Ughh...The Kerrek is a mean drunk, he bashes you into the ground numerous times for asking about the middle
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>get some help.
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| Author: | Mr.KISS [ Fri Nov 04, 2005 2:35 am ] |
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Not such a bad choice in the long run, you get a hot new wife and your old wife gets half your cash. >aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!! |
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| Author: | Obomaru [ Fri Nov 04, 2005 12:09 pm ] |
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Now tell me, have you always been afraid of chocolate bars? >use flamethrower on pancakes |
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| Author: | Beyond the Grave [ Fri Nov 04, 2005 1:47 pm ] |
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Extra crisy Make fun of Ramrod. |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Fri Nov 04, 2005 3:38 pm ] |
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He yells "Now let's see how much you're laughing when you're caught in my HAIR!" Then, he does his patented VELCRO HAIR OF DOOM attack. Unfortunately for him, he forgot that he doesn't have doom hair anymore. That head butt still hurt, though. Command: Electric...Nachos |
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| Author: | Mr.KISS [ Fri Nov 04, 2005 3:57 pm ] |
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It turns into the newest dance craze. Nice job, now we have to sit out another annoying fad. >May 19th, 2004 |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Fri Nov 04, 2005 4:02 pm ] |
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December 24th, 9 PM, Eastern Standard time? Command: Replace Didymus' Folding Chair of Thwacky with Granny C's +4 rocking chair of Justice |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Fri Nov 04, 2005 8:45 pm ] |
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AWWWWW MAN!! Check out the Awesomma Powa!! ROCKING CHAIR OF JUSTICE TO THE GROIN'D!! Type: Use BTG on Ramrod |
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| Author: | khan earl [ Fri Nov 04, 2005 11:23 pm ] |
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btg uses flame thrower but dormar uses constrict, you run away safely. punch osama. |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Fri Nov 04, 2005 11:42 pm ] |
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That felt good.. You punch him again. Again, THAT felt good. Violence may have never solved anything, but, when used against joiks like that, it feels pretty good. Command: Deploy the O'Reilly-bots! |
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| Author: | khan earl [ Sat Nov 05, 2005 12:19 am ] |
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the al franken army shoots them all down. use a cactus as a sponge. |
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| Author: | Hi Guys [ Sat Nov 05, 2005 1:11 am ] |
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What are trying to absorb, sand? Dance to the Indie-tronic remix of The Geddup Noise. |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Sat Nov 05, 2005 2:38 am ] |
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Ye getteth down to ye Geddup, and it and feeleth fine. Type: Use turntables. |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Sat Nov 05, 2005 3:23 am ] |
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You have two... and a microphone... WHERE IT'S AT'D! Command: Break fax machine |
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| Author: | IantheGecko [ Sat Nov 05, 2005 3:53 am ] |
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TECHNOLOGIC'd! Ride the lightning. |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Sat Nov 05, 2005 4:12 am ] |
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Flash before your eyes, now it's time to die. Burning in your brain you can feel the pain... Command: She's with me |
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| Author: | Hi Guys [ Sat Nov 05, 2005 4:55 am ] |
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Sorry, my bad. Drink 32 glasses of melonade. |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Sat Nov 05, 2005 5:02 am ] |
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Better eat those Fluffy Puffs first. Command: Walk |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Sun Nov 06, 2005 12:00 am ] |
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It was a stair stepper. You get in a good workout. +2 to Stamina. Type: Pour tequila in Kerrek's iced tea when he's not looking. |
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| Author: | Mr.KISS [ Sun Nov 06, 2005 12:06 am ] |
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Ughh...The Kerrek is a mean drunk, he bashes you into the ground numerous times for asking about the middle .
>get some help. |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Sun Nov 06, 2005 12:36 am ] |
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they don't offer the kind of help you need in peasantry.. Command: Didymus, get over here and grill these burgers! |
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| Author: | Trogdor, the Burninator [ Sun Nov 06, 2005 2:33 am ] |
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He grills them but he is a vegitarian...eeewwww soy*gags* >Visit Ron |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Sun Nov 06, 2005 2:45 am ] |
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Ron's out of town, so you're forced to hang out with his brother Don.. You don't like Don. Nobody does. Command: OH NOES! |
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| Author: | Entropy [ Sun Nov 06, 2005 5:09 am ] |
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Pinocio comes and hits you, for no reason. >Get a cell phone |
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| Author: | khan earl [ Sun Nov 06, 2005 5:55 am ] |
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Decides its to fancy shmancy and complicated, so You go back to using Your old ww2 circa walki talki. Assassinate the Taco nazi. |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Sun Nov 06, 2005 7:13 pm ] |
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Trogdor, the Burninator wrote: He grills them but he is a vegitarian...
Where in the crap did you get THAT idea? FCOT+3 just for even suggesting it! YOU SAID THE "N" WORD!! THREAD = VERY OVER! YOU = VERY LOSED!! Anyway, you see the little rat dog prancing around going, "Yo quiro Toco Bell!" You break out your uzi and blast the little punk into next week's Beef Burrito Special. Trogzilla squishes you for some reason. A-SQUISHA SQUISHA!! Type: Fly Giant Grape Nuts Robot. |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Sun Nov 06, 2005 7:23 pm ] |
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It flies suprisingly well, but, at higher speeds, it handles like the space shuttle (read: the stove in your kitchen). You crash. People from miles away hear your robot kersplode! You dead. Command: Use FCOT +3 on Trogdor |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Sun Nov 06, 2005 7:26 pm ] |
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You totally nail him in the junk real good. He'll be out of commission for a LOOONG while. Such is the awexxxome power of Thwacky! Type: Use Chair of Rocking. |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Sun Nov 06, 2005 7:38 pm ] |
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You rock back and forth, until a cat slides its tail under the rocker. The cat screams and you run, thinking the house is haunted. Command: Break bottle over head |
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| Author: | Mr.KISS [ Sun Nov 06, 2005 8:44 pm ] |
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"That's the last time I ever imitate charley chaplin." >get some corndogs |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Sun Nov 06, 2005 8:55 pm ] |
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You buy corndogs. but they don't have mustard! HOW CAN YOU EAT CORNDOGS WITHOUT MUSTARD!?!?!? THAT'S AGAINST THE LAW!!! Command: cook nukerwave pizza |
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