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You perform the cruelest wedding night prank ever, unfortunately you perform the prank in the wrong room on the wrong couple. Rosalie sets your underwear on fire for some reason.

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Man! Talk about Eye of the Tiger! Anyway, you walk up to him and punch him in the jaw. Unfortunately for you, he keeps a spare chin in his backpack. Man, you are SOOOO beat'd to a pulp, it ain't even funny! But that's the thrill of the fight. He rises up to the challenge of his rivals.

TYPE: Make BTG Cola's personal Moderator.

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Chaos insues, as fights break out between BTG and Cola. Unfortunately, BTG has more power over Cola, so you can pretty much tell where this will end up.

TYPE: sing us a song, you're the piano man

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Ooookaaaaay:
♫ I'm never gonna give you up... ♪

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You try to total out Sergeant Slaughter, but your insurance company says the damage to him is only about $1000 (and he's worth 5 times that). They cut you a check for the $1000 in repairs. A couple weeks, some body work, and a new coat of paint later, your Slaughter is good as new.

Command: Set up BTG's toilet the bomb.

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BTG's toilet is already a bomb because he just had to have that third bean burrito.


COMMAND: Pay me!

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Alright, I'll send you a check once I get a return call from my new friend from Nigeria!

>Instead of silverware, use your nose.

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You snot-nosed pig.

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I'll get the lager and drink it.


COMMAND: Make me a sandwich, woman?

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The android tells you to quite calling it 'woman'. then it places you on the bottom half of a loaf of French bread followed by Bacon, Turkey, Gravy, and the top slice.

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Didymus, thinking it's a Beyond the Grave sandwich, eats it anyway and dies.

::Pick StrongRad for giving eulogy at funeral.

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StrongRad delivers a very emotional eulogy. So emotional, that you cry yourself to death. This causes a chain reaction and everyone at the funeral DIES from crying. At least the dead guy has some company now.

>Proclaim my return to HrWiki forums after some month's absence

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You post your return in the leaving/returning thread. No one remembers you since the last month has been filled with drama between furries and robots. You are utterly confused as to the state of the forum.

> present magatama (yes it was the first thing i thought of, shut up)

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You present magatama, but no one cares because no one knows what that is.


COMMAND: Don't go chasing waterfalls.

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You stop chasing waterfalls and you sticks with the rivers and streams that you're used to. Unfortunately, the waterfalls don't stop chasing YOU and you go broke from having to replace soggy clothing every three hours.

>Make deal with foreign conglomerate.

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Congratulations, you just outsourced to India.



COMMAND: Go to the House of the Rising Sun.

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You take a plane to Japan. Unfortunately, the plane crashes in the middle of the Pacific and you wash up on a small deserted island. You live there for 4 years, but unlike Tom Hanks, however, help never comes and you eventually go insane and drown yourself.

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Location: They're eating her! And then they're going to eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!
"OW! MY NOT-POISON!"

Del C:/DOS, then reboot.

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Your computer just blew up.


COMMAND: Be a pretty pretty princess.

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You turn into a pretty pretty princess. Unfortunately, you are also jailbait, and thus are gang raped by a group of 40-year-old men.

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You raise an army and attempt to march on the capital of the world. Unfortunately, Melvin the Class President of the Class of 2008, who thwarted your plans to take over the high school by being a teacher's pet, tells on you to the CIA. You are embarrassed and vow revenge.

>Write a happy ending.

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>> You die! How is that not happy?


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20: Goto 10

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Error; You forgot 30 End, and define the 10 that i am trying to go to. (Loel BASIC)

Give me a soda.

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The can falls on your head, causing you to go unconscious.

>I wish this thread and Ruin a Wish weren't so similar.

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The topic breaks from the forum games section altogether, and thanks to continental drift, you are now 1,000 Miles from civilization.

Command: buy me a Apple LISA.

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You buy an Apple LISA, but it is so old that it disinagrates right in front of you.


COMMAND: Won't Get Fooled Again

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You won't get fooled again, but you got SWINDLED instead.

>Fire the Death Star

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you launch the death star in to our universe.


fly.exe

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Yeah, that fly is pretty nice. It might could make a good pet.

>Let it out and let it in

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