You ban everyone but yourself. LONELY'd!
Make a sign pic for Ian
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Mon Oct 24, 2005 12:25 am ] |
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User is Poked. Good Job... Command: Eat raisins |
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| Author: | Queenie-C [ Mon Oct 24, 2005 3:43 am ] |
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Didymus and StrongRad wrote: *amusing commands about Queenie-C*
You guys. Crack. Me. Up. Bunnies and dancing. Ha-HA. Being mutant grapes, the raisins mutate you as well. So, you wrinkle up and look all sad, and are suddenly consumed with the desire to dance around in sunglasses while singing a California raisin-marketing song. Command: Quick, let us cross the seas! All seven of them! |
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| Author: | Beyond the Grave [ Mon Oct 24, 2005 3:45 am ] |
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Sail power only works when there is wind. Command: Steal Seethroo's Adminship. |
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| Author: | IantheGecko [ Mon Oct 24, 2005 6:10 am ] |
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You ban everyone but yourself. LONELY'd! Make a sign pic for Ian
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Mon Oct 24, 2005 12:32 pm ] |
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Ok.. I'll get right on that, as soon as I make one for TJG for winning the countdown game, that lucky dog! Command: Hug Interruptor Jones.. Don't warn him about it. Just run up to him when you see him in public and hug him! |
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| Author: | Beyond the Grave [ Mon Oct 24, 2005 12:50 pm ] |
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BANNED! Lie, cheat and steal your way to a modship. |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Mon Oct 24, 2005 1:07 pm ] |
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That won't work. You have to do it the way they all did, even if murder is illegal. Command: Use Curly on Trogdor |
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| Author: | DukeNuke [ Mon Oct 24, 2005 1:53 pm ] |
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He doesn't want it and burninates you. Pitty. Command: Line 1: Output("Spam") Line 2: Goto Line 1 |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Mon Oct 24, 2005 9:25 pm ] |
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Jason Burks:"Dude, that loop sucks, it's not going to end.. Is that a go to line?!? What language is that?!?" Command: NITRO!! |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Mon Oct 24, 2005 9:42 pm ] |
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All of a sudden, you get a HUGE burst of speed. You careen through the streets of peasantry at speeds in excess of 180 mph! You hurtle into a group of chickens, scattering feathers everywhere amidst the incessant exclamations of "BOCK-BEGOCK BOCK BOCK!!" You knock a moo cow like 20 ft. into the air. Not to mention several elderly peasants, including one 6 ft lady with dark curly hair  . Suddenly you see the castle walls right in front of you. You try to hit the brakes, but suddenly realize, YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A FREAKING CAR!! SPLAT'D!!
Type: Drink Mega Energy Drink. |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Mon Oct 24, 2005 11:00 pm ] |
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You start shaking and feel energy surge through every fiber in your body. You run around picking stuff up and throwing it. That is, until a 6 ft amazon that isn't from New York City pounds you into the ground with her clobberin' stick. Shortly after you're pounded, she pours gravy on you and starts asking you questions. Command: It's the most wonderful time of the year... |
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| Author: | Wigeon [ Mon Oct 24, 2005 11:03 pm ] |
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It sure is. Command: Make an embarrasing typo. |
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| Author: | tennessee10 [ Mon Oct 24, 2005 11:41 pm ] |
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nop.Not gona hapin. make out with baby lady |
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| Author: | IantheGecko [ Mon Oct 24, 2005 11:47 pm ] |
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JIBBLY'd! Do the Numa Numa Dance. |
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| Author: | tennessee10 [ Mon Oct 24, 2005 11:52 pm ] |
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You do this:http://www.armorgames.com/games/numanumadance_popup.html go forward in time, grab a sniper rifle, and go back and shoot knight a billion miles away where he can't see me. |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Mon Oct 24, 2005 11:59 pm ] |
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Hate to break it to you, bub, but a "sniper rifle" doesn't make up for crappy marksmanship. It just chambers a high velocity round and has a really powerful scope. None of this matters if you can't hit the broad side of a barn. You shoot. You miss. You DO, however hit the barn, which scares Ms O'Leary's cow, causing it to kick over a latern... You get arrested for starting the Peasantry Fire. Command: Smear yourself with limburger cheese and rush the knight. |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Tue Oct 25, 2005 4:40 am ] |
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The knight sees you coming, and counterattacks with a box of fancy stone-ground crackers and a bottle of white wine. Type: Use Stick of Pokiness on Gary. |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Tue Oct 25, 2005 4:45 am ] |
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Gary counters with mule fart of death.. You dead.. Just be glad it wasn't the +4 MFOD.. You wouldn't have gotten a proper burial if he'd done that. Command: Chase Trogdor with a chainsaw |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Tue Oct 25, 2005 4:51 am ] |
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What are you going to do, cut off one of his spinities? Well, in the process, you discover just what those spinities are for. There's a couple of families of Indians...I mean, Native Americans...living in them. They don't appreciate you trying to deprive them of their ancestral homes. They sue you, and now you have to pay damages. Type: Use Spray Nozzle of Soakiness +2 against Trogdor's flames. |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Tue Oct 25, 2005 4:58 am ] |
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Trogdor's flames are +7, so all you did was waste your time and his.. You reduced them to +5, but, last time I checked, your skin was +1, so, yeah, you dead. Command: Drive Trogdor out of his cave and out of his mind by playing Snow's Informer over and over on an eleventy bazillion watt sound system |
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| Author: | Mr.KISS [ Tue Oct 25, 2005 5:13 am ] |
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Unfortuanatly the Burninator does not have ears. He sees you moving around with the sound system and punts you as you see if the sub woofer can move a ping pong ball. NOT EVEN WORTH A BURNINATE'D!!! Type: Walk back and get your Sub woofer! |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Tue Oct 25, 2005 6:36 am ] |
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Even though Troggy can't hear, per se, he does have the ability to sense low frequency vibrations, sort of like those produced by sub woofers. So, when you get there, you find Troggy freaking it on to a Freestyle beat, busting some "Robot", and then breaking into a backspin (he uses the Wingalings for balance). He decides he doesn't like you trying to take back the sub woofer. Do I really have to spell out what happens next? Okay, I will. B-U-R-N-I-N-A-T-E-D!! Type: Use Dental Floss of Sparkly +3. |
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| Author: | tennessee10 [ Tue Oct 25, 2005 9:18 pm ] |
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It blinds troggie, and you hit him with folding chair of thwacky +3. Make out with raven |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Tue Oct 25, 2005 11:16 pm ] |
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Um, no. Is my name Funk Star? No, it isn't. Therefore, I see no reason to make out with a cartoon character, whose voice actress probably looks like a slug anyway. It's pointless. I mean, all that would happen would be that you get ink all over your tongue. Here's a freaking hint: if you're going to make out with a cartoon character, at least make it Jessica Rabbit. Type: No Freaking Way! |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Tue Oct 25, 2005 11:24 pm ] |
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Why not? Everyone else is doing it Command: Go on Springer. Tell him Trogdor is your dad. |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Tue Oct 25, 2005 11:43 pm ] |
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Trogdor, being a little smarter than most of the people who appear on that show, decides not to show up for the taping. NO SHOW'D!! Type: Use Fork of Tasting +2 on Steak of Grilly Goodness. |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Tue Oct 25, 2005 11:50 pm ] |
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MMmmmm-mmmmm! That is a tasty steak. Unfortunately, you only get a bite, so you're still hungry. Command: Implode the internet |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Tue Oct 25, 2005 11:59 pm ] |
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Your Internet In Plode! No, seriously. You type in a specified series of keystrokes followed by Delete. You get zapped into the Internet, where all the random and inconsistent knowledge gets absorbed into your skull, giving you super strength and speed, turning you into a Freakazoid. Now, with you trusty mentors, a fat old police seargeant who likes to do random stuff and a Scotsman who keeps saying "CRUD!!" for no apparent good reason, you fight crime and pick up hot chicks. Type: Make sure Funk Star takes all his medicine. |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Wed Oct 26, 2005 12:30 pm ] |
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That's easy.. "RAVEN takes HER medicene.." Just kidding, kid, we love ya. Command: Make sure UNCLE DIDY takes HIS medication. |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Wed Oct 26, 2005 12:41 pm ] |
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Oh, if only QC were around to answer that one! But alas, you'll have to settle for this answer: You hand him his B-Complex and C tablets. Now he's revitalized and ready to face another day of keeping punks like you in check with his FCOT+3. Type: Do Didymus' laundry. |
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