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PostPosted: Sat Oct 29, 2005 5:50 am 
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Location: Hey! I'm looking for some kind of trangly thing!
Oh, great! He gets Whatsit all over the microphone. Do YOU want to sing into it now?

Type: Lick Candy Cane of Justice

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Location: I'll fill in all this junk later. Honest.
What? You crazy dude? I mean, it's practically Halloween now - imagine how old that candy cane is, if it's even from last year even! Ugh. Jibblies.


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You put on Homsar's bowler hat. Immediately you have this strange urge to disguise yourself as TEF and run around saying, "Never Mind The Buttocks!"

Type: Never Mind The Buttocks!

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Which buttocks do you mean, your buttocks, Homsar's buttocks, or TEF's buttocks?

(had to do that at least once)

>put on purple thing then dance around


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Doing so angers the gods. They inflict you with dance fever. DO THE HUSSLE'D!!!


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Look here, Mister Progressive, Willy Wonka NEEDS those Oompa Loompas to run his chocolate factory!

Command: Lie to me softly with your song. None of that killing business, though. Eww.

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OMG MY WEBSITE IS YOUR MOMMA!


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No! I'ma tell the truth like Black Eyed Peas!
Command: Make Hilary Duff's IQ SuperSize so she can watch Monty Python and the Holy Grail! Next, buy her some roses,ye fool! (The White Rose,foo!)

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Foolish...fool. You've raised Hilary's IQ enough for her to realize that it's weird hanging out with you. BURNINATED...DOWN...BY HILARY DUFF'D!

Give Sickly Sam a delicious Grumblecake.

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Sickly Sam doesn't want a Grumblecake
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They don't really like those. In fact, they hate cold ones. They hit you on the head with their bottles. When you wake up, your money is gone. And... Dude, where's my car?

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The problem is there's no altar.
Command: Find Jinzo and Hilary Duff along with your stolen car.

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Uhhh, no


Break out into a wicked guitar solo.

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You find Jinzo breaking a weird guitar with that solo.
Good job.

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She's on the set of her new movie, "Total Piece Of Crap".

Watch a Woody Allen movie with Morgan Freeman.

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They're all sold out.
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You could try, but that wouldn't help her song writers.

(I have nothing against Hillary Duff, except that she agrees to sing songs with such dumb lyrics)

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Command: Feed the doom to Hilary Duff's archnemesis Lindsay Lohan!

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No thanks, she already had some last night.

Help Wagon Full Of Pancakes train for the big fight.

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A wagon full of pamcakes?!? I the champeen-chip??!?!?
You try training him, but, since you have no montage, it takes too long, and he misses the tournament by about 6 months.

Command: Throw +4 enchanted Mountain Dew to Knight

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It's flat. Aw, snap! You gon get kilt!

Go to the Two Cars, Tennessee Crafts Center.

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That place has been closed!
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You buy them. Now, what is that going to do you? Jizno isn't going to help you kidd Trogdor. You shoulda spent that money on the "Trogdor Killing Device" they had in the store. You have no more money, and no way to get more. Way to go, Kid.

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Reply: Good job. Now your hand smells like pee. Sick. Go wash it.

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You stink at math. They round up Trogdor for cheating on his taxes. He's tried, found guilty and beheaded.

"You win but someone else killed Trogdor, so it's not like you're completely happy" ending!

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Ye learns geography and help Jinzo and yourself get back to the knight's post near Trogdor's cave.
Command: Get Jinzo to Duel the knight with the cards as you pick-pocket his "Trogdor Block" spray.

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That's what the "MAP" feature is for.

Type: Put Mountain Dew +4 in Queenie C's rocking chair.

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GAH!! SIMULPOST!!!
DIDY'S: Granny C shouts OMG DEW! Then she drinks it. Her rocking chair breaks the speed of sound.

CLAN's:The knight doesn't know how to duel with cards.. He DOES know how to duel with his sword. Now, you have 2 Jizno's..
He doesn't have Trogdor blocking spray. That was actually mace. It woulda been nice for you to have found that out before you sprayed it all over yourself.

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You do, but it makes Queenie stronger.
Command: Get Jinzo to capture Raven for FunkStar's plans.

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Funky's evil plans involve lots of making out with 2-dimensional women made of paper and paint. You are totally creeped out. JIBBLY'D!!

Type: Give Margarita of Justice to StrongRad's GF.

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reply: She downs it and asks for another one..

command: keep 'em coming, Didy!

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