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PostPosted: Mon Nov 07, 2005 6:29 am 
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You decide to cook the nukerwave pizza. However, there doesn't seem to be a nukerwave anywhere around here, so you try boiling it instead. What you end up with is a vaguely pizza-tasting porridge. Not very good.

Type: Put clown in giant nukerwave.

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After the screaming stops, you see smoke from the nukerwave.. The smoke smells funny.

Command: Pour milk on +3 Cheerios of truth

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The Cheerios turn you into a Rockstar


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Yeah, just try to do it. You need the Chrono Trigger first, dummy. And to get to the top of the mountain you also need the 3 Pojozo dolls because the wind keeps pushing you back!
...oops. Wrong game. But you still can't do it.

>Kill the next person you see with a katana.

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I slice up Ramrod like a pizza.


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way ahead of ya, bub.. You run through the school, and the administration chases you, except when you come to the end of the hall way, then, you chase them. Yakety Sax plays over the intercom.

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You put on the shoes. You walk a mile in them before realizing they're someone else's. Suddenly you have a whole new perspective on things.

> put toast in the microwave

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Hmmm.. There's a concept! NUKERWAVED TOAST! You try it. Unfortunately, the only thing that happens is that the toast gets soggy.. EWWW!

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You try but you'd much rather help Robert Wilco. He has a talking cat.

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The fire keeps burning through the rope. Eventually you burn to death before you get finish tying yourself to the fire.

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The little doggie is devouring a cheese sandwich, completely ignoring the microscopic spaceship fleet.


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Then a etheral vulture rips your soul

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You enter the Strong Sad lookalike contest. Then you realise you don't look anything like Strong Sad. However, you win because you were the only one contesting. EASY VICTORY'D!

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syntax error..
program halted at %MAIN line 1
$>|

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It backfires. In fact, if it weren't for that dog wearing the tragic hot dog clown disguise, it would have killed you.

Type: Pour syrup on giant pancake.

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You run out of syrup before you get enough on the pancake. You could have bought the big bottle of syrup, not only would it have saved you 15 cents per ounce, but you would have also had enough to cover the pancake sufficiently, but NO you had to buy the small bottle.. Dummy.

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You thought the person selling "raffle tickets" just had a speech impediment, but it turns out he really was selling waffle tickets. You try to resist eating your chance at big prizes, but cannot.

> spread some sunshine all over the place

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Great.. You set everything on fire.
No two people are not on fire....awww

Command: Set blumbersticks to "Good gloyvin haivey!"

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It was Rabbi Tuckman. You just told him you wanted "One Half Off." He obliges very gleefully. O U C H !!

Type: Point and click

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Things happen. Hooray.

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Scubladidia! Vleh! Vleh!! (don't worry, that wasn't supposed to make sense)

Command: use Daily Show on Knight.

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Knight watches, entranced, as you just saunter past.

WIGGENS!

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Don't talk to him. His water tastes like burning.

Type: Use Bat Alphabet Soup Container on soup.

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Whoa! ABC soup! Nice job!

Smile, you're on one of those hidden camera shows!


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You smile. The camera breaks. Peter Funt sends you a bill. BROKE'D!! In more ways than one'd!!

Type: Rub bottle.

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You rub the bottle. It breaks and you cut your hand to shreds.. Smooth move, Exlax!
Try rubbing that lamp instead.

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The nudist, peta, hippies cuss You out.

kill Khan Earl.

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No problem. *Points gun and fires*


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WINDMILL!!

jump into huge crowd but there isnt so you hurt your brain

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Location: AAHHHH!!! NO!! Not that!! Any thing but that!!!
Well at least it cleared My sinuses.
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No problem. *Points gun and fires*

Well seeing My reputation, I would not be suprised if that was every forumers dream to do that.

type: jump of bike.

totpd, Yup I have used all My good dance pics.

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