Eh! Steve smacks you up side the head with Homsar because you mispronounced his name.
Command: Do doughnuts down the front stretch
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| Author: | Didymus [ Wed Oct 19, 2005 7:10 pm ] |
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Spock looks at you funny and says, "But, sir, you are but a lowly peasant. It is inconceivable that you would have proper authority with which to make such a promotion. Therefore, logic dictates that I must decline this offer and have you thrown in the brig for impersonating a Star Fleet officer." BRIG'D!! Type: Give cookie to baby. |
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| Author: | Xyzzyka Gruefrotzer [ Wed Oct 19, 2005 7:18 pm ] |
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While the baby is gumming the cookie, you swipe its lollipop. Gee, that was easy-- oh noes! Your gun accidentally discharged! BOO-URNS'd! >edgar, drop a train on 'em |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Wed Oct 19, 2005 10:07 pm ] |
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A train falls down and kills the Baby Lady, the Old Man, Jhonka, and the Baby. Type: Deploy Giant Flying Radioactive Moo Cow. |
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| Author: | Hi Guys [ Thu Oct 20, 2005 8:29 pm ] |
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The Moo Cow suddenly turns on you.It destroys everything in sight.Nice job Radioactive Moo Cow inventor. Ask the Moo Cow if it is asking for a CHALLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENGE. |
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| Author: | Xyzzyka Gruefrotzer [ Thu Oct 20, 2005 8:52 pm ] |
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The Moo Cow declines politely and goes on his way. >master time and space |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Sat Oct 22, 2005 5:20 pm ] |
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You buy a Franklin Covey Day Planner and rennovate your apartment. Congratulations! You have now mastered both time and space. Type: Use Day Planner to magically change reality. |
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| Author: | Hi Guys [ Sat Oct 22, 2005 5:58 pm ] |
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Your 4:00 has been moved to 3:00. Gasp. Not...pigeons. |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Sat Oct 22, 2005 5:59 pm ] |
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NOOOOOoooooooooooooo!!! JIBBLY!!! Command: Steal Gene Krantz' vest. |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Sat Oct 22, 2005 9:27 pm ] |
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You now have a brightly colored vest. Please use it wisely. Type: Use Brightly Colored Vest on King. |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Sat Oct 22, 2005 9:29 pm ] |
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You put it on the king, then Krantz comes looking for it. "My wife made me one of those before every launch!!!" he yells as he tears the king limb from limb. Command: Watch Fox News... just because |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Sun Oct 23, 2005 7:00 pm ] |
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You begin to chant, "Bush...is...a...good...guy! Vote...Republican! Liberals...are...evil!" in a rather monotone voice for some reason. But remember, "Fair and Unbiased!" Type: Nude Gingrich. |
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| Author: | Clan rHrN [ Sun Oct 23, 2005 7:01 pm ] |
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Jigglypuff! |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Sun Oct 23, 2005 7:05 pm ] |
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Didymus wrote: You begin to chant, "Bush...is...a...good...guy! Vote...Republican! Liberals...are...evil!" in a rather monotone voice for some reason. But remember, "Fair and Unbiased!"
Type: Nude Gingrich. JIBBLY!!!!! (I'm not going to make THAT picture!) Command: Learn the rules. |
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| Author: | DukeNuke [ Sun Oct 23, 2005 7:37 pm ] |
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You do your best Clever Dan impression, but you can't even underrstand thee fisrt woord an eeevrythin geez weirrrd n tha yo heeada spxlooodeeee'ee11201010010111010 Command: Run Edgaware.exe |
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| Author: | Clan rHrN [ Sun Oct 23, 2005 7:38 pm ] |
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So many spam words in that things, almost as if that's infinity. |
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| Author: | Jonn-E [ Sun Oct 23, 2005 7:39 pm ] |
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so he took out an ex-pencive electron pen and scored the spam out |
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| Author: | Clan rHrN [ Sun Oct 23, 2005 7:40 pm ] |
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Wow...there's no more spam and I don't spam! |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Sun Oct 23, 2005 7:43 pm ] |
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Last virus scan, never Your computer is so infested with viruses that they've actually become your computer.. You have no operating system, just viruses. Command: Stop responding to spam with spam |
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| Author: | Clan rHrN [ Sun Oct 23, 2005 7:44 pm ] |
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I'm not spamming, so the command cannot be done. |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Sun Oct 23, 2005 7:47 pm ] |
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Would you like eggs, bacon, and spam; eggs, sausage, and spam; spam, eggs, bacon, and spam; spam, eggs, saugage, and spam; spam, bacon, eggs, sausage, and spam; spam, eggs, spam, sausage, and spam; spam, spam, eggs, spam, bacon, and spam; spam, spam, eggs, sausage, and spam; and spam, spam, spam, eggs, spam, and spam; or spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, eggs, and spam? Type: Give knife to TSA. |
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| Author: | Clan rHrN [ Sun Oct 23, 2005 7:47 pm ] |
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Nah; just teh bacon. |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Sun Oct 23, 2005 7:49 pm ] |
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Didymus wrote: Would you like eggs, bacon, and spam; eggs, sausage, and spam; spam, eggs, bacon, and spam; spam, eggs, saugage, and spam; spam, bacon, eggs, sausage, and spam; spam, eggs, spam, sausage, and spam; spam, spam, eggs, spam, bacon, and spam; spam, spam, eggs, sausage, and spam; and spam, spam, spam, eggs, spam, and spam; or spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, eggs, and spam?
Type: Give knife to TSA. He takes the knife, leaves for about 20 minutes, then comes in and tries to convince you that the stuff on his knife is strawberry preserves. Command: Welcome to the Jungle, baby. Now you're gonna diiiiiieee! |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Sun Oct 23, 2005 7:52 pm ] |
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You put on loin cloth, swing on a vine, and yell while beating your chest. All the monkeys in the jungle team up and throw banana peels at you, laughing at your sunken chest and flimsy muscles. Type: Pour hot soup on Homestar's eyes, eh, Brian? |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Sun Oct 23, 2005 7:55 pm ] |
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Eh! Steve smacks you up side the head with Homsar because you mispronounced his name. Command: Do doughnuts down the front stretch |
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| Author: | DukeNuke [ Sun Oct 23, 2005 7:55 pm ] |
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Sure, but I don't have any soup... 
Type: Print out one million million dollar bills. Edit: Simulpostd! >.< |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Sun Oct 23, 2005 7:56 pm ] |
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bad command or file name Command: Eat that, punk! |
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| Author: | Clan rHrN [ Sun Oct 23, 2005 7:57 pm ] |
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Command:Fire the catapult! |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Sun Oct 23, 2005 7:59 pm ] |
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You take the punk, saute him in butter, then smoke him on the barbeque grill. Then you coat him in a nice sweet Chipotle sauce and dig in! The Chipotle sauce gives you heartburn, and you keep finding body piercings in your dinner. Type: Call Queenie C "Granny C" by mistake. |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Sun Oct 23, 2005 8:01 pm ] |
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CLOBBER'D! With a clobberin' stick! Command: Alert the knights |
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| Author: | Jello B. [ Sun Oct 23, 2005 8:03 pm ] |
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Queenie C gets really angry and shouts "Who are you calling an old granny who's bones would turn to dust if she stopped drinking her milk?!". > Eat really spicy pepper EDIT: SImulposted. Do whomever's you want. |
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