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Do you REALLY think that's a good idea? I don't...

Command: Launch Ice Cubes at Nicaraguan Prison Babies..

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

Man! You're really taking that military looking avatar seriously, aren't you? Next think you know, you'll be torturing Iraqi prisoners.

Play with snake by the tail

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I'm not a crazy bloke like you...

Command: Use item on other item

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

You created something awesome which you decide to call... Itemonitem!

Command - Use lightsaber on bucket fulla pancakes.

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Actually, screw this. I'm out.

Now it's a bucket fulla pancace sallad.

Command: Sue Trogdor.

You take Trogdor to court for damages to your cottage and punitive damages. But Judge Wapner doesn't like you, so he hits you with his little judge-type hammer thingy. BONK ON THE HEAD'D!!

Take Guff from Somebody.

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took the guff and gave it to that lil lady that gave you the baby. she eats it; you feel grosed out.

command: dont drink the forbidden bacardi breeser,

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So now you're saying this! BARF!

Do something involving a flamethrower, a pie and Play-Doh.

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Actually, screw this. I'm out.

Boom.

Break a window.

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(sorry, I couldn't let this one die...again)

You throw a brick through your puter screen. BSOD'D!...DEAD!!

Make the best omelette during commercial break.

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WHO'S GOING TO MAKE MY OMELETTE??

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Reply: The Cheat! the cheat...

Type: *Strolls into thread, whistling* Nice day, I think. Good day to contribute to the....WHAT THE!!!! WHERE IN THE HELL DID MY THREAD GO!!!???? DIDYMUS, I WANT CREDIT FOR STARTING THE MADNESS, K???

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HELL YEAH! SLAUGHTERIN DAUGHTERS, ROCKIN OUT, LONG WAY TO THE TOP, FLYIN HIGH AGAIN, AND HOPEFULLY BUYING A STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN!!!! WHAT THE EXTREME IS ABOUT!

Hey! Blame the Admins. They did it. They intentionally programmed the forum so that cool threads like Stupid Command and Whodunnit would get kidnapped by space aliens. It's THEIR fault!

Use Folding Chair of Thwacky +3 on nearest Admin.

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You smash IndianaJones on the back with chair. He rolls a 21, so the chair shatters on his back. He then turns around saying "slowly I turn.. step by step.. inch by inch..", then, something happens and he doesn't finish the line. Just don't say "Niagara Falls" again.

Command: Use Ye Olde Bulle Dozere on Toaster(e?)[/url]

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

Ye olde Toaster says, "Would...you...liiiiike...soooooooooome...toa..." then dies. Congratulations! You killed that freaking annoying toaster!

Type: Give Shoes of Dancing +5 to Fred.

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DANCIN' FRED, DANCIN' FRED! EVERYBODY LOOK, IT'S THE DANCIN' FRED!

Command: for i=0, 639 DO BEGIN
for j=0,511 DO BEGIN
img(i,j)=255-img(i,j)
ENDFOR
ENDFOR
end

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

And the Compy just peed your carpet. And now you have a broken jpeg for a face.

Burninate countryside.

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You burninated the country side. Now there's nothing for Trogdor to burninate. He sues you, and he has quite a lot better luck with Judge Wapner than you did. NO MORE MONEY'D!!

Look at sun

Without sunglasses? You burn your retinas out! BLIND'D!! That'll learn ya!

Settle Out of Court

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You settle the lands known as "Out of Court". Your community becomes quite prosperous, until a certain Troggy comes by for a visit...

Command: Ford the river.

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

How you gonna do that? It was a Chevy you drove to the levee.

Use magic powder on feet

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BOOM! Tough Actin' Tinactin!! John Madden analyzes Trogdor's burnination of your cottage. ACE HARDWARE AND OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE'D!

Command: Turn on tornado siren

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

You turn on siren. Everyone flees to the basement, except you. The house gets sucked into a dimensional vortex, and you and your little dog end up in this weird alternate dimension. NOT IN KANSAS ANYMORE'D!!

Type: Use Broom +3 on Cottage Floor

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You sweep the floor. WOW! You didn't know you had hardwood floors! Wow!! Then, for some reason, your pants explode and you die..
Hey, it's a video game, things don't have to make sense.

Command: Don't die

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

What is that supposed to be, some kind of Cheat Code? (MEH!) Well, it didn't work! There is no God Mode in this game! Just for that, you are now reduced to 1 HP. Deal with it!

Type: Say AAARRRRGGGBLBLBLB! to Naked Ned.

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Naked Ned takes that as you coming on to him.... Sorry, you're not his type, with you being a dude and all.. He sends the Kerrek a cold one and says it's from you.. You pounded into the ground..

Command: Buy "A Peter Griffin Christmas"

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

You laugh your freaking butt off. Congratulations! You now have no butt. And all the lady types laugh at you for it.

Type: Declare it National Pants Optional Week.

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All RIGHT!!! Let's hope that certain people keep their pants on, and that certain others take them off... You fall in the former category, not the latter.

Command: Electrocute the lightning man

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

He's the Lightning Man! You might as well be trying to Thnikka the Thnikka Man! Yeah, Shut Up, Kid! Anyway, you receive double damage due to electric shock, whereas LM actually absorbs your attack and converts the energy into HP. NOW what are you going to do, genius?

Type: Use Downy Ball on Washing Machine.

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Don't you think it'd work better if you used downy ball IN washing machine? I do.. You put it on top of the machine. The machine goes into spin cycle, the ball falls off the machine, breaks on the floor, and gets downy all over the floor. Good job.

Command: Go to extreme platform jumping school, and graduate with a 4.0 GPA

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.