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Author:	this-guy [ Sat Oct 27, 2007 4:27 pm ]
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You got the Trogdor rod, Coach Z. The burninator doesn't seem too happy. >Run!

Author:	Beyond the Grave [ Fri Nov 16, 2007 2:56 pm ]
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You run off of a cliff, you die. COMMAND: Eat a bowl of 10 alarm super extra ultra spicy chili.

Author:	StrongRad [ Sun Nov 18, 2007 4:58 am ]
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You eat the chili. HOLY CRAP! DID YOU JUST FART FIRE? Yes. Yes you did. There's gotta be a use for this new skill. Command: Rocketman.

Author:	Beyond the Grave [ Sun Nov 18, 2007 5:13 am ]
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And I think it’s gonna be a long long time Till touch down brings me round again to find I’m not the man they think I am at home Oh no no no I’m a rocket man Rocket man burning out his fuse up here alone COMMAND: Do the Hustler!

Author:	StrongRad [ Sun Nov 18, 2007 5:17 am ]
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You get shot, paralyzed and wind up in a wheelchair. Larry Flint'D! Command: Give BTG a burrito.

Author:	this-guy [ Sun Nov 18, 2007 3:45 pm ]
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You give it to him, but it explodes in his face. Probably too many beans. ]F13

Author:	StrongRad [ Sun Nov 18, 2007 5:48 pm ]
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Every .exe file on your computer executes at the same time. Things come to a grinding halt. You CPU melts. Command: Bet the knight that he can't take Chuck Norris.

Author:	Beyond the Grave [ Mon Nov 19, 2007 2:25 pm ]
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You win a knight. COMMAND: Seduce Lahi.

Author:	StrongRad [ Wed Nov 21, 2007 12:07 am ]
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You dress up in your BYU bikini and seduce Lahi. You can't help but wonder why. Command: School bus.

Author:	this-guy [ Wed Nov 21, 2007 12:10 am ]
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You attempt to teach the bus something, but nothing works. You weep of sadness. >USE COMPUTER

Author:	lahimatoa [ Wed Nov 21, 2007 2:43 am ]
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StrongRad wrote: You dress up in your BYU bikini and seduce Lahi. You can't help but wonder why. Command: School bus. I am jibbling all over the place. The computer is virus-infected. With the ebola virus. You die a horrible death.

Author:	Sloshy [ Wed Nov 21, 2007 2:48 am ]
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this-guy wrote: You attempt to teach the bus something, but nothing works. You weep of sadness. >USE COMPUTER You dumped Mountain Dew on it, remember? You get shocked and die. Command: Breath completely harmless 100% clean air!

Author:	Color Printer [ Wed Nov 21, 2007 4:02 am ]
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You breathe the air. Exhilarating. Not really. Command: bash halo

Author:	Beyond the Grave [ Wed Nov 21, 2007 4:04 am ]
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Halo is the most overrated game in history. Command: Eat baking soda and wash it down with a glass of vinegar.

Author:	StrongRad [ Wed Nov 21, 2007 4:09 am ]
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The CO2 you produce quickly exits your body. No, not the way it went in. You become a human rocket. Unfortunately, your flight is cut short by a mountain. Ouch. Command: Unplug it.

Author:	this-guy [ Wed Nov 21, 2007 12:10 pm ]
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You unplug it, but it is necessary for your li—I mean, iLife, and now your computer is dead. Don't ask me why. >Why?

Author:	StrongRad [ Tue Nov 27, 2007 4:29 am ]
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More importantly, "how?". Command: Pour me another one, Jim. It's gonna be a long night.

Author:	poopskin [ Tue Nov 27, 2007 1:22 pm ]
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Oka...OH WAIT, YOU WERE THE DESIGNATED DRIVER! <S-Words>!!! (Command: Del C:\Windows) (If you actually do that, i'm not responsible.)

Author:	this-guy [ Tue Nov 27, 2007 10:42 pm ]
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It was never there. You're on a Mac. Command: Command-Q

Author:	poopskin [ Tue Nov 27, 2007 11:29 pm ]
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Sorry dave, i cannot do that. (command: Give me 200$)

Author:	Beyond the Grave [ Tue Nov 27, 2007 11:34 pm ]
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I'll give you $200 but you have to pay me back at 20,000,000,000% interest. COMMAND: Go Go Gadget Newbie

Author:	StrongRad [ Wed Nov 28, 2007 4:31 am ]
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makes new thread HAY GUYS I LIKE HOMESTAR WHOS YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTER MY FAVORITE IS BUT I LIKE TOO BUT NOT OR Command: Make BTG an admin

Author:	Didymus [ Wed Nov 28, 2007 5:55 am ]
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Oh great! Now all users have "Jerky" as their title. And Cola has been TRIPLE-Permabanned. And now all the threads are about Vash the Stampede, Aludard, Rammstein, and Lechable Canadiennes. Put deer in oven.

Author:	this-guy [ Wed Nov 28, 2007 11:31 am ]
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It doesn't fit. You cook it anyway. What's with this heat? >Animate something to please people

Author:	Beyond the Grave [ Wed Nov 28, 2007 2:28 pm ]
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Animates a stripper Savvy? Command: Drink Diet Coke and then insert Menthos.

Author:	Capt. Ido Nos [ Wed Nov 28, 2007 5:42 pm ]
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The diet coke didn't taste all that great, and user is not sure what menthos' are, so decided to use mentos instead. Btw, you just came from a poprocks festival a few minutes ago... The explosion was visible from space. >Insert coin to continue.

Author:	Dark Grapefruit [ Thu Nov 29, 2007 2:55 am ]
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You're not sure where to insert the coin.You spot some rocks nearby with a crack in them. You insert the coin, and.... well, continue, I guess. That seemed like a waste. > press very large button

Author:	Beyond the Grave [ Thu Nov 29, 2007 3:40 am ]
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DC is now a crater. Command: Go to the Kit-Kat factory and demand for the chocolate they took out when they put the "Kit-Kat" in.

Author:	StrongRad [ Thu Nov 29, 2007 4:07 am ]
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They refuse, instead they give you the kit-kat they removed when the put the chocolate on. Command: MAKE ME A BICYCLE, CLOWN!

Author:	Beyond the Grave [ Fri Nov 30, 2007 1:23 am ]
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Curls up into fetal position Can't sleep, clowns will eat me..... COMMAND: Pull a prank on Raddy's wedding night.

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