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| Author: | StrongRad [ Sat Dec 01, 2007 2:26 am ] |
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You perform the cruelest wedding night prank ever, unfortunately you perform the prank in the wrong room on the wrong couple. Rosalie sets your underwear on fire for some reason. Command: Beat up Survivorman. |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Sat Dec 01, 2007 2:52 am ] |
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Man! Talk about Eye of the Tiger! Anyway, you walk up to him and punch him in the jaw. Unfortunately for you, he keeps a spare chin in his backpack. Man, you are SOOOO beat'd to a pulp, it ain't even funny! But that's the thrill of the fight. He rises up to the challenge of his rivals. TYPE: Make BTG Cola's personal Moderator. |
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| Author: | Color Printer [ Sat Dec 01, 2007 3:23 am ] |
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Chaos insues, as fights break out between BTG and Cola. Unfortunately, BTG has more power over Cola, so you can pretty much tell where this will end up. TYPE: sing us a song, you're the piano man |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Sat Dec 01, 2007 3:36 am ] |
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Ooookaaaaay: ♫ I'm never gonna give you up... ♪ TYPE: Total slaughter! |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Sat Dec 01, 2007 5:11 am ] |
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You try to total out Sergeant Slaughter, but your insurance company says the damage to him is only about $1000 (and he's worth 5 times that). They cut you a check for the $1000 in repairs. A couple weeks, some body work, and a new coat of paint later, your Slaughter is good as new. Command: Set up BTG's toilet the bomb. |
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| Author: | Beyond the Grave [ Sat Dec 01, 2007 5:19 am ] |
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BTG's toilet is already a bomb because he just had to have that third bean burrito. COMMAND: Pay me! |
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| Author: | Capt. Ido Nos [ Sat Dec 01, 2007 5:58 am ] |
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Alright, I'll send you a check once I get a return call from my new friend from Nigeria! >Instead of silverware, use your nose. |
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| Author: | this-guy [ Sat Dec 01, 2007 9:32 am ] |
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You snot-nosed pig. ]get lager |
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| Author: | Beyond the Grave [ Sun Dec 02, 2007 4:41 am ] |
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I'll get the lager and drink it. COMMAND: Make me a sandwich, woman? |
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| Author: | Somm-1 [ Sun Dec 02, 2007 4:54 am ] |
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The android tells you to quite calling it 'woman'. then it places you on the bottom half of a loaf of French bread followed by Bacon, Turkey, Gravy, and the top slice. >: Give BTG sandwich to Didymus. |
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| Author: | IantheGecko [ Sat Dec 15, 2007 1:05 am ] |
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Didymus, thinking it's a Beyond the Grave sandwich, eats it anyway and dies. ::Pick StrongRad for giving eulogy at funeral. |
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| Author: | Al Capone II [ Thu Mar 27, 2008 4:08 am ] |
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StrongRad delivers a very emotional eulogy. So emotional, that you cry yourself to death. This causes a chain reaction and everyone at the funeral DIES from crying. At least the dead guy has some company now. >Proclaim my return to HrWiki forums after some month's absence |
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| Author: | Dark Grapefruit [ Thu Mar 27, 2008 4:13 am ] |
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You post your return in the leaving/returning thread. No one remembers you since the last month has been filled with drama between furries and robots. You are utterly confused as to the state of the forum. > present magatama (yes it was the first thing i thought of, shut up) |
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| Author: | Beyond the Grave [ Thu Mar 27, 2008 4:40 am ] |
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You present magatama, but no one cares because no one knows what that is. COMMAND: Don't go chasing waterfalls. |
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| Author: | Al Capone II [ Thu Mar 27, 2008 4:50 am ] |
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You stop chasing waterfalls and you sticks with the rivers and streams that you're used to. Unfortunately, the waterfalls don't stop chasing YOU and you go broke from having to replace soggy clothing every three hours. >Make deal with foreign conglomerate. |
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| Author: | Beyond the Grave [ Thu Mar 27, 2008 4:54 am ] |
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Congratulations, you just outsourced to India. COMMAND: Go to the House of the Rising Sun. |
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| Author: | Strong Josh [ Thu Mar 27, 2008 5:13 am ] |
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You take a plane to Japan. Unfortunately, the plane crashes in the middle of the Pacific and you wash up on a small deserted island. You live there for 4 years, but unlike Tom Hanks, however, help never comes and you eventually go insane and drown yourself. Command: Take Accutane. |
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| Author: | poopskin [ Thu Mar 27, 2008 11:47 am ] |
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"OW! MY NOT-POISON!" Del C:/DOS, then reboot. |
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| Author: | Beyond the Grave [ Thu Mar 27, 2008 8:48 pm ] |
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Your computer just blew up. COMMAND: Be a pretty pretty princess. |
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| Author: | Strong Josh [ Thu Mar 27, 2008 9:47 pm ] |
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You turn into a pretty pretty princess. Unfortunately, you are also jailbait, and thus are gang raped by a group of 40-year-old men. Command: Take over the world. |
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| Author: | Al Capone II [ Thu Mar 27, 2008 11:33 pm ] |
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You raise an army and attempt to march on the capital of the world. Unfortunately, Melvin the Class President of the Class of 2008, who thwarted your plans to take over the high school by being a teacher's pet, tells on you to the CIA. You are embarrassed and vow revenge. >Write a happy ending. |
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| Author: | strongfan [ Fri Mar 28, 2008 11:13 pm ] |
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>> You die! How is that not happy? ]null |
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| Author: | this-guy [ Thu Apr 03, 2008 8:22 am ] |
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void 20: Goto 10 |
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| Author: | poopskin [ Thu Apr 03, 2008 1:55 pm ] |
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Error; You forgot 30 End, and define the 10 that i am trying to go to. (Loel BASIC) Give me a soda. |
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| Author: | this-guy [ Thu Apr 03, 2008 7:34 pm ] |
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The can falls on your head, causing you to go unconscious. >I wish this thread and Ruin a Wish weren't so similar. |
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| Author: | poopskin [ Fri Apr 04, 2008 4:27 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: STUPID COMMAND II: The Death Factor! |
The topic breaks from the forum games section altogether, and thanks to continental drift, you are now 1,000 Miles from civilization. Command: buy me a Apple LISA. |
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| Author: | Beyond the Grave [ Sat Apr 05, 2008 3:00 am ] |
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You buy an Apple LISA, but it is so old that it disinagrates right in front of you. COMMAND: Won't Get Fooled Again |
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| Author: | Al Capone II [ Sat Apr 05, 2008 4:24 am ] |
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You won't get fooled again, but you got SWINDLED instead. >Fire the Death Star |
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| Author: | sbe-mail 22 [ Sat Apr 05, 2008 7:47 am ] |
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you launch the death star in to our universe. fly.exe |
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| Author: | this-guy [ Sat Apr 05, 2008 10:59 am ] |
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Yeah, that fly is pretty nice. It might could make a good pet. >Let it out and let it in |
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