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| Author: | StrongRad [ Mon Sep 26, 2005 12:39 am ] |
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Do you REALLY think that's a good idea? I don't... Command: Launch Ice Cubes at Nicaraguan Prison Babies.. |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Mon Sep 26, 2005 2:25 pm ] |
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Man! You're really taking that military looking avatar seriously, aren't you? Next think you know, you'll be torturing Iraqi prisoners. Play with snake by the tail |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Mon Sep 26, 2005 2:34 pm ] |
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I'm not a crazy bloke like you... Command: Use item on other item |
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| Author: | Obomaru [ Mon Sep 26, 2005 2:37 pm ] |
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You created something awesome which you decide to call... Itemonitem! Command - Use lightsaber on bucket fulla pancakes. |
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| Author: | DukeNuke [ Mon Sep 26, 2005 2:46 pm ] |
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Now it's a bucket fulla pancace sallad. Command: Sue Trogdor. |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Mon Sep 26, 2005 4:07 pm ] |
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You take Trogdor to court for damages to your cottage and punitive damages. But Judge Wapner doesn't like you, so he hits you with his little judge-type hammer thingy. BONK ON THE HEAD'D!! Take Guff from Somebody. |
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| Author: | Stinko girl 20x6 [ Mon Sep 26, 2005 4:21 pm ] |
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took the guff and gave it to that lil lady that gave you the baby. she eats it; you feel grosed out. command: dont drink the forbidden bacardi breeser, |
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| Author: | Obomaru [ Mon Sep 26, 2005 4:43 pm ] |
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So now you're saying this! BARF! Do something involving a flamethrower, a pie and Play-Doh. |
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| Author: | IantheGecko [ Tue Sep 27, 2005 12:16 am ] |
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Boom. Break a window. |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Wed Sep 28, 2005 4:58 pm ] |
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(sorry, I couldn't let this one die...again) You throw a brick through your puter screen. BSOD'D!...DEAD!! Make the best omelette during commercial break. |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Wed Sep 28, 2005 10:08 pm ] |
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WHO'S GOING TO MAKE MY OMELETTE?? |
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| Author: | ExtremeMayhem [ Thu Sep 29, 2005 12:33 am ] |
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Reply: The Cheat! the cheat... Type: *Strolls into thread, whistling* Nice day, I think. Good day to contribute to the....WHAT THE!!!! WHERE IN THE HELL DID MY THREAD GO!!!???? DIDYMUS, I WANT CREDIT FOR STARTING THE MADNESS, K??? |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Thu Sep 29, 2005 1:06 am ] |
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Hey! Blame the Admins. They did it. They intentionally programmed the forum so that cool threads like Stupid Command and Whodunnit would get kidnapped by space aliens. It's THEIR fault! Use Folding Chair of Thwacky +3 on nearest Admin. |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Thu Sep 29, 2005 3:11 am ] |
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You smash IndianaJones on the back with chair. He rolls a 21, so the chair shatters on his back. He then turns around saying "slowly I turn.. step by step.. inch by inch..", then, something happens and he doesn't finish the line. Just don't say "Niagara Falls" again. Command: Use Ye Olde Bulle Dozere on Toaster(e?)[/url] |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Thu Sep 29, 2005 3:23 am ] |
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Ye olde Toaster says, "Would...you...liiiiike...soooooooooome...toa..." then dies. Congratulations! You killed that freaking annoying toaster! Type: Give Shoes of Dancing +5 to Fred. |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Thu Sep 29, 2005 4:27 am ] |
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DANCIN' FRED, DANCIN' FRED! EVERYBODY LOOK, IT'S THE DANCIN' FRED! Command: for i=0, 639 DO BEGIN for j=0,511 DO BEGIN img(i,j)=255-img(i,j) ENDFOR ENDFOR end |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Thu Sep 29, 2005 4:32 am ] |
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And the Compy just peed your carpet. And now you have a broken jpeg for a face. Burninate countryside. |
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| Author: | DukeNuke [ Thu Sep 29, 2005 2:28 pm ] |
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You burninated the country side. Now there's nothing for Trogdor to burninate. He sues you, and he has quite a lot better luck with Judge Wapner than you did. NO MORE MONEY'D!! Look at sun |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Thu Sep 29, 2005 4:43 pm ] |
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Without sunglasses? You burn your retinas out! BLIND'D!! That'll learn ya! Settle Out of Court |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Fri Sep 30, 2005 12:56 am ] |
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You settle the lands known as "Out of Court". Your community becomes quite prosperous, until a certain Troggy comes by for a visit... Command: Ford the river. |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Fri Sep 30, 2005 3:16 am ] |
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How you gonna do that? It was a Chevy you drove to the levee. Use magic powder on feet |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Fri Sep 30, 2005 3:21 am ] |
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BOOM! Tough Actin' Tinactin!! John Madden analyzes Trogdor's burnination of your cottage. ACE HARDWARE AND OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE'D! Command: Turn on tornado siren |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Fri Sep 30, 2005 3:27 am ] |
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You turn on siren. Everyone flees to the basement, except you. The house gets sucked into a dimensional vortex, and you and your little dog end up in this weird alternate dimension. NOT IN KANSAS ANYMORE'D!! Type: Use Broom +3 on Cottage Floor |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Fri Sep 30, 2005 3:31 am ] |
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You sweep the floor. WOW! You didn't know you had hardwood floors! Wow!! Then, for some reason, your pants explode and you die.. Hey, it's a video game, things don't have to make sense. Command: Don't die |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Fri Sep 30, 2005 3:34 am ] |
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What is that supposed to be, some kind of Cheat Code? (MEH!) Well, it didn't work! There is no God Mode in this game! Just for that, you are now reduced to 1 HP. Deal with it! Type: Say AAARRRRGGGBLBLBLB! to Naked Ned. |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Fri Sep 30, 2005 3:37 am ] |
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Naked Ned takes that as you coming on to him.... Sorry, you're not his type, with you being a dude and all.. He sends the Kerrek a cold one and says it's from you.. You pounded into the ground.. Command: Buy "A Peter Griffin Christmas" |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Fri Sep 30, 2005 3:41 am ] |
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You laugh your freaking butt off. Congratulations! You now have no butt. And all the lady types laugh at you for it. Type: Declare it National Pants Optional Week. |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Fri Sep 30, 2005 3:49 am ] |
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All RIGHT!!! Let's hope that certain people keep their pants on, and that certain others take them off... You fall in the former category, not the latter. Command: Electrocute the lightning man |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Fri Sep 30, 2005 4:41 am ] |
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He's the Lightning Man! You might as well be trying to Thnikka the Thnikka Man! Yeah, Shut Up, Kid! Anyway, you receive double damage due to electric shock, whereas LM actually absorbs your attack and converts the energy into HP. NOW what are you going to do, genius? Type: Use Downy Ball on Washing Machine. |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Fri Sep 30, 2005 4:45 am ] |
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Don't you think it'd work better if you used downy ball IN washing machine? I do.. You put it on top of the machine. The machine goes into spin cycle, the ball falls off the machine, breaks on the floor, and gets downy all over the floor. Good job. Command: Go to extreme platform jumping school, and graduate with a 4.0 GPA |
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