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STUPID COMMAND II: The Death Factor!
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Author:  Jello B. [ Sun Dec 04, 2005 8:18 pm ]
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Physically impossible unless the people are getting mamed.
EDIT: Simulpost. I removed my command.

Author:  Clan rHrN [ Sun Dec 04, 2005 8:20 pm ]
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Command: Stop Jello from spamming and flaming before he burns the Wiki down.

Author:  Jello B. [ Sun Dec 04, 2005 8:22 pm ]
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You do nothing and Jello keeps doing what he does and never burns anything down.

Command: Do the command above you.

Author:  Alberto [ Sun Dec 04, 2005 8:24 pm ]
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Time paradox'd for some reason.

Eat at City Wok.

Author:  StrongRad [ Sun Dec 04, 2005 8:42 pm ]
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You order some city chicken. You laugh when he repeats your order to you.
You never get the food because the owner has to go build a wall.
STUPID MONGOLIANS'D!

Command: fry food you wouldn't normally fry

Author:  Jello B. [ Sun Dec 04, 2005 8:54 pm ]
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You fry a rat. WTF? You get rabies.

Kill Pom Pom.

Author:  Alberto [ Sun Dec 04, 2005 9:04 pm ]
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He blows up,"Oh the humanity!"

Live in Peru for 5 months.

Author:  Jello B. [ Sun Dec 04, 2005 9:05 pm ]
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You get lime disease. You dead.
Get yon hay

Author:  Clan rHrN [ Sun Dec 04, 2005 11:14 pm ]
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You're not They Dungeonman!

Get Jinzo cold ones! At least 20!

Author:  StrongRad [ Mon Dec 05, 2005 12:29 am ]
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*checks Jinzo's ID" HEY! YOU'RE NOT 21! NO BEER FOR YOU!

Command: put on tinfoil hat

Author:  Clan rHrN [ Mon Dec 05, 2005 12:33 am ]
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You borrow Jinzo's organs, made of tinfoil, and make a hat out of it.

Buy Tails 20 cold ones.

Author:  Frotzer [ Mon Dec 05, 2005 2:02 am ]
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Let him do it himself for thou are not his slave and thou leads a revolt.

Command:Prune some powerlines and Mr.Andersons house

Author:  StrongRad [ Mon Dec 05, 2005 2:03 am ]
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HEH-HEH! HEH-HEH! YEAH, COOL!! HEH-HEH

Command: Do a tiny, tiny dance

Author:  Frotzer [ Mon Dec 05, 2005 2:04 am ]
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Thou jumps around for 5 seconds and leaves.


Go get drunk on your first day of college

Author:  ramrod [ Mon Dec 05, 2005 2:56 am ]
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You stumble into class 20 minutes after it started. Not a good way to start the school year. 2.3 GPA is in your future.


Get Strong Mad to beat up the blue knight.

Author:  Beyond the Grave [ Mon Dec 05, 2005 2:59 am ]
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He beats you up instead


Command: Chug 50 Mountain Dews.

Author:  StrongRad [ Mon Dec 05, 2005 3:37 am ]
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You really have to pee... Good job


Command: Look at my Christmas tree

Author:  Didymus [ Tue Dec 06, 2005 7:03 pm ]
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You look at yon Christmas Tree. You receiveth ye a Stale Gingerbread Cookie! Please use it wisely, not like what you did with the Chocolate Flame Thrower.

Type: Send in Red Shirt Guy.

Author:  Clan rHrN [ Tue Dec 06, 2005 9:41 pm ]
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Red Shirt Guy is busy with the N Huskers, which suck.

Command: Get Ned and Jinzo to permanently fuse.

Author:  Didymus [ Wed Dec 07, 2005 10:19 pm ]
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They fuse. Now they're completely stuck together like Siamese twins. Now how the crap are they going to fight evil?

Type: Bow to my slingshot, you puny earthling. Your superior intellect is no match for our puny weapons.

Author:  StrongRad [ Wed Dec 07, 2005 11:24 pm ]
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My superior intellect may be no match, but my superior firepower sure should be.. Personal security through superior firepower, a dangerous philosphy, but it works

Command: Fry pizza

Author:  Didymus [ Wed Dec 07, 2005 11:36 pm ]
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You drop the frozen nukerwave pizza (with pepperoni and sausage) into the deep fat fryer. It evolves into a huge, greasy mutation that slithers around and gets grease all over your apartment. Your girlfriend decides that, with those kinds of cooking skills, you should probably remain a bachelor.

Type: Pour maple syrup on huge, greasy, mutant fried pizza.

Author:  StrongRad [ Wed Dec 07, 2005 11:39 pm ]
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Mmmm... You're embarassed to admit it, but that tastes a pretty pretty good.

Command: Use Shake and Bake

Author:  Alberto [ Wed Dec 07, 2005 11:42 pm ]
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Wow, this is much better than top ramen and macaroni & cheese.

See the doc about Your stomach worm problem.

Author:  StrongRad [ Wed Dec 07, 2005 11:43 pm ]
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Turns out you have stomach snakes. Your doctor is afraid of snakes and runs away. Good going, jerk.

command: Preheat oven to absolute zero

Author:  Hi Guys [ Thu Dec 08, 2005 12:24 am ]
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Perfect for cooking ice cream!

Go deliver presents with Didymus and Gandalf.

Author:  Clan rHrN [ Thu Dec 08, 2005 12:25 am ]
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You're busy.
Command: Give Jinzo a ride to Cthulhu's Repair shop so he looks like Nylarthotep.

Author:  StrongRad [ Thu Dec 08, 2005 12:29 am ]
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You drive your car to Cthulu's, but, since Jinzo isn't real, it's a long, boring ride.

Command: code 2 in housewares, code 2 in housewares

Author:  Beyond the Grave [ Thu Dec 08, 2005 12:33 am ]
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I don't know what a Code 2 is.

Command: The Power of Christ compells you!

Author:  StrongRad [ Thu Dec 08, 2005 12:34 am ]
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whew... Good thing you know where the nearest bathroom is.

Command: Electric blankets

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