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PostPosted: Wed Dec 21, 2005 6:37 am 
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Command: Knock some sense into Clan rHrN.

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You spend the rest of the year with the Baseball Bat +3 of Sense-Knocking-Into. It doesn't do any good. Maybe you should try a Big Freaking Hammer +4 of Sense-Knocking-Into.

Type: Make faces behind knight's back.

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You do. The knight turns around and slashes you into comas.

Command: Get Omega to get Ice Claw +12!

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He claws you with it.


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That's what you get for wearing a Blue Dress instead of a Red One. (QC = Way Four More Hotter than Ramrod).

Type: Go to jail. Go directly to jail. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200gp.

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You're in jail.

Command: Bust Omega and Didymus out of jail.

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They say "Thanks!" and goes to kill the ones who put them in jail.

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You do, but Knuckles gives you Swedish words you can't understand.

Command: Get Tails and Omega to get along.

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Reply: I'm gonna get something to get along with something in a minute!

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We have to fight for our right to party.

But, Knuckles trashes your party.

Command: Help Clan make a fanfic with Tails and Omega being friends and working together to eliminate Eggman.

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Done. You host it and wait. After eight months with less than five viewers you realise nobody likes your fanfic.

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Ye now haveth ye Cold One. Better use it quick before it becometh ye Warm One and disappeareth.

Type: Throw Baby at Kerrek.

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He catches it. Then burninates you and yells "QUIT TRYING TO DITCH THE DANG BABY ALLREADY!!"

> Turn off all anti-virus programs and firewalls, and then connect to one million random websites.


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Reply: No go. Edgar's garage anti-virus is one tough SOB.

Type: Light the candle, put the lock upon the door, you have sent the maid home early like a thousand times beforrrrrrrrrrrre, like a castle in its corner in a midevil game, I forsee terrible trouble and I stay here just to saaaaaaaayyyyy..I'm a fool to do your dirty work! Oh yeah! I'm don't wanna do your dirty work, oh no! I'm a fool to do your dirty work, oh yeah!

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You choke on your words

Take me offa list

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We would, but it's impossible to offa.

Take down the Christmas tree.

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You try. But the Christmas tree is a proffesional wrestler. And he takes you down...

Steal Coach Z's hat.

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It smells so bad you faint.

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You start with the Capitol Building. It takes about an hour. Then the White House (Ol' W's not too happy about that; he thinks it's Iraqi terrorists at work). But the Internets get clogged up when you try to get the whole Smithsonian Institute at one time, and your PC crashes. Too bad, too! You still needed the Washington Monument, the Lincoln Memorial, and the National Cathedral to complete your collection.

Type: Eat Spinach.

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You choke on it and die. You come back as a ghost. You try to eat it again, but choke and die again. Being a ghost-ghost, you spend most of your time scaring the death out of ordinary ghosts, tough you need to watch out for the ghost-ghost-ghosts, and the ghost-ghostbusters.

>Go to bed allready!


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You know that big, soft object in the next room? It promotes regeneration and healing if you lie upon it at night.

Type: Throw popcorn at the Cheesehead and the robots.

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The popcorn sticks to the cheesehead.. Mmmm... Cheesy popcorn... The robots eat it and get "corn clog in port 4".. They explode, for some reason.

Command: Lay charges around shoebox

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You bring the shoebox to life. Unfortunately, shoeboxes aren't really that interesting. They just kind of sit around and mumble about Birkenstocks all the time.

Fix my glasses.

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Who do I look like Ben Franklin? Get some one else.


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Whops. My legs broke. And I'm all jibberlishishy.

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You command, but it gets twisted into a hilarious reply that you weren't expecting.

Have a cookie.

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It has coconut on it... You're allergic to coconut.. You have trouble breathing. You die. That sucked.. Someone gave you something that they thought would be a treat, and it killed you.

Command: put cargo boosters on christmas tree

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The tree is now an autotree. You don't know what that is. Your brain explodes. You dead.

Lasagna.

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a large, orange cat appears out of nowhere and shoots towards it. He is HUGE! He crushes you, then kicks you off the table.

Command: Use magic sauce on pizza

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The pizza turns into that talking shroom guy from the Mellow Mushroom web site. FAR OUT MAN'D!!

Type: Super Gekigangar Grape Nuts Robot ACTIVATE!

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