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| Author: | IantheGecko [ Wed Dec 21, 2005 6:37 am ] |
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Command: Knock some sense into Clan rHrN. |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Wed Dec 21, 2005 9:05 pm ] |
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You spend the rest of the year with the Baseball Bat +3 of Sense-Knocking-Into. It doesn't do any good. Maybe you should try a Big Freaking Hammer +4 of Sense-Knocking-Into. Type: Make faces behind knight's back. |
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| Author: | Clan rHrN [ Wed Dec 21, 2005 9:34 pm ] |
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You do. The knight turns around and slashes you into comas. Command: Get Omega to get Ice Claw +12! |
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| Author: | Beyond the Grave [ Wed Dec 21, 2005 9:55 pm ] |
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He claws you with it. Command: Get screwed out of a Forum Award. |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Wed Dec 21, 2005 10:16 pm ] |
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That's what you get for wearing a Blue Dress instead of a Red One. (QC = Way Four More Hotter than Ramrod). Type: Go to jail. Go directly to jail. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200gp. |
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| Author: | Clan rHrN [ Wed Dec 21, 2005 10:18 pm ] |
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You're in jail. Command: Bust Omega and Didymus out of jail. |
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| Author: | DukeNuke [ Thu Dec 22, 2005 9:27 pm ] |
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They say "Thanks!" and goes to kill the ones who put them in jail. >Skip Swedish class. |
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| Author: | Clan rHrN [ Thu Dec 22, 2005 10:09 pm ] |
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You do, but Knuckles gives you Swedish words you can't understand. Command: Get Tails and Omega to get along. |
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| Author: | ExtremeMayhem [ Fri Dec 23, 2005 2:08 am ] |
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Reply: I'm gonna get something to get along with something in a minute! Type: You gotta fight! For your right! |
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| Author: | Clan rHrN [ Fri Dec 23, 2005 2:23 pm ] |
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We have to fight for our right to party. But, Knuckles trashes your party. Command: Help Clan make a fanfic with Tails and Omega being friends and working together to eliminate Eggman. |
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| Author: | DukeNuke [ Fri Dec 23, 2005 7:04 pm ] |
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Done. You host it and wait. After eight months with less than five viewers you realise nobody likes your fanfic. >Get ye Cold One |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Fri Dec 23, 2005 7:41 pm ] |
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Ye now haveth ye Cold One. Better use it quick before it becometh ye Warm One and disappeareth. Type: Throw Baby at Kerrek. |
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| Author: | DukeNuke [ Fri Dec 23, 2005 8:51 pm ] |
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He catches it. Then burninates you and yells "QUIT TRYING TO DITCH THE DANG BABY ALLREADY!!" > Turn off all anti-virus programs and firewalls, and then connect to one million random websites. |
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| Author: | ExtremeMayhem [ Mon Dec 26, 2005 2:59 am ] |
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Reply: No go. Edgar's garage anti-virus is one tough SOB. Type: Light the candle, put the lock upon the door, you have sent the maid home early like a thousand times beforrrrrrrrrrrre, like a castle in its corner in a midevil game, I forsee terrible trouble and I stay here just to saaaaaaaayyyyy..I'm a fool to do your dirty work! Oh yeah! I'm don't wanna do your dirty work, oh no! I'm a fool to do your dirty work, oh yeah! |
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| Author: | Jare [ Mon Dec 26, 2005 5:58 pm ] |
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You choke on your words Take me offa list |
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| Author: | Hi Guys [ Mon Dec 26, 2005 8:28 pm ] |
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We would, but it's impossible to offa. Take down the Christmas tree. |
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| Author: | Joker [ Mon Dec 26, 2005 9:00 pm ] |
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You try. But the Christmas tree is a proffesional wrestler. And he takes you down... Steal Coach Z's hat. |
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| Author: | DukeNuke [ Mon Dec 26, 2005 10:05 pm ] |
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It smells so bad you faint. >Download DC++ |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Wed Dec 28, 2005 10:31 pm ] |
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You start with the Capitol Building. It takes about an hour. Then the White House (Ol' W's not too happy about that; he thinks it's Iraqi terrorists at work). But the Internets get clogged up when you try to get the whole Smithsonian Institute at one time, and your PC crashes. Too bad, too! You still needed the Washington Monument, the Lincoln Memorial, and the National Cathedral to complete your collection. Type: Eat Spinach. |
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| Author: | DukeNuke [ Wed Dec 28, 2005 11:11 pm ] |
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You choke on it and die. You come back as a ghost. You try to eat it again, but choke and die again. Being a ghost-ghost, you spend most of your time scaring the death out of ordinary ghosts, tough you need to watch out for the ghost-ghost-ghosts, and the ghost-ghostbusters. >Go to bed allready! |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Wed Dec 28, 2005 11:36 pm ] |
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You know that big, soft object in the next room? It promotes regeneration and healing if you lie upon it at night. Type: Throw popcorn at the Cheesehead and the robots. |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Thu Dec 29, 2005 12:03 am ] |
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The popcorn sticks to the cheesehead.. Mmmm... Cheesy popcorn... The robots eat it and get "corn clog in port 4".. They explode, for some reason. Command: Lay charges around shoebox |
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| Author: | Hi Guys [ Thu Dec 29, 2005 12:25 am ] |
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You bring the shoebox to life. Unfortunately, shoeboxes aren't really that interesting. They just kind of sit around and mumble about Birkenstocks all the time. Fix my glasses. |
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| Author: | Beyond the Grave [ Thu Dec 29, 2005 12:47 am ] |
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Who do I look like Ben Franklin? Get some one else. Command: Do a Russian Cossak Dance while singing Moksau by Dschingis Khan. |
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| Author: | DukeNuke [ Thu Dec 29, 2005 11:28 am ] |
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Whops. My legs broke. And I'm all jibberlishishy. Command: Command! |
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| Author: | Hi Guys [ Thu Dec 29, 2005 5:14 pm ] |
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You command, but it gets twisted into a hilarious reply that you weren't expecting. Have a cookie. |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Thu Dec 29, 2005 7:54 pm ] |
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It has coconut on it... You're allergic to coconut.. You have trouble breathing. You die. That sucked.. Someone gave you something that they thought would be a treat, and it killed you. Command: put cargo boosters on christmas tree |
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| Author: | ??? [ Thu Dec 29, 2005 9:47 pm ] |
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The tree is now an autotree. You don't know what that is. Your brain explodes. You dead. Lasagna. |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Thu Dec 29, 2005 10:38 pm ] |
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a large, orange cat appears out of nowhere and shoots towards it. He is HUGE! He crushes you, then kicks you off the table. Command: Use magic sauce on pizza |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Fri Dec 30, 2005 6:47 am ] |
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The pizza turns into that talking shroom guy from the Mellow Mushroom web site. FAR OUT MAN'D!! Type: Super Gekigangar Grape Nuts Robot ACTIVATE! |
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