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Not such a bad choice in the long run, you get a hot new wife and your old wife gets half your cash.


>aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!

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Now tell me, have you always been afraid of chocolate bars?

>use flamethrower on pancakes

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Make fun of Ramrod.

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He yells "Now let's see how much you're laughing when you're caught in my HAIR!" Then, he does his patented VELCRO HAIR OF DOOM attack. Unfortunately for him, he forgot that he doesn't have doom hair anymore. That head butt still hurt, though.

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It turns into the newest dance craze. Nice job, now we have to sit out another annoying fad.


>May 19th, 2004

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December 24th, 9 PM, Eastern Standard time?


Command: Replace Didymus' Folding Chair of Thwacky with Granny C's +4 rocking chair of Justice

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AWWWWW MAN!! Check out the Awesomma Powa!! ROCKING CHAIR OF JUSTICE TO THE GROIN'D!!

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Location: AAHHHH!!! NO!! Not that!! Any thing but that!!!
btg uses flame thrower but dormar uses constrict, you run away safely.

punch osama.

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That felt good.. You punch him again. Again, THAT felt good. Violence may have never solved anything, but, when used against joiks like that, it feels pretty good.

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the al franken army shoots them all down.

use a cactus as a sponge.

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What are trying to absorb, sand?

Dance to the Indie-tronic remix of The Geddup Noise.

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Ye getteth down to ye Geddup, and it and feeleth fine.

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You have two... and a microphone... WHERE IT'S AT'D!

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TECHNOLOGIC'd!

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Flash before your eyes, now it's time to die. Burning in your brain you can feel the pain...

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Sorry, my bad.

Drink 32 glasses of melonade.

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Better eat those Fluffy Puffs first.

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It was a stair stepper. You get in a good workout. +2 to Stamina.

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Ughh...The Kerrek is a mean drunk, he bashes you into the ground numerous times for asking about the middle (?).

>get some help.

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they don't offer the kind of help you need in peasantry..

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He grills them but he is a vegitarian...eeewwww soy*gags*
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Ron's out of town, so you're forced to hang out with his brother Don.. You don't like Don. Nobody does.

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Pinocio comes and hits you, for no reason.

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Decides its to fancy shmancy and complicated, so You go back to using Your old ww2 circa walki talki.

Assassinate the Taco nazi.

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Trogdor, the Burninator wrote:
He grills them but he is a vegitarian...

Where in the crap did you get THAT idea? FCOT+3 just for even suggesting it!

YOU SAID THE "N" WORD!! THREAD = VERY OVER! YOU = VERY LOSED!!

Anyway, you see the little rat dog prancing around going, "Yo quiro Toco Bell!" You break out your uzi and blast the little punk into next week's Beef Burrito Special. Trogzilla squishes you for some reason. A-SQUISHA SQUISHA!!

Type: Fly Giant Grape Nuts Robot.

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It flies suprisingly well, but, at higher speeds, it handles like the space shuttle (read: the stove in your kitchen). You crash. People from miles away hear your robot kersplode!
You dead.

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You totally nail him in the junk real good. He'll be out of commission for a LOOONG while. Such is the awexxxome power of Thwacky!

Type: Use Chair of Rocking.

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You rock back and forth, until a cat slides its tail under the rocker. The cat screams and you run, thinking the house is haunted.

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"That's the last time I ever imitate charley chaplin."


>get some corndogs

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You buy corndogs. but they don't have mustard! HOW CAN YOU EAT CORNDOGS WITHOUT MUSTARD!?!?!? THAT'S AGAINST THE LAW!!!

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