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| Author: | Alberto [ Sat Dec 03, 2005 9:58 pm ] |
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You try to, but You break Your ankle doing so. Make a pilgrimage to Mecca |
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| Author: | Beyond the Grave [ Sun Dec 04, 2005 3:11 am ] |
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WATCH OUT. JIHAD!!!! Kick Clan in the Junk. |
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| Author: | Mr.KISS [ Sun Dec 04, 2005 3:13 am ] |
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He tells you you can't because he has Dufflust. You do anyways out of spite. >reduce, reuse, recycle! |
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| Author: | Acekirby [ Sun Dec 04, 2005 3:15 am ] |
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These are not the three r's! They're reading, (w)riting, and 'rithmatic! OLD SCHOOL'D! FCOT+3! |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Sun Dec 04, 2005 3:51 am ] |
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You proceed to clobber the everloving stuffings out of BTG. He deserved it! You get a Steak Umm Trophy. Type: Feed Turduckens. |
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| Author: | Acekirby [ Sun Dec 04, 2005 3:52 am ] |
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Reply: You attempt to find a living Turducken, but unfortunately for you, none exists. Looks like you lost $100 on that "Turducken food" you bought over the internet. Command: Roffle Waffle |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Sun Dec 04, 2005 3:56 am ] |
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OMGWTFOMGROFL!! (it was funny). Type: Use Vulcan Nerve Pinch on Knight |
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| Author: | Acekirby [ Sun Dec 04, 2005 4:00 am ] |
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You attempt this. However, you fail miserably because you are not Spock. The knight only gets angrier, and drop kicks you. Type: Gather ye Christmas tree. |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Sun Dec 04, 2005 4:10 am ] |
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Oh, NO! Naked Ned was hiding behind that one! AAAA-JIBBLY JIBBLY JIBBLY!! Type: I solemnly swear that I am up to no good! |
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| Author: | Shippinator Mandy [ Sun Dec 04, 2005 4:14 am ] |
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I solemnly swear that I am up to no good! Actually, I'm lying. Make me a sammich! |
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| Author: | Alberto [ Sun Dec 04, 2005 4:20 am ] |
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No sammich for You! (LOL soup nazi reference, I'm so dumb) Once again kick Clan in the junk. |
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| Author: | Hi Guys [ Sun Dec 04, 2005 5:05 am ] |
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It gets funnier all the time. Buy Didymus a pet turducken. |
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| Author: | Alberto [ Sun Dec 04, 2005 5:10 am ] |
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He starts to act like the log lady from twin peaks, so You take it away from Him. Crush the Ethiopian empire. |
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| Author: | Clan rHrN [ Sun Dec 04, 2005 3:17 pm ] |
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You create the Strongbadian Empire to replace it. Command: Buy Homestar a drill machine named Grounder. |
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| Author: | Frotzer [ Sun Dec 04, 2005 3:25 pm ] |
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Thy homestar drilles the drill into thy brain and dies. say LLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOYYYYYY!!!!! |
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| Author: | Clan rHrN [ Sun Dec 04, 2005 3:29 pm ] |
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Ye do but ye get sued by Leeroy Jenkins who shoots ye. If Hilary Duff shoots you, avoid the bullets. |
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| Author: | Frotzer [ Sun Dec 04, 2005 3:41 pm ] |
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Thou doges thy bullets and pulles out a knife and slites her throat Prune a tree |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Sun Dec 04, 2005 5:01 pm ] |
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To save time, you just cut down the whole tree. You also prune Tom Anderson's powerlines and his garage, too. One of the Best Beavis and Butthead episodes EVER! Command: Y'all watch this! |
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| Author: | Clan rHrN [ Sun Dec 04, 2005 5:05 pm ] |
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I watch this and get hypnotized. Hilary Duff's turn to play Candyland with Cthulhu. |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Sun Dec 04, 2005 5:25 pm ] |
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Reply: No good can come of it. She should play Chutes and Ladders, instead. Command: Tie knight's shoelaces together. |
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| Author: | Clan rHrN [ Sun Dec 04, 2005 5:28 pm ] |
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You can't because the knight isn't wearing any shoes w/ shoelaces! YGSUSF! Also, please let Cthulhu play Chutes n Ladders with Hilary Duff. |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Sun Dec 04, 2005 5:53 pm ] |
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She's winning, then, hits one of those pesky chutes. She loses. Sorry. Command: Fix Jerry Jones' hair piece. PLEASE! |
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| Author: | Alberto [ Sun Dec 04, 2005 6:37 pm ] |
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It is actually a muskrat, You are not surprised. Kill robo Nixon. |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Sun Dec 04, 2005 6:40 pm ] |
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You can't kill ROBO NIXON! ARRRRGVBLBLBLBLBLB!! He throws you off the roof of the Watergate Hotel. Command: Unplug weather machine. |
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| Author: | Clan rHrN [ Sun Dec 04, 2005 7:53 pm ] |
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You do, but then Jinzo controls weather and. Prevent Jello from converting to a Spammer. |
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| Author: | Jello B. [ Sun Dec 04, 2005 8:00 pm ] |
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Nothing has to be done, Jello never becomes a spammer. Get a life. |
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| Author: | Clan rHrN [ Sun Dec 04, 2005 8:02 pm ] |
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Too bad I already have one. Change your banner before you get banninated by JoeyDay. |
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| Author: | Obomaru [ Sun Dec 04, 2005 8:08 pm ] |
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My banner (Haha! This seems like a pun!) isn't against the rules. Kill Trodor with a toothpick. |
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| Author: | Clan rHrN [ Sun Dec 04, 2005 8:10 pm ] |
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You can't. Impossible. Get Clan a cool banner mixing all his sig says into it. |
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| Author: | Alberto [ Sun Dec 04, 2005 8:17 pm ] |
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How about no, and I kick You in the junk. Lead a jihad against Disney land. |
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