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STUPID COMMAND II: The Death Factor!
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Author:  StrongRad [ Tue Nov 01, 2005 11:33 pm ]
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You're still confused as to what they're selling, and/or confused as to whether or not they're selling anything at all.

Command: Lose
Author:  Beyond the Grave [ Wed Nov 02, 2005 12:18 am ]
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I win


Command: Drop it like it's hot.
Author:  Didymus [ Wed Nov 02, 2005 3:52 pm ]
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It was a Ming Vase. The King of Peasantry is very angry with you right now. DUNGEON'D!!

Type: Eat "Free Bird Seed" conveniently located under large boulder.
Author:  Hi Guys [ Wed Nov 02, 2005 10:52 pm ]
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Oh, he's too fast and the boulder falls on you. Hilarity ensues.

Give :cheat: a kindly pat on the head.
Author:  Didymus [ Wed Nov 02, 2005 10:57 pm ]
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He gnaws your face off. FACE GNAW'D OFF'D!!

Type: Sell Cloak of Invisibility to Funkstar.
Author:  Hi Guys [ Wed Nov 02, 2005 11:12 pm ]
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Unforunately, invisibility can't get him closer to Raven...cuz' she's not real.

Roll with your boy Tyrone and dig some clams.
Author:  Mr.KISS [ Wed Nov 02, 2005 11:14 pm ]
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You dig some clames and sell them to the shoppe by the sea. You make an easy 10 bucks.


go to store with 10 bucks
Author:  Didymus [ Wed Nov 02, 2005 11:51 pm ]
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You try to buy stuff, but the shopkeeper keeps saying, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough GP for {insert name of item here}. Come back when you have more GP."

Type: Fight random monsters to earn GP and XP.
Author:  Hi Guys [ Thu Nov 03, 2005 12:00 am ]
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You get killed by a lesser demon.SENT BACK TO LUMBRIDGE'D!(Little Runescape reference there.)

Go ahead. Eat the salad.
Author:  Dakka doodoo [ Thu Nov 03, 2005 8:28 am ]
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but then your blood is poisoned by the DDT!!!

Command: Say kamikaze watermelon 50 times
Author:  DukeNuke [ Thu Nov 03, 2005 8:42 am ]
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Kamikaze watermelon 50 times.

Command: Open mysterious spam email.
Author:  Dakka doodoo [ Thu Nov 03, 2005 10:46 am ]
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then a virus injects your computer and kils you

command: kiss the poopsmtih
Author:  Hi Guys [ Thu Nov 03, 2005 12:44 pm ]
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He's very appreciative, and gives you some +5 Whatsit.

Look's like you're gonna have to jump!
Author:  StrongRad [ Thu Nov 03, 2005 1:30 pm ]
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You jump. Unfortunately, you don't know about gravity, so you're stuck, a whole 12 inches off the ground (for once, not being able to jump very high isn't a bad thing).

Command: stay up all night, fueled by Mountain Dew, Pizza, and incredibly cold air from outside.
Author:  Dakka doodoo [ Thu Nov 03, 2005 1:49 pm ]
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You wake to be as fat as faaaaaaaaaaaat................


command: turn into an anime-self
Author:  Obomaru [ Thu Nov 03, 2005 2:50 pm ]
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Ding! The world around you has sudenly changed! It's full of people who play soccer with a ball that can transform into a dragon, dolphin or golem. Then there are also giant robots, shadowy figures and transformations that take a hour. And of course there's also the cute fluffy mascot who is, for some reason, incredibly strong and useless. And who can forget that there's a legendary weapon somewhere out there...

Command: Rise, Dark Lord, and bring destruction to the world you've been banished from.
Author:  Didymus [ Thu Nov 03, 2005 3:14 pm ]
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Trogdor kicks his demon butt from here to Cocytus. Now the humiliated dark lord is not terribly happy with you for allowing him to get his butt kicked, so he sends mimes to follow you around for the rest of your life. MIME'D!!

Type: Sing Tractors! Turnip! Buttocks!
Author:  khan earl [ Thu Nov 03, 2005 3:20 pm ]
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Quote:
Type: Sing Tractors! Turnip! Buttocks!

Sing Tractors! Turnip! Buttocks!, dang I have been opus'd

throw the mimes in the meat grinder.
Author:  Didymus [ Thu Nov 03, 2005 3:25 pm ]
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You are now Meat Clown's bestest best friend ever! He loves you, man!

Type: AFLAC!!
Author:  Beyond the Grave [ Thu Nov 03, 2005 3:34 pm ]
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If you get hurt and miss work it ewon't hurt to miss work.


Eat Kung Pao Chicken
Author:  Dakka doodoo [ Thu Nov 03, 2005 3:42 pm ]
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you now have a talking tongue!!

command: PBTC yourself
Author:  khan earl [ Thu Nov 03, 2005 3:52 pm ]
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go "Pediatric Brain Tumor Consortium" yourself?

join the 10th crusade.
Author:  Didymus [ Thu Nov 03, 2005 5:02 pm ]
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After all the years and years of fighing, everybody's getting tired of them. As a result, this "Crusade" ends up being just a Parcheesi game between King Louis and Saladin.

Type: Throw meatball sub at knight.
Author:  DukeNuke [ Thu Nov 03, 2005 5:05 pm ]
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NO COMMAND'D!

Command: Use scissors on life savings.
Author:  Didymus [ Thu Nov 03, 2005 5:17 pm ]
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GP don't cut so well with scissors. But you could dump them in a cauldron and melt them.

Type: WHAT DO YOU MEAN "NO COMMAND'D"??
Author:  Hi Guys [ Thu Nov 03, 2005 10:26 pm ]
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Perhaps they doooon't understand.

THROW MEATBALL SUB AT KNIGHT.
Author:  Dark Grapefruit [ Thu Nov 03, 2005 11:34 pm ]
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He catches it and takes a bite. Oooh, spicy. He lets you in to Trogdor's lair early! +3 points

> eat steak, eat steak, eat a big old steer
Author:  Mr.KISS [ Fri Nov 04, 2005 12:26 am ]
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You get blocked arteries. "Owww my blood!"


command: Walk it off
Author:  StrongRad [ Fri Nov 04, 2005 12:28 am ]
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You try, unfortunately, you walk it off on a mine field.. That was just REALLY stupid, kid. You A'Splode..

Command: by Jhonka's new "Unplugged" album
Author:  khan earl [ Fri Nov 04, 2005 2:33 am ]
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its not as bad as everybody says it is

become a homewrecker by having a afair with your neighbor wife.

maori totpd Image .
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