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STUPID COMMAND II: The Death Factor!
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Author:  Clan rHrN [ Fri Dec 09, 2005 11:18 pm ]
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Not possible.

Command: Let the Insect Queen be part of Nylarthotep's cult.

Author:  Alberto [ Fri Dec 09, 2005 11:25 pm ]
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You try, but You dont understand the obscure reference.

Warp into the 90's with Your new time machine.

Author:  StrongRad [ Fri Dec 09, 2005 11:59 pm ]
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You warp to the 90's..

94 AD was a really uncool time.

You should warped to the 1990's.

Command: Call Didymus

Author:  Clan rHrN [ Sat Dec 10, 2005 2:40 pm ]
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You do, but you end up in his answering machine.

Command: Let Insect Queen be referenced in ONLY the Forum Games.

Author:  DarkSideOfTheSchwartz [ Sun Dec 11, 2005 6:28 pm ]
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too late. you choke.

G on a rant about the Kent state shootings

Author:  StrongRad [ Sun Dec 11, 2005 6:29 pm ]
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You rant, but you're 30+ (40?) years too late.
People don't even know what you're talking about.

Command: Johnny Knoxville?

Author:  DarkSideOfTheSchwartz [ Sun Dec 11, 2005 6:39 pm ]
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the question mark falls over and crushes you.

kill the baby lady dead

Author:  Clan rHrN [ Sun Dec 11, 2005 9:37 pm ]
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Too bad that doesn't exist anymore.

Command: Get Phil Argus and his female counterpart to kiss.

Author:  ramrod [ Sun Dec 11, 2005 9:54 pm ]
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They kiss, and the shippers rejoice. Then they have a baby. JUMPSHARK'D!



Have Trogador fight Trogdor.

Author:  StrongRad [ Sun Dec 11, 2005 9:57 pm ]
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That MIGHT work, except that Trogador is at least 10X6 years off. How you gonna get something from the future to fight something from the past? Huh?
Besides, Trogador descends from Trogdor, so, if he DID defeat him, he would cease to exist. Ever think of that?!?! I think not, you "I'm gonna destroy the space time continuum because I can't beat a stinkin' dragon" jerk! :mrgreen:

Command: Turn washing machine into fence painter.

Author:  DarkSideOfTheSchwartz [ Sun Dec 11, 2005 11:23 pm ]
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trust me you don't want to do that.

Make Trogdor fight a clone of Trogdor

Author:  Clan rHrN [ Sun Dec 11, 2005 11:24 pm ]
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That won't work. Ever.

Command: Make Necromancer unbanned and a GOOD user.

Author:  DarkSideOfTheSchwartz [ Sun Dec 11, 2005 11:25 pm ]
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impossible

make Trogdor fight a trogdor clon that is not evil

Author:  StrongRad [ Sun Dec 11, 2005 11:37 pm ]
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It turns out that Trogdor isn't evil. His non-evil clone isn't either. They get along and you get double burninated.

Command: Buy fishing license

Author:  Clan rHrN [ Sun Dec 11, 2005 11:39 pm ]
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Nope. You EARN it.

Command: Buy Hilary Duff a cold one.

Author:  DarkSideOfTheSchwartz [ Sun Dec 11, 2005 11:40 pm ]
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you don't have any money

burnanate everything and everyone except trogdor

Author:  Einoo T. Spork [ Sun Dec 11, 2005 11:41 pm ]
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It doesn't work. (The BANE of adventure gamers!)

Command: Don't die

Author:  Clan rHrN [ Sun Dec 11, 2005 11:42 pm ]
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You live forever!

Buy Hilary Duff and Sephiroth a cold one each!

Author:  ramrod [ Sun Dec 11, 2005 11:42 pm ]
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You buy her one even though she's not 21 yet. You're busted and forced into shoveling that piles of what's it there.




Dance your way to the top

Author:  DarkSideOfTheSchwartz [ Sun Dec 11, 2005 11:43 pm ]
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too bad

crsh Jhonka wit bad spelng

Author:  DeadGaySon [ Sun Dec 11, 2005 11:54 pm ]
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In the mdst or croshin, an eerthqake ruptz nd everibudy diez....

Command: Dance around to Moondance, by Van Morrison

Author:  DarkSideOfTheSchwartz [ Sun Dec 11, 2005 11:55 pm ]
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you scare :trogdor: and he runs away. you win

um not pidgons

Author:  StrongRad [ Mon Dec 12, 2005 12:09 am ]
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Nope. Not pidgeons, indeed..
Turns out, they were actually wrens, with bird flu.

You get the bird flu. OH NOES!

Command: Snape kills Dumbledore.

Author:  DarkSideOfTheSchwartz [ Mon Dec 12, 2005 12:11 am ]
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I HAVEN'T FINISHED THE BOOK YET MORON. I DON'T BELIEVE YOU!i really have finished it

buy weird al cd

Author:  DeadGaySon [ Mon Dec 12, 2005 12:27 am ]
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You get extremely confused, go on a walk to try to understand the CD, and get run over by a car. Way to go...

Listen to Elton John

Author:  Clan rHrN [ Mon Dec 12, 2005 12:28 am ]
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NO WAY!

Command: Look at my sig for as long as possible without screaming or flinching or blinking.

Author:  DarkSideOfTheSchwartz [ Mon Dec 12, 2005 12:31 am ]
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okay took 1 seccond before i started screaming though.

read harry potter and the half blood prince again

Author:  DeadGaySon [ Mon Dec 12, 2005 12:52 am ]
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You get absorbed in the awesome, go 7 days without eating or drinking, and die.

Drink coffee

Author:  Clan rHrN [ Mon Dec 12, 2005 2:37 am ]
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Wheeeeeeee Hyperness!

Join Nylarthotep's club/cult

Author:  DeadGaySon [ Mon Dec 12, 2005 10:10 am ]
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TOTPD!!!!! :eekdance: :eekdance: :eekdance: :eekdance: :eekdance:
The first few weeks go great. You make lots of friends, have lot's of fun, and drink lot's of kool-aid. Turns out you were slowly poisoning yourself to death. Way to go....

Wake up 3 hours early... :sad:

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