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Author:  DarkSideOfTheSchwartz [ Mon Dec 12, 2005 1:13 pm ]
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you try, but you accidentaly set the alarm for 10 PM instead of AM again and you miss the thing.

Author:  StrongRad [ Mon Dec 12, 2005 2:16 pm ]
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You haven't touched a key in an hour. Your screen saver comes on... Oooh, flying toasters!!


Command: Get that freakin' duck away from me!

Author:  Beyond the Grave [ Mon Dec 12, 2005 3:41 pm ]
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Give it the trophy and it will go away.


Command: The Power of Christ compells you! The Power of Christ compells you!

Author:  StrongRad [ Mon Dec 12, 2005 4:32 pm ]
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You really need a bathroom, bad. You search high and low, but can't find one. Where is the bathroom when you need it?!?!?
Nevermind. You don't need one anymore. ewww


Command: go to Carl's house.

Author:  ramrod [ Mon Dec 12, 2005 6:55 pm ]
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You go to Carl's house and swim in his pool. Then he comes out and yells at you to get off of his property.


Sing a song of Penzoil.

Author:  DarkSideOfTheSchwartz [ Mon Dec 12, 2005 9:08 pm ]
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you do, but everyone thinks you're weird because of it

play Star wars battlefront 2

Author:  StrongRad [ Mon Dec 12, 2005 9:12 pm ]
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You do, but you REALLY need to be studying for your Satellite final. It IS tomorrow at 8, after all.

Command: make grilled cheese sandwich

Author:  DarkSideOfTheSchwartz [ Mon Dec 12, 2005 9:21 pm ]
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mmmm, it tastes so good.

tell everyone that the cheat for invincibility in Star Wars Battlefront 2 is pressing up, up, up, left, down, down, down, left, up, up, up, left, right at the pause menu

Author:  Didymus [ Tue Dec 13, 2005 12:58 am ]
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They all get really irritated when they can't type it in correctly after 50,000 tries. They beat the everloving crap out of you for getting the Up Up mixed up with the Down Down. CRAP BEAT'D OUT OF'D!!

Type: Add cilantro to Polyjuice Potion.

Author:  DarkSideOfTheSchwartz [ Tue Dec 13, 2005 6:43 am ]
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Didymus wrote:
They all get really irritated when they can't type it in correctly after 50,000 tries. They beat the everloving crap out of you for getting the Up Up mixed up with the Down Down. CRAP BEAT'D OUT OF'D!!

Type: Add cilantro to Polyjuice Potion.

well on the PS2 you have to press the shoulder buttons, and it has to be done on the d pad

toastpaint

It's still disgusting, but it tastes a little better

Sing Ohio by Crosby Stills Nash and Young

Author:  Beyond the Grave [ Tue Dec 13, 2005 2:18 pm ]
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You can't Lynard Skynard is playing Free Bird.


Command: Challenge Hulk Hogan to a Steel Cage match.

Author:  ramrod [ Tue Dec 13, 2005 2:55 pm ]
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He's the Hulkster, he runs wild all over you.



Give baby to Trogdor.

Author:  Dark Grapefruit [ Tue Dec 13, 2005 4:50 pm ]
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Trogdor makes a toasty sammich. :|

> use Soft on Trogdor

Author:  StrongRad [ Tue Dec 13, 2005 6:34 pm ]
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Trogdor, having recently been turned to stone, comes back to life. You'd think he would be grateful, and you'd think wrong. He goes away without saying a word.. The wizard that turned him into stone, however, does have a word for you. M-M-m-m-meteo!

You dead.


Command: Unplug game

Author:  Didymus [ Fri Dec 16, 2005 9:04 pm ]
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You play the Unplug Game. You choose to be Eric Clapton. Your secret maneuver is "Layla." How will you stand up against the Smashing Pumpkins and that chick from 10,000 Maniacs?

Type: Moe to Canada.

Author:  StrongRad [ Fri Dec 16, 2005 9:07 pm ]
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I'll see your "Moe to Canada" and raise you a "Curly to Dubai"

Command: TP Trogdor's cave

Author:  Didymus [ Fri Dec 16, 2005 9:15 pm ]
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You throw several rolls of Charmin around Troggy's cave. When he wakes up the next day, he is really ticked, but does not know who did it, so you're safe from him. However, Mr. Whipple is now out to kill you for your blatant abuse of his favorite paper product. MR. WHIPPLE'D!!

> Put ketchup on it.

Author:  StrongRad [ Fri Dec 16, 2005 9:16 pm ]
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That's your answer for everything, isn't it?

Try putting hot sauce on it.

Command: get on plane

Author:  Hi Guys [ Fri Dec 16, 2005 9:18 pm ]
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JET LAG'D!

Break it down.

Author:  Didymus [ Fri Dec 16, 2005 9:21 pm ]
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You try, but that castle is pretty solidly put together. You'd probably need to be like really huge, with a big beefy arm growing out your neck, or maybe have some burnination powers or something.

Type: Use Three o' Dems to bribe knight.

Author:  Hi Guys [ Sun Dec 18, 2005 6:11 pm ]
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Dude, you're gonna need at least 20.

Go deliver Christmas presents with Gandalf and Didymus.

Author:  DukeNuke [ Sun Dec 18, 2005 6:15 pm ]
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They're not fooled by your santa hat. They throw you out the way you came in. (after accepting the presents)

Watch some supid looping flash for 6-8 hours.

Author:  Clan rHrN [ Sun Dec 18, 2005 7:23 pm ]
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DukeNuke's avy already fits the description.

>Tell Jonn E. to stop using his sarcasm on Clan

Author:  DukeNuke [ Mon Dec 19, 2005 10:22 am ]
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Done. He stops the sarcasm and says straight and clear how little you make sense and how much he hates you.

>Give sage advice

Author:  Mr.KISS [ Mon Dec 19, 2005 10:24 am ]
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You talk to a bottle of spice for an hour, it just stares.

>Assasinate the Duke of Lumbridge

Author:  Hi Guys [ Mon Dec 19, 2005 12:33 pm ]
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He just runs away screaming, "Help,Help". You decide to go to Varrock instead.

Play D&D with Led Zeppelin.

Author:  StrongRad [ Mon Dec 19, 2005 2:30 pm ]
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It's not a bad game, until a recently resurrected John Bonham decides he has better things to do and chucks a 12 sided die upside your head. Had you been using a normal 12 sided die, you woulda been ok, but you had to try to impress them by getting one the size of a softball.
YOU KNOCKED OUT.
They raid your fridge.

Command: Blame Shemp

Author:  Beyond the Grave [ Tue Dec 20, 2005 8:15 pm ]
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You do, he gets mad.


Command: Febreeze AgentSeethroo's house

Author:  StrongRad [ Tue Dec 20, 2005 8:42 pm ]
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You Febreeze EVERYTHING in his house.. Even the Skeletor.
Seethroo's house has the power... It locks you inside. You can't escape. You dead. Jos-Dash has to find a new house.

Command: Pour liquid helium on radio

Author:  Clan rHrN [ Tue Dec 20, 2005 9:39 pm ]
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+Infinity Strength Dreadlocks Pwnz you when I put 'em on...
I HAVE 'EM ON! Now to find the Chaos Emeralds for Stu and Cleverdan!

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