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| Author: | Didymus [ Sat Oct 29, 2005 10:06 pm ] |
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He makes more Margaritas for her. Type: Flirt with SR's GF. |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Sat Oct 29, 2005 10:26 pm ] |
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She flirts back, to get more drinks. Then she wraps her arms around me and gives me a loud, drunken "THAT OLD GUY GIVES ME DRINKS! I LOVE YOU!" Command: make me a margarita, too |
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| Author: | Clan rHrN [ Sat Oct 29, 2005 11:24 pm ] |
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I make Strong Rad a margarita. Command:Make Jinzo a margarita. |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Sat Oct 29, 2005 11:57 pm ] |
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Jinzo's not old enough to drink. You get busted for providing alcohol to a minor! Command: Hey Beavis, check this out.. |
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| Author: | Clan rHrN [ Sun Oct 30, 2005 12:01 am ] |
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Jinzo beats the crud out of Beavis. Butthead runs away! Command: Get Jinzo to beat up Butthead while that guy's runnin' away! |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Sun Oct 30, 2005 5:48 am ] |
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Reply: Bad Command or File Name.. Jinzo cannot be found. Perhaps you are trying to use a character that doesn't exist. Command: Register for classes on the wrong day |
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| Author: | Clan rHrN [ Sun Oct 30, 2005 2:27 pm ] |
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Nope. Syntax error. Command: Find Jinzo. |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Mon Oct 31, 2005 5:58 am ] |
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You don't find Jizno, but you find Quizno's instead. SINGING RAT'D!! Type: Use Red Rider BB Gun on Trogdor. |
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| Author: | Hi Guys [ Mon Oct 31, 2005 1:06 pm ] |
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You shoot your eye out. Anybody see that comin'? Wear your sunglasses at night. |
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| Author: | Dakka doodoo [ Mon Oct 31, 2005 1:18 pm ] |
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they're so dark you cant see jason coming up to kill you! command: eat burger |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Mon Oct 31, 2005 1:28 pm ] |
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"Uuummmm, this is a TASTY burger!" Then you misquote Ezekiel 25:17 and shoot someone! Command: Get over it |
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| Author: | Beyond the Grave [ Mon Oct 31, 2005 2:32 pm ] |
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But I don't want to get over it. Command: Spike the punch. |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Tue Nov 01, 2005 12:50 am ] |
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You put spikes in the punch. People break their teeth on them. One guy got one stuck in his throat. He died at the hospital. Next time, try typing "Put rum in punch," ya freaking jerk! Type: Give burger to Stick. |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Tue Nov 01, 2005 12:55 am ] |
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The Stick says "mmmmm-mmmmm this is a TASTY burger!" Which is strange, because Sticks can't talk. Then he shoots you. Command: Do the funky chicken, then transition into Monster Mash. Then, get Lucy off the coffee table |
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| Author: | The Smiling Assassin [ Tue Nov 01, 2005 12:57 am ] |
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You do that stuff. When you try to get Lucy off the table, she kicks you in the teeth and steals your wallet. Command: RAMPAGE!!!!! |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Tue Nov 01, 2005 1:00 am ] |
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You run around, shouting "I'm on a RAMPAGE!!!". People pretty much ignore you. Except for the guy that copyrighted the word "rampage." YOU SUED! Command: Throw nerf ball at wall |
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| Author: | Hi Guys [ Tue Nov 01, 2005 1:38 am ] |
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It really doesn't do anything to it. I mean come on, it's a Nerf ball. Go for it! |
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| Author: | Trogdor, the Burninator [ Tue Nov 01, 2005 4:36 am ] |
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You try to remeber what your going for but forget. Get ye flask! |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Tue Nov 01, 2005 4:44 am ] |
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You get ye flask (didn't see that comin, did ya?!?). Now, what are you going to do with it? Think quick! 3,2,1.. April takes it and throws it in the trash because it's empty! "ALL GONE!" she shouts. Command: Tell everyone you're playing dodgeball with an invisible ball. |
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| Author: | Hi Guys [ Tue Nov 01, 2005 6:34 am ] |
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No one believes you until you bean the crap out of all of them. Become a Prince of the Universe. |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Tue Nov 01, 2005 3:03 pm ] |
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You become Prince of Space (and for a brief period of time, The Artist Formerly Known as Prince of Space). You run around in tights, bouncing around like an idiot, yelling, "Your weapons are useless against me!" Your arch-nemisis is this fat guy in a chicken outfit named Krankor, who has this really weird laugh: "Heeeeeh! Heeeeeh! Heeeeeh!" He flies around in his Giblet-Mobile raining fiery hot death (and gravy) down on Tokyo. And after you defeat Krankor, you settle back down to your boring mundane life as a boot black. Type: Release Happy Cupcakes! |
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| Author: | Hi Guys [ Tue Nov 01, 2005 3:12 pm ] |
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You try to, but you accidentally release the Happy Muffins. Break out in a wicked guitar solo with Slash and Jimmy Page. |
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| Author: | Acekirby [ Tue Nov 01, 2005 3:12 pm ] |
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Meedly meedly meee!!! You suck, and he kicks you in the grill. (Stupid Simulpost) Go to KFC. |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Tue Nov 01, 2005 5:37 pm ] |
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(You know, Ace, when you get hit with a Simulpost, it's usually a good idea to keep your original answer and just add a second. That way you get twice the laughs for the price of one.) You go to KFC. You eat lots and lots of greasy chicken, with the Colonel's secret recipe of herbs and spices, at least half of which are highly addictive. You gain like 200 lb. OBESE'D!! Type: Give KFC to Jhonka. |
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| Author: | khan earl [ Tue Nov 01, 2005 5:48 pm ] |
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eats chicken, then crushes you, your now in hell. try to get out of hell. |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Tue Nov 01, 2005 6:33 pm ] |
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You can't escape hell. Might as well get used to counseling Satan on his ongoing relationship problems with a certain Middle Eastern dictator.. Command: Ask Trogdor to light your grill. |
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| Author: | Beyond the Grave [ Tue Nov 01, 2005 7:48 pm ] |
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He lights the grill and you. Ruin Marzipan's potion. |
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| Author: | Acekirby [ Tue Nov 01, 2005 8:12 pm ] |
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You try to ruin Marzipan's potion by doing everything wrong. Sadly, she forces YOU to drink it, and you become...well...you don't wanna know. Didymus wrote: You go to KFC. You eat lots and lots of greasy chicken, with the Colonel's secret recipe of herbs and spices, at least half of which are highly addictive. You gain like 200 lb. OBESE'D!!
Roffle. Drop a train on the King of Peasantry. |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Tue Nov 01, 2005 11:20 pm ] |
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You're not too strong, so you only drop a very small, model train on KOT.. It doesn't hurt him much. Edgar finds out that you were involved in train droppery and sues you for stealing his gig.. You love all your money. Command: Find out whatever happened to old whathisname.. |
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| Author: | Acekirby [ Tue Nov 01, 2005 11:22 pm ] |
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You dig up old memories and eventually find Old Whatshisname at 123 Fake St. He turns out to be Strong Rad, living his life as Sailor Old Guy. AVAST'D! Watch those old "Obsession" commercials. |
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