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STUPID COMMAND II: The Death Factor!
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Author:  Beyond the Grave [ Thu Dec 08, 2005 12:53 am ]
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It's getting hot hot hot.


Command: Do the Trouffle Shuffle.
Author:  StrongRad [ Thu Dec 08, 2005 12:56 am ]
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heh, you're not Chunk.

Command: Boil water!
Author:  Xyzzyka Gruefrotzer [ Thu Dec 08, 2005 5:32 pm ]
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It catches on fire. Fool, you should have added salt. At least then the fire would have turned pretty colors.

>sell soul for cookie
Author:  StrongRad [ Thu Dec 08, 2005 8:29 pm ]
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You try, but the devil doesn't have any oatmeal raisin cookies. Just chocolate chip, and not the good kind, either. You ask for 2 cookies, he says "no" so you keep your soul, at least until he gets some oatmeal raisin.

Command: Ask IanTheGecko how he documents real life when real life's getting more like fiction each day. :mrgreen:
Author:  Clan rHrN [ Thu Dec 08, 2005 11:44 pm ]
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IanTheGecko is busy.

Command: Join Nylarthotep's cult and use Jinzo and Hilary Duff to a fuse test.
Author:  Beyond the Grave [ Thu Dec 08, 2005 11:48 pm ]
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Nobody wants to join.


Command: WE NEED MORE COWBELL!
Author:  Clan rHrN [ Thu Dec 08, 2005 11:51 pm ]
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You're out of cowbells.

Command: Get Cthulhu the Warrior out from the Deep Atlantic Ocean.
Author:  Alberto [ Fri Dec 09, 2005 12:08 am ]
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Clan rHrN wrote:
You're out of cowbells.

Do You even know what SNL is?
You try to save COLA, but Your crushed by the pressure of the deep sea.

Eat the moon, since its made out of ribs.
Author:  StrongRad [ Fri Dec 09, 2005 12:55 am ]
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Only after we visit the sun. It's your favorite planet, after all.

Command: Light fuse and DON'T get away
Author:  DukeNuke [ Fri Dec 09, 2005 1:12 pm ]
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You light the fuse and stand still. The dynamite goes boom. However, it was only a very tiny dynamite, and basicly all it does is creating a black dot on the ground.

Command: Put "All your base are belong to us" signs all over town.
Author:  Beyond the Grave [ Fri Dec 09, 2005 1:27 pm ]
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You post them over a missing person sign. That person is lost forever


Command: Give somebidy a sign that says "I'm Stupid"
Author:  ramrod [ Fri Dec 09, 2005 1:44 pm ]
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That person tries to make a snappy response, but since they're stupid, they just keep on thinking.



Have a debate with Trogdor about the effects of Burninating things and the enviroment.
Author:  Beyond the Grave [ Fri Dec 09, 2005 1:45 pm ]
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You lose, everyone gets BURNINATED!


Command: Steal ramrod's dress
Author:  ramrod [ Fri Dec 09, 2005 1:52 pm ]
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Everyone gets the case of the Jibblies...... great, you scarred the entire kingdom.



Try to do tonight what we always try every night.....
Author:  StrongRad [ Fri Dec 09, 2005 1:57 pm ]
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Your entire plans are runined by an incompetent sidekick who constantly says "NARF!!"

Command: Don't call me Shirley
Author:  Beyond the Grave [ Fri Dec 09, 2005 2:02 pm ]
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Ok Shirley.


Command: Go to a Metallica concert and mess up the words to Enter Sandman.
Author:  StrongRad [ Fri Dec 09, 2005 2:06 pm ]
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James locks you in a room with Lars.. Poor you.
Nobody likes Lars.

Command: Use Strong Bad on tall building
Author:  DarkSideOfTheSchwartz [ Fri Dec 09, 2005 4:10 pm ]
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He scams the tall building into giving you 5 bucks.

Make friends with Trogdor and spend the rest of my life burnanating pesants along side him.
Author:  DukeNuke [ Fri Dec 09, 2005 5:39 pm ]
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Since you can't burninate, and your stomping only harms insects, Trogdor decides you can't join him. He doesn't kill you, but since he's allready burninated your cottage you die from the cold during the night for sleeping outside.

Install Mozilla Firefox and never use Internet Explorer again.
Author:  StrongRad [ Fri Dec 09, 2005 5:42 pm ]
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Bill Gates hunts you down and somehow crushes you with several million dollars in pennies.


Command: Happy Happy Joy Joy
Author:  Didymus [ Fri Dec 09, 2005 7:37 pm ]
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JOO EEEDIOT!! *SMACK!!* You get slapped.

Type: Marry the ketchup and mustard bottles.
Author:  Hi Guys [ Fri Dec 09, 2005 8:14 pm ]
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Zaxby's sauce is born!

Get a tiger for Christmas.
Author:  Clan rHrN [ Fri Dec 09, 2005 9:53 pm ]
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You do, but it escapes.

Now, steal Jinzo's Aston Martin and drive Hilary Duff back to her house in 30 seconds.

(This may look n00bish, but it's a stumper :p )
Author:  Alberto [ Fri Dec 09, 2005 10:09 pm ]
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Clan why, just why do you do this? people dont like it when You do this Jinzo/dufflust stuff, this is no way to get friends on this forum by acting like that. (BTW this is not flaming its just advice)

Find the meaning of life.
Author:  Exhibit A [ Fri Dec 09, 2005 10:12 pm ]
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You find it! Special extended edition, with commentary by John Cleese and Eric Idle!

>Bake Trogdor a pie.
Author:  Alberto [ Fri Dec 09, 2005 10:17 pm ]
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Trogdor compliments You on the delicious pie, yup, no burnination here trogdor fanboys.


Buy a X-box 360 and then smash it, just like that guy from smashmyxbox.com.
Author:  StrongRad [ Fri Dec 09, 2005 10:29 pm ]
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You just wasted money. Wow, you're cool.

Command: Order me a pizza. I'll pay you back next Friday
Author:  Clan rHrN [ Fri Dec 09, 2005 10:59 pm ]
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I do that is pepperoni.


Command:
Dude, Where's my Car?
Author:  Cleverdan [ Fri Dec 09, 2005 11:11 pm ]
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On your head. You die.


>command:dont eat pidgeons.
Author:  Alberto [ Fri Dec 09, 2005 11:13 pm ]
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But it tastes like avian flu, how can I resist!?!

Defeat the Axis powers in one day.
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