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He makes more Margaritas for her.

Type: Flirt with SR's GF.

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She flirts back, to get more drinks. Then she wraps her arms around me and gives me a loud, drunken "THAT OLD GUY GIVES ME DRINKS! I LOVE YOU!"

Command: make me a margarita, too

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

I make Strong Rad a margarita.
Command:Make Jinzo a margarita.

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Jinzo's not old enough to drink. You get busted for providing alcohol to a minor!

Command: Hey Beavis, check this out..

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

Jinzo beats the crud out of Beavis. Butthead runs away!
Command: Get Jinzo to beat up Butthead while that guy's runnin' away!

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Reply: Bad Command or File Name.. Jinzo cannot be found. Perhaps you are trying to use a character that doesn't exist.


Command: Register for classes on the wrong day

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

Nope.
Syntax error.
Command: Find Jinzo.

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You don't find Jizno, but you find Quizno's instead. SINGING RAT'D!!

Type: Use Red Rider BB Gun on Trogdor.

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You shoot your eye out. Anybody see that comin'?

Wear your sunglasses at night.

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they're so dark you cant see jason coming up to kill you!

command: eat burger

"Uuummmm, this is a TASTY burger!"
Then you misquote Ezekiel 25:17 and shoot someone!

Command: Get over it

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

But I don't want to get over it.


Command: Spike the punch.

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You put spikes in the punch. People break their teeth on them. One guy got one stuck in his throat. He died at the hospital. Next time, try typing "Put rum in punch," ya freaking jerk!

Type: Give burger to Stick.

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The Stick says "mmmmm-mmmmm this is a TASTY burger!"
Which is strange, because Sticks can't talk. Then he shoots you.

Command: Do the funky chicken, then transition into Monster Mash. Then, get Lucy off the coffee table

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

You do that stuff. When you try to get Lucy off the table, she kicks you in the teeth and steals your wallet.

Command: RAMPAGE!!!!!

You run around, shouting "I'm on a RAMPAGE!!!". People pretty much ignore you. Except for the guy that copyrighted the word "rampage." YOU SUED!

Command: Throw nerf ball at wall

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

It really doesn't do anything to it. I mean come on, it's a Nerf ball.

Go for it!

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You try to remeber what your going for but forget.
Get ye flask!

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It will be an honor burinating you, Rather Dashing

You get ye flask (didn't see that comin, did ya?!?).
Now, what are you going to do with it? Think quick! 3,2,1.. April takes it and throws it in the trash because it's empty! "ALL GONE!" she shouts.

Command: Tell everyone you're playing dodgeball with an invisible ball.

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

No one believes you until you bean the crap out of all of them.

Become a Prince of the Universe.

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You become Prince of Space (and for a brief period of time, The Artist Formerly Known as Prince of Space). You run around in tights, bouncing around like an idiot, yelling, "Your weapons are useless against me!" Your arch-nemisis is this fat guy in a chicken outfit named Krankor, who has this really weird laugh: "Heeeeeh! Heeeeeh! Heeeeeh!" He flies around in his Giblet-Mobile raining fiery hot death (and gravy) down on Tokyo. And after you defeat Krankor, you settle back down to your boring mundane life as a boot black.

Type: Release Happy Cupcakes!

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You try to, but you accidentally release the Happy Muffins.

Break out in a wicked guitar solo with Slash and Jimmy Page.

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Meedly meedly meee!!! You suck, and he kicks you in the grill. (Stupid Simulpost)

Go to KFC.

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(You know, Ace, when you get hit with a Simulpost, it's usually a good idea to keep your original answer and just add a second. That way you get twice the laughs for the price of one.)

You go to KFC. You eat lots and lots of greasy chicken, with the Colonel's secret recipe of herbs and spices, at least half of which are highly addictive. You gain like 200 lb. OBESE'D!!

Type: Give KFC to Jhonka.

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eats chicken, then crushes you, your now in hell.

try to get out of hell.

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die spelling nazis!

You can't escape hell. Might as well get used to counseling Satan on his ongoing relationship problems with a certain Middle Eastern dictator..

Command: Ask Trogdor to light your grill.

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

He lights the grill and you.


Ruin Marzipan's potion.

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You try to ruin Marzipan's potion by doing everything wrong. Sadly, she forces YOU to drink it, and you become...well...you don't wanna know.


Roffle.

Drop a train on the King of Peasantry.

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You're not too strong, so you only drop a very small, model train on KOT.. It doesn't hurt him much. Edgar finds out that you were involved in train droppery and sues you for stealing his gig.. You love all your money.

Command: Find out whatever happened to old whathisname..

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

You dig up old memories and eventually find Old Whatshisname at 123 Fake St. He turns out to be Strong Rad, living his life as Sailor Old Guy. AVAST'D!

Watch those old "Obsession" commercials.

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