| Homestar Runner Wiki Forum http://forum.hrwiki.org/ |
|
| STUPID COMMAND II: The Death Factor! http://forum.hrwiki.org/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=10677 |
Page 23 of 72 |
| Author: | Didymus [ Mon Nov 07, 2005 6:29 am ] |
| Post subject: | |
You decide to cook the nukerwave pizza. However, there doesn't seem to be a nukerwave anywhere around here, so you try boiling it instead. What you end up with is a vaguely pizza-tasting porridge. Not very good. Type: Put clown in giant nukerwave. |
|
| Author: | StrongRad [ Mon Nov 07, 2005 1:40 pm ] |
| Post subject: | |
After the screaming stops, you see smoke from the nukerwave.. The smoke smells funny. Command: Pour milk on +3 Cheerios of truth |
|
| Author: | Beyond the Grave [ Mon Nov 07, 2005 2:21 pm ] |
| Post subject: | |
The Cheerios turn you into a Rockstar Command: Stop Time. |
|
| Author: | Obomaru [ Mon Nov 07, 2005 2:26 pm ] |
| Post subject: | |
Yeah, just try to do it. You need the Chrono Trigger first, dummy. And to get to the top of the mountain you also need the 3 Pojozo dolls because the wind keeps pushing you back! ...oops. Wrong game. But you still can't do it. >Kill the next person you see with a katana. |
|
| Author: | Beyond the Grave [ Mon Nov 07, 2005 2:34 pm ] |
| Post subject: | |
I slice up Ramrod like a pizza. Command: Streak though your school. |
|
| Author: | StrongRad [ Mon Nov 07, 2005 2:52 pm ] |
| Post subject: | |
way ahead of ya, bub.. You run through the school, and the administration chases you, except when you come to the end of the hall way, then, you chase them. Yakety Sax plays over the intercom. command: Put on shoes |
|
| Author: | Dark Grapefruit [ Mon Nov 07, 2005 5:15 pm ] |
| Post subject: | |
You put on the shoes. You walk a mile in them before realizing they're someone else's. Suddenly you have a whole new perspective on things. > put toast in the microwave |
|
| Author: | StrongRad [ Mon Nov 07, 2005 11:38 pm ] |
| Post subject: | |
Hmmm.. There's a concept! NUKERWAVED TOAST! You try it. Unfortunately, the only thing that happens is that the toast gets soggy.. EWWW! Command: Help Roger Wilco |
|
| Author: | Mr.KISS [ Mon Nov 07, 2005 11:48 pm ] |
| Post subject: | |
You try but you'd much rather help Robert Wilco. He has a talking cat. >Tie yourself to a fire. |
|
| Author: | StrongRad [ Mon Nov 07, 2005 11:51 pm ] |
| Post subject: | |
The fire keeps burning through the rope. Eventually you burn to death before you get finish tying yourself to the fire. Command: Look at the little doggie. |
|
| Author: | Xyzzyka Gruefrotzer [ Tue Nov 08, 2005 7:28 am ] |
| Post subject: | |
The little doggie is devouring a cheese sandwich, completely ignoring the microscopic spaceship fleet. >make a little birdhouse in your soul |
|
| Author: | Dakka doodoo [ Tue Nov 08, 2005 1:57 pm ] |
| Post subject: | |
Then a etheral vulture rips your soul Command enter the strong sad lookalike contest |
|
| Author: | DukeNuke [ Tue Nov 08, 2005 4:10 pm ] |
| Post subject: | |
You enter the Strong Sad lookalike contest. Then you realise you don't look anything like Strong Sad. However, you win because you were the only one contesting. EASY VICTORY'D! Command: For A, 1 to 1.000.000, do Output("Spam!") |
|
| Author: | StrongRad [ Tue Nov 08, 2005 4:54 pm ] |
| Post subject: | |
syntax error.. program halted at %MAIN line 1 $>| Command:Go go gadget trogdor eliminator! |
|
| Author: | Didymus [ Tue Nov 08, 2005 6:33 pm ] |
| Post subject: | |
It backfires. In fact, if it weren't for that dog wearing the tragic hot dog clown disguise, it would have killed you. Type: Pour syrup on giant pancake. |
|
| Author: | StrongRad [ Tue Nov 08, 2005 6:58 pm ] |
| Post subject: | |
You run out of syrup before you get enough on the pancake. You could have bought the big bottle of syrup, not only would it have saved you 15 cents per ounce, but you would have also had enough to cover the pancake sufficiently, but NO you had to buy the small bottle.. Dummy. Command: Buy raffle ticket |
|
| Author: | Dark Grapefruit [ Tue Nov 08, 2005 7:19 pm ] |
| Post subject: | |
You thought the person selling "raffle tickets" just had a speech impediment, but it turns out he really was selling waffle tickets. You try to resist eating your chance at big prizes, but cannot. > spread some sunshine all over the place |
|
| Author: | StrongRad [ Tue Nov 08, 2005 7:23 pm ] |
| Post subject: | |
Great.. You set everything on fire. No two people are not on fire....awww Command: Set blumbersticks to "Good gloyvin haivey!" |
|
| Author: | Didymus [ Wed Nov 09, 2005 8:18 pm ] |
| Post subject: | |
It was Rabbi Tuckman. You just told him you wanted "One Half Off." He obliges very gleefully. O U C H !! Type: Point and click |
|
| Author: | ??? [ Wed Nov 09, 2005 11:37 pm ] |
| Post subject: | |
Things happen. Hooray. Scabludiar. |
|
| Author: | StrongRad [ Thu Nov 10, 2005 1:00 am ] |
| Post subject: | |
Scubladidia! Vleh! Vleh!! (don't worry, that wasn't supposed to make sense) Command: use Daily Show on Knight. |
|
| Author: | ??? [ Thu Nov 10, 2005 1:29 am ] |
| Post subject: | |
Knight watches, entranced, as you just saunter past. WIGGENS! |
|
| Author: | Didymus [ Fri Nov 11, 2005 8:21 pm ] |
| Post subject: | |
Don't talk to him. His water tastes like burning. Type: Use Bat Alphabet Soup Container on soup. |
|
| Author: | DukeNuke [ Fri Nov 11, 2005 8:27 pm ] |
| Post subject: | |
Whoa! ABC soup! Nice job! Smile, you're on one of those hidden camera shows! |
|
| Author: | Didymus [ Fri Nov 11, 2005 9:26 pm ] |
| Post subject: | |
You smile. The camera breaks. Peter Funt sends you a bill. BROKE'D!! In more ways than one'd!! Type: Rub bottle. |
|
| Author: | StrongRad [ Fri Nov 11, 2005 9:42 pm ] |
| Post subject: | |
You rub the bottle. It breaks and you cut your hand to shreds.. Smooth move, Exlax! Try rubbing that lamp instead. Command: Cancel the protest |
|
| Author: | khan earl [ Fri Nov 11, 2005 9:45 pm ] |
| Post subject: | |
The nudist, peta, hippies cuss You out. kill Khan Earl. |
|
| Author: | Beyond the Grave [ Fri Nov 11, 2005 9:54 pm ] |
| Post subject: | |
No problem. *Points gun and fires* Command: Break into a wicked guitar solo. |
|
| Author: | Jonn-E [ Fri Nov 11, 2005 9:56 pm ] |
| Post subject: | |
WINDMILL!! jump into huge crowd but there isnt so you hurt your brain |
|
| Author: | khan earl [ Fri Nov 11, 2005 10:02 pm ] |
| Post subject: | |
Well at least it cleared My sinuses. Quote: No problem. *Points gun and fires*
Well seeing My reputation, I would not be suprised if that was every forumers dream to do that. type: jump of bike. totpd, Yup I have used all My good dance pics. |
|
| Page 23 of 72 | All times are UTC |
| Powered by phpBB © 2000, 2002, 2005, 2007 phpBB Group http://www.phpbb.com/ |
|