It's not too big.
Command: Destroy the headquarters of the Ninja Squirrels.
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| Author: | Clan rHrN [ Mon Jan 02, 2006 7:07 pm ] |
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Crucio Kerrek. Kerrek looks at Clan's sig to find lots of pwnzage, thus killing the Kerrek. Command: Say something positive about Clan's sig. |
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| Author: | Obomaru [ Mon Jan 02, 2006 7:12 pm ] |
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It's not too big.
Command: Destroy the headquarters of the Ninja Squirrels. |
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| Author: | Beyond the Grave [ Mon Jan 02, 2006 7:36 pm ] |
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You try but the squirrels get your nuts. Command: Here's Your Sign |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Mon Jan 02, 2006 7:40 pm ] |
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The sign is octogonal, red, and says "Stop." The policeman behind you is rather curious as to where you might have gotten it, too. And he happens to be with the LAPD, too! RODNEY KING'D!! Type: Can't we all just get along? |
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| Author: | Ninti [ Mon Jan 02, 2006 7:42 pm ] |
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Can't we all just get along? Type:Fhwgadsenjghfdkhjjvvv |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Mon Jan 02, 2006 7:48 pm ] |
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You get attacked by a Giant Yellow Pixelated Freaking Duck. That'll learn ya! Type: Give turducken to Jhonka. |
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| Author: | DarkSideOfTheSchwartz [ Mon Jan 02, 2006 8:07 pm ] |
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the turducken explodes and kills you Command:rent happiness |
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| Author: | Parlod [ Mon Jan 02, 2006 8:10 pm ] |
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You rent it for one hour. After your one hour, you will be very depressed and commit suicide. Command: Watch TV. |
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| Author: | Clan rHrN [ Mon Jan 02, 2006 8:12 pm ] |
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You watch Lizzie Mc Guire. Oh crap. It's the credits. It was a cool episode,too. 
Command: Make a ytmnd with Hilary Duff and The Spanish Inquisition for Clan. (No Nazi crap or false ytmnds) |
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| Author: | Parlod [ Mon Jan 02, 2006 8:15 pm ] |
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It accidentally (more likely purposefully) gets deleted. Command: Throw Hilary Duff into a hundred foot deep pit with rattlesnakes on the bottom, with no chance whatsoever of survival. |
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| Author: | DarkSideOfTheSchwartz [ Mon Jan 02, 2006 8:16 pm ] |
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YOUR BRAN A SPLODE??? buy a 
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| Author: | Clan rHrN [ Mon Jan 02, 2006 8:16 pm ] |
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Too bad the Cheat doesn't want that. Command: Fall in the pit of rattlesnakes YOURSELF! |
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| Author: | DarkSideOfTheSchwartz [ Mon Jan 02, 2006 8:18 pm ] |
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I fail to fall command: ARGGGLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBL |
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| Author: | Clan rHrN [ Mon Jan 02, 2006 8:21 pm ] |
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ARGGRGLLLLBLARRGGLL Command: Make Jonn-E do Round 2 of his SBEmail game |
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| Author: | DarkSideOfTheSchwartz [ Mon Jan 02, 2006 8:27 pm ] |
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too bad your RASIN A SPLODE Play the matrix, Path of Neo |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Tue Jan 03, 2006 12:59 am ] |
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Since you're already in a video game, it becomes real. Agent Smith sends you on a quest to destroy the One Ring along with Kyle Katarn, Laura Croft, and Duke Nukem. Unfortunately, King Koopa burninates you to get the Ring, which he promptly gives to the Dark Jedi Jarek, who uses it to increase the power to the Giant Kitchen Chicken from 20X6. Agent Smith is not pleased with you, Mr. Dashing...uh...son! Type: Grrr, Arrrgh! |
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| Author: | DarkSideOfTheSchwartz [ Tue Jan 03, 2006 1:02 am ] |
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is that the best you got? Meet Neo |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Tue Jan 03, 2006 1:19 am ] |
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You meet him in his early days, when he travelled around in a time traveling telephone booth with So-Crates and Mr. The Kid. Type: Pour Soup of Hotness +2 on Homestar's eyes. |
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| Author: | DarkSideOfTheSchwartz [ Tue Jan 03, 2006 1:21 am ] |
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 : ow hot soup is on m eyes.
The Matrix has you |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Tue Jan 03, 2006 1:28 am ] |
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No it doesn't. The Matrix requires at least a T1 connection, and all you have is a measily Dial-Up. And that so-called "Accelleration Software" totally sucks. The blonde in the red dress looks like just a big pile of pixels. Type: Poomp Odie. |
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| Author: | DarkSideOfTheSchwartz [ Tue Jan 03, 2006 1:35 am ] |
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??? My HEAD A SPLODE become the 2 |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Tue Jan 03, 2006 1:37 am ] |
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You divide in half like an amoeba. Hey! Cut that out! This is a family game! No asexual reproduction allowed! Type: Hunt for Hot Canadienne Assassin Pirate Ninjas. |
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| Author: | DarkSideOfTheSchwartz [ Tue Jan 03, 2006 1:40 am ] |
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when they find you they will kill you Watch the decline of videogameing on Flashplayer.com |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Tue Jan 03, 2006 10:41 pm ] |
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You can't. Your puter only has a 1 internet connection. That's not 1k, but 1. By the time the download completes, it's already the next century and you're long dead. But it's just as well. Your compy only had 1 bit color, and it doesn't look as good in monocrome. Type: Feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats |
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| Author: | DarkSideOfTheSchwartz [ Tue Jan 03, 2006 10:44 pm ] |
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the killer rabbit mauls you use holy hand granade on killer rabbit |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Tue Jan 03, 2006 10:46 pm ] |
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You accidentally count to Five, which is right out! And now so are you. Right out, that is. YOUR WHOLE SELF A SPLODE!! Type: Order Hardee's Thick Burger. |
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| Author: | Alberto [ Wed Jan 04, 2006 12:51 am ] |
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Aahg, My arteries! Watch Stanford and son. |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Wed Jan 04, 2006 9:11 pm ] |
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OH NO! This is the Big One! Elizabeth, I'm Coming To Join You Honey! I'll Be The One with the Burnination Marks On My Pants! BIG DUMMY'D!! Type: I thought I'd take Thelma Lou over to Mount Pilot for a Pitcher Show! (and yes, it's pronounced "pitcher," not "picture"). |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Wed Jan 04, 2006 9:14 pm ] |
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A bad guy pops up and tries to steal your car. You pull your gun on him, but he knows you left your bullet in your uniform.. (and that's not supposed to be bullets) Command: Throw hot oil in Paula Dean's face |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Wed Jan 04, 2006 9:18 pm ] |
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She eats it all and spends the next hour talking about how delicious it was. Type: Give Jhonka Cilantro of Yumminess. |
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