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| Author: | StrongRad [ Sun Oct 02, 2005 4:59 am ] |
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This is a DOS system, man!! I think the correct command is deltree or del *.* Command: Light fuse and get away |
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| Author: | Exhibit A [ Sun Oct 02, 2005 5:03 am ] |
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The fuse burns down. Nothing happens, since it wasn't attached to anything. Command: Kill a rabbit. |
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| Author: | ??? [ Sun Oct 02, 2005 5:03 am ] |
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(I use Win98. I know.) BOOM. C:>strongbad_email.exe |
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| Author: | breadtangle o' pizza [ Sun Oct 02, 2005 5:04 am ] |
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You weren't specific enough, so you got away before lighting fuse. Too late. Command: Correct SR's DOSing. |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Sun Oct 02, 2005 5:05 am ] |
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You try to kill the rabbit, but he ties your gun barrel into a knot so it blows up in your face when you shoot it. OR Bad command or file name OR Umm, no.. I can't correct bad syntax. only say "bad command or file name" Command: Use duct tape |
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| Author: | breadtangle o' pizza [ Sun Oct 02, 2005 5:10 am ] |
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THERE'S NOBODY USING THAT NON-DUCT TAPE! AAAARRRRRGGGGLLLBLBLLBLBL! Command; Create new Invisible (AAAARRRRRGGGGLLLBLBLLBLBL!) thread. |
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| Author: | ??? [ Sun Oct 02, 2005 5:11 am ] |
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You tape a duck. You show the movies to your prosperity. ert+ y76p; '0lu8jkyee;u4p;e'/Rh Strong ba15456 `-------++++++gf +++++-//==========/*8901ikg |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Sun Oct 02, 2005 5:13 am ] |
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You don't want to do that... it has a way of making your computer attract buckshot. Command: Storm the castle! |
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| Author: | breadtangle o' pizza [ Sun Oct 02, 2005 5:15 am ] |
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You storm with surprisingly no effort, probably because they left the main gate open during their afternoon tea. Command: Catch that worm. |
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| Author: | ??? [ Sun Oct 02, 2005 5:16 am ] |
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Not a chance. a:> run "edgarware.exe" |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Sun Oct 02, 2005 5:16 am ] |
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Drop a train on 'em/ Command: Don't do that again! |
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| Author: | ??? [ Sun Oct 02, 2005 5:19 am ] |
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NEVAH! Raise Homestar with a cup of coffee and give Homsar pants. |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Sun Oct 02, 2005 6:28 pm ] |
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You give Homestar Didymus' coffee, and Homsar Seethroo's pants. Now you've gone and done it! I don't even want to watch what's about to happen now! *about three or four minutes worth of just random noises, like "Squeeka Squeeka," and "Ththt-RRRR! Ththth-RRRR!" and the like.* Type: Drink Cold One before Kerrek sees you. |
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| Author: | ??? [ Sun Oct 02, 2005 10:30 pm ] |
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Too late. Ow. Eat the Heavy Lourde. |
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| Author: | Marshmallow Roast [ Sun Oct 02, 2005 10:36 pm ] |
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Well, what do you think's gonna happen? You're so totally dead, man! Command: put keyboard on lap |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Sun Oct 02, 2005 10:56 pm ] |
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It was a Yamaha YS-2200. It's pretty freaking heavy, but has some really kicking sounds to it. Type: Put Pizza in Nukerwave. |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Mon Oct 03, 2005 3:34 am ] |
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OMG METAL FORK OH NOES!! Your nukerwave a'splode! Command: SAMMY HAGAR!! |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Mon Oct 03, 2005 3:42 am ] |
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He's over at Emeril Lagassi's house slamming shots of tequila. No Answer'd! Type: Throw pies at life. |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Mon Oct 03, 2005 3:55 am ] |
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Didymus wrote: He's over at Emeril Lagassi's house slamming shots of tequila. No Answer'd! You saw that episode, too, didn't ya? Cabo Wabo!!
Life ducks, your pies hit your boss. You fired! Command: Make the money. Dolla' Dolla' bills, y'all! |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Mon Oct 03, 2005 3:57 am ] |
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You get a job at Wal-Mart. They make you work off the clock, refuse to give you benefits, and then steal your first-born kid so they could teach her how to spin gold out of straw. Type: Challenge Poopsmith to a Battle! |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Mon Oct 03, 2005 4:04 am ] |
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He just flings 4 or 5 good shovel-fulls of whatzit at you. Man, you're stupid! Command: Throw M-80's at Bubs |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Mon Oct 03, 2005 4:05 am ] |
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Bubs uses his secret Thnikka Powers to deflect them blasts. Yeah, Shut up, kid! Type: Cram Oompa Down Pants. |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Mon Oct 03, 2005 4:16 am ] |
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Baby lady sees you. "Is that a creepy little person in your pants or are you happy to see me?" Command: Stay away from Coach Z, he's nasty. |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Mon Oct 03, 2005 4:37 am ] |
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Good advice. But too late. Coach Z has already sported you, and he's alrordy storting to torl you his larf story, for the millionth torm! Type: Give Turducken to Kerrek |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Mon Oct 03, 2005 4:50 am ] |
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Turducken means nothing to Kerrek, as he's already heard Sarge's plans for the RVB thanksgiving feast. He pounds you into the ground for such a pathetic attempt at friendship.. Command: Convice Kerrek of how much ZZ Top's "Sharp Dressed Man" sounds like "Give Me all Your Lovin' " by playing one and singing it, then transitioning into the other and back. |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Mon Oct 03, 2005 5:44 am ] |
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Kerrek is a huge Barry Manilow fan and detests your playing of hillbilly rock. He forces you to listen to 8 hours worth of Barry Manilow elevator classics. DRIVE'D CRAZY'D!! Type: Open Conces5ion Stand next to lake. |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Mon Oct 03, 2005 5:46 am ] |
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That woulda worked, except for the fact that you forgot to take into account that the lake is down... There is a REALLY BIG RAIN, it fills up, and your stand is under 4 feet of water.. HYDROMETEOR'D! Command: NASCAR! |
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| Author: | SEAN'D! [ Mon Oct 03, 2005 8:03 am ] |
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CRASHED! Command: Get a boo-boo |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Mon Oct 03, 2005 2:06 pm ] |
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Your mommy isn't here to spray Bactine on it and put a GI Joe bandaid on it.. It gets infected and your arm falls off.. Then, for no reason, your head a'splode! Command: Track down that guy and kick him in the grill |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Tue Oct 04, 2005 12:42 pm ] |
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It was Dongalev. You walk up to him with a hearty, "HALDO!" and proceed to grill-kick him. He's chillin' on the couch right now. He'll be out of commission for a while. Anyway, Saturday is Old Candy Sell-Back Day at the Conces5ion Stand. So feel free to drop on by. Type: Buy Jhonka new turkey leg. |
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