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| Author: | DukeNuke [ Sun Oct 23, 2005 8:03 pm ] |
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The knights come, but since it was a false alarm, they bonk your head in. STRONG MAD LOOKALIKE'D!! Command: No, for real, print me out one million million dollar bills, please.exe BAH! Simulpost'd again! >.< Next time I'll look like this: ';..;' |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Sun Oct 23, 2005 8:05 pm ] |
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I eat the spicy pepper.. Yum. +3 strength I'm not gonna print the million dollar bill. Not Gonna happen!! I don't want the secret service on me! Command: Countdown from 10,000 |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Sun Oct 23, 2005 8:10 pm ] |
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Me am sing of beer on wall Me am sing of beer Number of beer slightly decrease Continue sing of beer Type: Use Plastic Lightsaber to save forum. |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Sun Oct 23, 2005 8:37 pm ] |
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IT WON'T WORK IT ONLY WORKS ON SPAMMERS! I DON'T SPAM DON'T LIE I WILL REPORT YOU TO JOEYDAY! Command: Turn into the Thnikkaman |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Sun Oct 23, 2005 8:45 pm ] |
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SHUT UP, KID! Type: Give Grits of Yummy to KOT.
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| Author: | Clan rHrN [ Sun Oct 23, 2005 8:46 pm ] |
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The KOT doesn't want 'em he prefers XXL pizzas over that! |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Sun Oct 23, 2005 8:48 pm ] |
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KOT yells at you for putting sugar in grits! Then he tells you to kiss his grits, whatever that means. Command: If you're going to play the game, play it right! |
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| Author: | Ju Ju Master [ Sun Oct 23, 2005 8:51 pm ] |
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I AM the game, idiot! I can do what I want. like this! You die for no apparent reason. Luckily, the reason is not apparnt, so taht's good. Command: Chew, chew, chew! |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Sun Oct 23, 2005 8:54 pm ] |
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It was a stick of gum. You never completely digest it. Finally, it loses all its flavor. Now what are you going to do with it? Type: Use chewed gum to trap Kerrek. |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Sun Oct 23, 2005 8:58 pm ] |
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Kerrek steps in the gum.. He's mad. You've gotten gum on his shoes. His mom is gonna kill him now.. ...and he's gonna kill YOU now. You Dead Command: Light -2 bottle rocket |
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| Author: | Clan rHrN [ Sun Oct 23, 2005 9:07 pm ] |
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Command:Buy Kerrek a cold one/make friends with kerrek |
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| Author: | IantheGecko [ Sun Oct 23, 2005 9:14 pm ] |
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Kerrek only drinks Root Cold Ones, f00l! You pounded. Command: Post an avy. |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Sun Oct 23, 2005 9:24 pm ] |
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NO! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME! STOP SPAMMING! Command: Help Rusty win |
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| Author: | Clan rHrN [ Sun Oct 23, 2005 9:25 pm ] |
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I don't know who Rusty is. Command:Make friends with Kerrek. |
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| Author: | IantheGecko [ Sun Oct 23, 2005 9:28 pm ] |
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POUND'd! Command: Bake some cookies for your mom. |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Sun Oct 23, 2005 10:16 pm ] |
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My mom is way better at baking than me.. She would appreciate the thought, then feed the cookies to the dog. With the chocolate I put in those cookies, Duke would get sick and die. YOU KILLED MY DOG! ARE YOU HAPPY NOW!?!? Command: Hey Granpa, what's for dinner?! |
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| Author: | tennessee10 [ Sun Oct 23, 2005 10:23 pm ] |
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well, we're havin' poison seasoned with poison.You eat it.You dead. Get unstoppable walker from future and come back in time and kill trogdor with it. |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Sun Oct 23, 2005 10:27 pm ] |
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You use it against Trogdor.. Turns out that it was unstoppable against things in the future.. They didn't have Burninators in the future. Your walker asplode! Command: Open all of your windows, except THAT one. |
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| Author: | IantheGecko [ Sun Oct 23, 2005 10:36 pm ] |
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You open all the doors, INCLUDING that one. A swarm of Funk Star clones tears out your vital organs, screaming "RAVEN! RAVEN! RAVEN!". Fun. Make a purple paper airplane. |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Sun Oct 23, 2005 10:37 pm ] |
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You don't have any purple paper. You can make a mean Red plane, though, if you want. Command: Buy me some chicken from Zaxby's |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Sun Oct 23, 2005 11:31 pm ] |
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You buy chicken from Zaxby's. Not as tasty as Chik-Fil-A, but at least they're open on Sunday (cause CFA isn't). Type: Poke User with Stick of Pokiness! |
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| Author: | Clan rHrN [ Sun Oct 23, 2005 11:39 pm ] |
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Nope, since I don't want to burn/flame this honourable stick! Command: Feed the birds! |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Sun Oct 23, 2005 11:44 pm ] |
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You feed The Birds (as in Alfred Hitchcock's movie. Or the old Rock band, whichever you prefer). They swarm around you and do your evil bidding now. Use them wisely. Type: Send The Birds to assassinate King of Peasantry. |
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| Author: | Clan rHrN [ Sun Oct 23, 2005 11:45 pm ] |
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Nah. Don't Want to. Command:Swarm on Didymus! |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Sun Oct 23, 2005 11:48 pm ] |
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Now they're Didymus' evil flock of The Birds. He sics them on the KOT. KOT EAT'D!! Of course, all the cholesterol and saturated fat causes all The Birds to die of heart attacks. DEAD'D!! No more evil minions! Type: Give picture of hot girl to knight. |
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| Author: | Clan rHrN [ Sun Oct 23, 2005 11:49 pm ] |
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I do that. He stares as I enter yonder cave. Command:Climb cave while knight is busy. |
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| Author: | Jello B. [ Sun Oct 23, 2005 11:59 pm ] |
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Knight shoots you down with an arrow anyway. > Win. |
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| Author: | Clan rHrN [ Mon Oct 24, 2005 12:03 am ] |
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Command: Use the matrix and continue climbing. |
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| Author: | Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest [ Mon Oct 24, 2005 12:17 am ] |
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we throw a sticky C4 charge onto your chest, we sit down eat popcorn and watch you explode Eat bee's |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Mon Oct 24, 2005 12:25 am ] |
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YEOWWW!! HOT BEES!! STING'D'D!! Your tongue swells up to the size of a manitee. Now all the hot girls in Peasantry (all both of them) will laugh at you. Type: Poke User with Stick of Pokiness. |
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