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Author:  this-guy [ Sun Jul 15, 2007 11:03 am ]
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Sorry, technology isn't advanced enough for you to kill Trogdor with this stupid old computer. You were able to clone him. Now he rampage in 20 Peasantries at once !! Nice going admiral facebrain.

>Type 'TOTPD' :eekdance:

Author:  ExtremeMayhem [ Mon Jul 16, 2007 12:02 am ]
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You do the Top of the Page Dance for a few seconds, and I bash my skull against the concrete.

Command: Challenge the Kerrek to a SuPeR-iNS@NE Rap Battle

Author:  Jare [ Tue Jul 17, 2007 7:06 am ]
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>Kerrek beats you with his Mizad Skizzillz....ez and you run home to yo Mamma. Foo'

>Come back to he Forums after nearly a year of down time

Author:  Beyond the Grave [ Fri Aug 03, 2007 2:52 am ]
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You come back to find the forum deserted.


Command: Bump game.

Author:  Didymus [ Fri Aug 03, 2007 3:10 am ]
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You find a game on the bottom of the list, one started by Clan rHrN that no one wanted to play. The other users look at you cross-eyed, and the Mods start looking for their baseball bats. Then - POOF! - SeeThroo pops out of nowhere (because, you know, he is a ninja) and drop kicks you in the mouth, sending you flying right off the edge of the Forum. Combolations! You're epic act of necromancy has gotten you - - - BANNINATED!!

>change pants.

Author:  IantheGecko [ Fri Aug 03, 2007 5:07 am ]
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The only other pair you can find is a pair of bright orange tech pants. This gives you an idea.

>Go to rave

Author:  mew4ever23 [ Fri Aug 03, 2007 6:56 pm ]
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You start raving. Unforutnately, you give all the other ravers cesures. You get kicked out of the rave.

Type: Bring to me a suitable email, that I may check it down.

Author:  this-guy [ Sat Aug 04, 2007 11:40 am ]
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Go ask PerthyPaul for one.

]Punch 'face'

Author:  20X6_chairscoot [ Sun Aug 05, 2007 6:02 am ]
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You punched yourself in the face, you got a nosebleed.

Type 'Convert to the goth subculture'

Author:  Didymus [ Sun Aug 05, 2007 6:40 am ]
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First, ye get yeself some fur clothing, a big horned helmet, and a battle ax. Then ye start worshiping Thor and Odin. Then ye join a horde and invade Rome. Congratulations! Ye are now a Goth.

>Set fire to King of Peasantry's trousers.

Author:  Al Capone II [ Tue Aug 07, 2007 12:26 am ]
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Ye set fire to King's trousers. Unfortunately, the fire spreads to his jimberjam and as ye King of Peasantry happens to be Dennis, he gets enraged and throws you off a parapet.

>Purchase evil sponge

Author:  StrongRad [ Sun Sep 16, 2007 9:18 pm ]
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You purchase the evil sponge. You're really disappointed. It appears to be more sponge than evil, but you were looking for something that was more evil than sponge. RETURN'D!

Command: LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!

Author:  Capt. Ido Nos [ Mon Sep 17, 2007 5:31 pm ]
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Okay.

However, this leaves one with a complete lack of knowledge of popular culture, which then drives the local yuppies to come and torch your house to the ground. YOUNG URBAN PROFESSIONALS'D!

>>Fly away, fly away.

Author:  this-guy [ Mon Sep 17, 2007 11:41 pm ]
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You fly away, but that way is up, and suffocate from a lack of oxygen.

]Break a wall through time and space

Author:  StrongRad [ Tue Sep 18, 2007 2:50 am ]
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You try, but all you end up breaking is your shoulder. There's so much about astrophysics that you don't understand. You really wish you would have read that book by that wheelchair guy.

Command: Don't even think about it, yo.

Author:  this-guy [ Tue Sep 18, 2007 10:36 am ]
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It was a BAT. You forget about it, but it screams. Ow! Your ears!

]Poke Polend

Author:  StrongRad [ Tue Sep 18, 2007 10:39 pm ]
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You poked the end of the pole. Aren't you special?
Now, are you gonna quit messing around and actually play, or am I going to have to delete your Oregon Trail saves?

Command: Insert sword into foot.

Author:  this-guy [ Tue Sep 18, 2007 10:46 pm ]
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You do. You die. You dumb.

]Get baguette

Author:  StrongRad [ Tue Sep 18, 2007 10:55 pm ]
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mmmmm baguette....
You get ye baguette. Ye puts it in ye pocket. ye.

Command: Do what's next.

Author:  this-guy [ Tue Sep 18, 2007 10:59 pm ]
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You do what's next. It was dew, but not the kind you were hoping for. It tastes like grass.

]Be after StrongRad

Author:  StrongRad [ Tue Sep 18, 2007 11:41 pm ]
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I can't do that without double posting.
However, I'm an admin, so I can do that stuff.

Command: Give him the stick! DON'T GIVE HIM THE STICK! GIVE 'IM THE STICK!

Author:  Inverse Tiger [ Wed Sep 19, 2007 2:28 am ]
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I'm sorry... Do you know my dad?

> Hold breath for 10 minutes

Author:  StrongRad [ Wed Sep 19, 2007 2:33 am ]
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This isn't so A%HYWESADF H$ e *passed out on keyboard*

Command: Become 8 times more massive than the sun.


IT, I love the avatar. :-)

Author:  Beyond the Grave [ Wed Sep 19, 2007 3:38 am ]
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You immediately collapse in on yourself causing a Massive Black Hole to form with sucks up the entire universe. Good job, jerky.


Command: Da-Duh-Da-Da-Duh-Da

Author:  StrongRad [ Wed Sep 19, 2007 11:42 am ]
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This is Ye Olde Sportscentere.
Ye see a bunch of highlights of jousting, archery, and fencing. Like, inside of a magic box. Ye decide to destroy such evil sorcery. Ye take the magic box on a one-way trip to smashyville.

Command: International?

Author:  Somm-1 [ Fri Oct 19, 2007 9:59 am ]
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Ye are attacked by German, a Frenchman, an Englishman, and a Scot.

Command: Bump Thread.

Author:  Beyond the Grave [ Fri Oct 19, 2007 12:58 pm ]
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BTG says, "LOL, Necromancy!"


Command: Eat massive amounts of beans and black coffee with all of your cowboy friends.

Author:  DarkSideOfTheSchwartz [ Fri Oct 19, 2007 8:18 pm ]
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you die of massive gas build up.

>Zod

Author:  Dacheet15 [ Fri Oct 19, 2007 11:30 pm ]
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Unknown command, commencing bashing you with your own skull while you comment on how it isn't physically possible.

>Lick elbow

Author:  sbe-mail 22 [ Fri Oct 26, 2007 9:34 am ]
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thy elbow was coverd in poison. you die.


>trogdorrodgort.exe

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