ] |
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*assumes you're a girl for purposes of game comment* Interpretting the confusion of your command for a decisive command to "dye my hair blond", I promptly and obediently do so. Subsequently after having mistaken the "F" on your driver's licence for a failing grade and while on your way to the DMV to complain -- you mistake the peculiar hand gesture of a grumpy looking brunnette to mean "ok, you can go", and she slams your car and you explode (blonds are flammable). Command1: [s]make a monkey climb a tree.[/s] Command2: Do a cartwheel! |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Mon May 21, 2007 2:50 am ] |
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You do a cartwheel. Aren't you special? Command: Revive game that hasn't been played in a month. |
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| Author: | Beyond the Grave [ Mon May 21, 2007 2:52 am ] |
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You just did. COMMAND: Don't forget the fireworks and beer. |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Mon May 21, 2007 2:53 am ] |
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You remember the fireworks and beer. Unfortunately, you can't remember why you have to remember them. You sell them to some neighborhood kids and make 23 moneys. Command: Break down the door. |
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| Author: | Al Capone II [ Wed May 23, 2007 12:26 am ] |
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You see your parents talking to the Boogeyman as to how to scare you to death. Unfortunately, them talking is what scared you to death. Type: Throw fishing net at stupid fishing instructor. |
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| Author: | tennessee10 [ Wed May 23, 2007 10:54 am ] |
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you throw the net. Unfortunately, the instructor is also a ninja, so he PWNS JOO in less than 3 seconds get in car |
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| Author: | Jonathan M [ Wed May 23, 2007 7:47 pm ] |
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tennessee10 wrote: you throw the net. Unfortunately, the instructor is also a ninja, so he PWNS JOO in less than 3 seconds the car explodes and you're dead so shutup you're dead, dead people can't talk..QUIET!
get in car Plant a bomb in car |
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| Author: | tennessee10 [ Wed May 23, 2007 8:48 pm ] |
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George Dubyah sends the entire world on your butt before the bomb explodes and kills you attack giant eye |
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| Author: | Al Capone II [ Thu May 24, 2007 3:26 am ] |
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The giant eye sees your attack and thus allows the SuperGiant Iron Fist of Doom to crush you into a bloody pulp. Command: Propose to boss' wife. |
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| Author: | Beyond the Grave [ Fri Jul 13, 2007 2:13 am ] |
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You do. She accepts, but you get fired. COMMAND: Can't stop, can't stop the rock. |
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| Author: | ExtremeMayhem [ Fri Jul 13, 2007 10:28 pm ] |
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Wow, this thing's still going? I remember it was just yesterday when I came up with this. Anyway... Trogdor gives you a Stone Cold Stunner. The Rock just got Clocked. So uhh...You dead, thanks for playing! Command: Step aside, open wide; it's the loner. |
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| Author: | mew4ever23 [ Sat Jul 14, 2007 6:03 pm ] |
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You step aside to admit the loner. He then leaves because he likes to be alone. Command: Find the Giant Enemy Crab |
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| Author: | tennessee10 [ Sat Jul 14, 2007 9:18 pm ] |
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You find him. Unfortunately, "giant" in this case means roughly 2 miles tall and 8 miles wide. He steps on you before he even sees you, then scrapes you off with a spatula. Kill trogdor, then clone him, and kill all his clones |
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