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| Author: | Jello B. [ Sun Dec 04, 2005 8:18 pm ] |
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Physically impossible unless the people are getting mamed. EDIT: Simulpost. I removed my command. |
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| Author: | Clan rHrN [ Sun Dec 04, 2005 8:20 pm ] |
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Command: Stop Jello from spamming and flaming before he burns the Wiki down. |
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| Author: | Jello B. [ Sun Dec 04, 2005 8:22 pm ] |
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You do nothing and Jello keeps doing what he does and never burns anything down. Command: Do the command above you. |
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| Author: | Alberto [ Sun Dec 04, 2005 8:24 pm ] |
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Time paradox'd for some reason. Eat at City Wok. |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Sun Dec 04, 2005 8:42 pm ] |
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You order some city chicken. You laugh when he repeats your order to you. You never get the food because the owner has to go build a wall. STUPID MONGOLIANS'D! Command: fry food you wouldn't normally fry |
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| Author: | Jello B. [ Sun Dec 04, 2005 8:54 pm ] |
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You fry a rat. WTF? You get rabies. Kill Pom Pom. |
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| Author: | Alberto [ Sun Dec 04, 2005 9:04 pm ] |
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He blows up,"Oh the humanity!" Live in Peru for 5 months. |
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| Author: | Jello B. [ Sun Dec 04, 2005 9:05 pm ] |
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You get lime disease. You dead. Get yon hay |
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| Author: | Clan rHrN [ Sun Dec 04, 2005 11:14 pm ] |
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You're not They Dungeonman! Get Jinzo cold ones! At least 20! |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Mon Dec 05, 2005 12:29 am ] |
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*checks Jinzo's ID" HEY! YOU'RE NOT 21! NO BEER FOR YOU! Command: put on tinfoil hat |
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| Author: | Clan rHrN [ Mon Dec 05, 2005 12:33 am ] |
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You borrow Jinzo's organs, made of tinfoil, and make a hat out of it. Buy Tails 20 cold ones. |
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| Author: | Frotzer [ Mon Dec 05, 2005 2:02 am ] |
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Let him do it himself for thou are not his slave and thou leads a revolt. Command:Prune some powerlines and Mr.Andersons house |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Mon Dec 05, 2005 2:03 am ] |
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HEH-HEH! HEH-HEH! YEAH, COOL!! HEH-HEH Command: Do a tiny, tiny dance |
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| Author: | Frotzer [ Mon Dec 05, 2005 2:04 am ] |
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Thou jumps around for 5 seconds and leaves. Go get drunk on your first day of college |
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| Author: | ramrod [ Mon Dec 05, 2005 2:56 am ] |
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You stumble into class 20 minutes after it started. Not a good way to start the school year. 2.3 GPA is in your future. Get Strong Mad to beat up the blue knight. |
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| Author: | Beyond the Grave [ Mon Dec 05, 2005 2:59 am ] |
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He beats you up instead Command: Chug 50 Mountain Dews. |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Mon Dec 05, 2005 3:37 am ] |
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You really have to pee... Good job Command: Look at my Christmas tree |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Tue Dec 06, 2005 7:03 pm ] |
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You look at yon Christmas Tree. You receiveth ye a Stale Gingerbread Cookie! Please use it wisely, not like what you did with the Chocolate Flame Thrower. Type: Send in Red Shirt Guy. |
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| Author: | Clan rHrN [ Tue Dec 06, 2005 9:41 pm ] |
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Red Shirt Guy is busy with the N Huskers, which suck. Command: Get Ned and Jinzo to permanently fuse. |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Wed Dec 07, 2005 10:19 pm ] |
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They fuse. Now they're completely stuck together like Siamese twins. Now how the crap are they going to fight evil? Type: Bow to my slingshot, you puny earthling. Your superior intellect is no match for our puny weapons. |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Wed Dec 07, 2005 11:24 pm ] |
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My superior intellect may be no match, but my superior firepower sure should be.. Personal security through superior firepower, a dangerous philosphy, but it works Command: Fry pizza |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Wed Dec 07, 2005 11:36 pm ] |
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You drop the frozen nukerwave pizza (with pepperoni and sausage) into the deep fat fryer. It evolves into a huge, greasy mutation that slithers around and gets grease all over your apartment. Your girlfriend decides that, with those kinds of cooking skills, you should probably remain a bachelor. Type: Pour maple syrup on huge, greasy, mutant fried pizza. |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Wed Dec 07, 2005 11:39 pm ] |
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Mmmm... You're embarassed to admit it, but that tastes a pretty pretty good. Command: Use Shake and Bake |
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| Author: | Alberto [ Wed Dec 07, 2005 11:42 pm ] |
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Wow, this is much better than top ramen and macaroni & cheese. See the doc about Your stomach worm problem. |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Wed Dec 07, 2005 11:43 pm ] |
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Turns out you have stomach snakes. Your doctor is afraid of snakes and runs away. Good going, jerk. command: Preheat oven to absolute zero |
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| Author: | Hi Guys [ Thu Dec 08, 2005 12:24 am ] |
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Perfect for cooking ice cream! Go deliver presents with Didymus and Gandalf. |
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| Author: | Clan rHrN [ Thu Dec 08, 2005 12:25 am ] |
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You're busy. Command: Give Jinzo a ride to Cthulhu's Repair shop so he looks like Nylarthotep. |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Thu Dec 08, 2005 12:29 am ] |
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You drive your car to Cthulu's, but, since Jinzo isn't real, it's a long, boring ride. Command: code 2 in housewares, code 2 in housewares |
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| Author: | Beyond the Grave [ Thu Dec 08, 2005 12:33 am ] |
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I don't know what a Code 2 is. Command: The Power of Christ compells you! |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Thu Dec 08, 2005 12:34 am ] |
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whew... Good thing you know where the nearest bathroom is. Command: Electric blankets |
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