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PostPosted: Tue Nov 01, 2005 11:33 pm 
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You're still confused as to what they're selling, and/or confused as to whether or not they're selling anything at all.

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I win


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Location: Hey! I'm looking for some kind of trangly thing!
It was a Ming Vase. The King of Peasantry is very angry with you right now. DUNGEON'D!!

Type: Eat "Free Bird Seed" conveniently located under large boulder.

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Oh, he's too fast and the boulder falls on you. Hilarity ensues.

Give :cheat: a kindly pat on the head.

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He gnaws your face off. FACE GNAW'D OFF'D!!

Type: Sell Cloak of Invisibility to Funkstar.

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Unforunately, invisibility can't get him closer to Raven...cuz' she's not real.

Roll with your boy Tyrone and dig some clams.

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You dig some clames and sell them to the shoppe by the sea. You make an easy 10 bucks.


go to store with 10 bucks

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You try to buy stuff, but the shopkeeper keeps saying, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough GP for {insert name of item here}. Come back when you have more GP."

Type: Fight random monsters to earn GP and XP.

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You get killed by a lesser demon.SENT BACK TO LUMBRIDGE'D!(Little Runescape reference there.)

Go ahead. Eat the salad.

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but then your blood is poisoned by the DDT!!!

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Kamikaze watermelon 50 times.

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then a virus injects your computer and kils you

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He's very appreciative, and gives you some +5 Whatsit.

Look's like you're gonna have to jump!

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You jump. Unfortunately, you don't know about gravity, so you're stuck, a whole 12 inches off the ground (for once, not being able to jump very high isn't a bad thing).

Command: stay up all night, fueled by Mountain Dew, Pizza, and incredibly cold air from outside.

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You wake to be as fat as faaaaaaaaaaaat................


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Ding! The world around you has sudenly changed! It's full of people who play soccer with a ball that can transform into a dragon, dolphin or golem. Then there are also giant robots, shadowy figures and transformations that take a hour. And of course there's also the cute fluffy mascot who is, for some reason, incredibly strong and useless. And who can forget that there's a legendary weapon somewhere out there...

Command: Rise, Dark Lord, and bring destruction to the world you've been banished from.

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Location: Hey! I'm looking for some kind of trangly thing!
Trogdor kicks his demon butt from here to Cocytus. Now the humiliated dark lord is not terribly happy with you for allowing him to get his butt kicked, so he sends mimes to follow you around for the rest of your life. MIME'D!!

Type: Sing Tractors! Turnip! Buttocks!

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Type: Sing Tractors! Turnip! Buttocks!

Sing Tractors! Turnip! Buttocks!, dang I have been opus'd

throw the mimes in the meat grinder.

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You are now Meat Clown's bestest best friend ever! He loves you, man!

Type: AFLAC!!

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If you get hurt and miss work it ewon't hurt to miss work.


Eat Kung Pao Chicken

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you now have a talking tongue!!

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Location: AAHHHH!!! NO!! Not that!! Any thing but that!!!
go "Pediatric Brain Tumor Consortium" yourself?

join the 10th crusade.

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After all the years and years of fighing, everybody's getting tired of them. As a result, this "Crusade" ends up being just a Parcheesi game between King Louis and Saladin.

Type: Throw meatball sub at knight.

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NO COMMAND'D!

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Location: Hey! I'm looking for some kind of trangly thing!
GP don't cut so well with scissors. But you could dump them in a cauldron and melt them.

Type: WHAT DO YOU MEAN "NO COMMAND'D"??

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Perhaps they doooon't understand.

THROW MEATBALL SUB AT KNIGHT.

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He catches it and takes a bite. Oooh, spicy. He lets you in to Trogdor's lair early! +3 points

> eat steak, eat steak, eat a big old steer

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You get blocked arteries. "Owww my blood!"


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You try, unfortunately, you walk it off on a mine field.. That was just REALLY stupid, kid. You A'Splode..

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its not as bad as everybody says it is

become a homewrecker by having a afair with your neighbor wife.

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