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| Author: | The Japanese Geek [ Sat Sep 24, 2005 11:24 pm ] |
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Naked ned is offended by your request and shoots you with a chicken gun. Revive a deleted thread |
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| Author: | IantheGecko [ Sat Sep 24, 2005 11:26 pm ] |
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Every deleted thread, from YGSUSF! to Those One Guys comes crawling back...quite literally. A massive army of zombie threads makes its way to the Forum. Have a peanut. |
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| Author: | DS_Kid [ Sun Sep 25, 2005 12:05 am ] |
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Apparently your doctor never told you that you're alergic to peanuts. You die. Take a swim. |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Sun Sep 25, 2005 12:07 am ] |
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You can't swim, remember? I guess not.. Oh well, it'll come back to you when your lungs fill with water. Command: Talk like a pirate to Naked Ned. |
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| Author: | The Japanese Geek [ Sun Sep 25, 2005 12:18 am ] |
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Yarr. That be a stupid thing to do. Google yourself |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Sun Sep 25, 2005 1:09 am ] |
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Hey now. This is a kid's game. Hillary Clinton beats you to death with your own shoes. Command: Eat pretzel |
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| Author: | Entropy [ Sun Sep 25, 2005 1:32 am ] |
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That was a magic pretzel, you are now bent like one. Command: Do the hokie pokie |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Sun Sep 25, 2005 1:43 am ] |
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Can I turn myself around yet? I can't do anything else til you tell me to turn around. Command: Tony Stewart?? |
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| Author: | DESTROY US ALL! [ Sun Sep 25, 2005 1:52 am ] |
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You confuse next poster. He goes insane and starts biting off chicken heads. What a geek. Command: See Corpse Bride |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Sun Sep 25, 2005 2:12 am ] |
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no, I'd rather save the money and buy a food or something. command: no, seriously, go see corpse bride. |
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| Author: | IantheGecko [ Sun Sep 25, 2005 2:28 am ] |
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You get tickets on Fandango, but their scanner thingy is broken. Get some popcorn. |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Sun Sep 25, 2005 2:31 am ] |
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mmmm... popcorn. That's one of StrongRad's weaknesses!!!! BLAST! Command: Get me the line on the Packers/Bucs game |
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| Author: | The Japanese Geek [ Sun Sep 25, 2005 3:10 am ] |
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Football has not been invented yet And never should have been. Duh. Make an Avvy StrongRad wrote: Hey now. This is a kid's game. Hillary Clinton beats you to death with your own shoes.
Command: Eat pretzel Hillary would not touch me. I am Al Gore's Aid's/Clinton's campaign manager's Nephew. huttah! |
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| Author: | Entropy [ Sun Sep 25, 2005 3:36 am ] |
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Who do you think I am, the B&A? Command:find perduchi |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Sun Sep 25, 2005 3:40 am ] |
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PERDUCCI!!!!! Command: Stick it to the man |
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| Author: | breadtangle o' pizza [ Sun Sep 25, 2005 3:46 am ] |
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The man does not like being stuck to. Especially with Scotch tape. throw baby |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Sun Sep 25, 2005 3:51 am ] |
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...and what good would that do? One time, I can take that, I'll call it an accident, but twice??!? I'm-a call child protective services on you, jerk! Command: Use Seethroo |
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| Author: | DukeNuke [ Sun Sep 25, 2005 8:10 am ] |
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You scared poor Gary to death! Nice job, moron! Command: Give baby to Trogdor |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Sun Sep 25, 2005 8:31 am ] |
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Trogdor falls in love with the baby. He decides to raise the child to be his very own son. Congratulations: now Trogdor is happy raising his own child. You = very win'd! Or is you? Twenty years later, Trogdor and the Baby stomp into town. Trogdor has taught him how to be a burninator, just like his old man. And now they're destroying everything. You = older, but still very burninated. Type: I wish bacon could fly. |
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| Author: | IantheGecko [ Sun Sep 25, 2005 8:56 pm ] |
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You starve to death since bacon is a staple food in your region of Peasantry, & the grass wasn't so good this season. Be the Pan you are. |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Sun Sep 25, 2005 9:13 pm ] |
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You turn into a cast-iron skilet. Unfortunately, the company that made you made the pre-seasoned coating way too thick, so whenever someone cooks with you, they get black stuff all over their food. Create Third Quarter Projection Analysis Spreadsheets. |
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| Author: | IantheGecko [ Sun Sep 25, 2005 10:15 pm ] |
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They get lost after you open the 3-gig file attachment. Overstuff the Linux mascot with cake. |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Sun Sep 25, 2005 10:22 pm ] |
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The Meat Clown would be pleased. You now have a 300 lb penguin on your hands who is dying of about 6 or 7 heart attacks at once. Only the awexome power of Jared The Subway Guy can possibly save him. Drink coffee. |
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| Author: | The Japanese Geek [ Sun Sep 25, 2005 10:25 pm ] |
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It's Decaff. Therefore, nothing happens. Get rid of Windows |
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| Author: | tennessee10 [ Sun Sep 25, 2005 11:55 pm ] |
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Didymus wrote: The Meat Clown would be pleased. You now have a 300 lb penguin on your hands who is dying of about 6 or 7 heart attacks at once. Only the awexome power of Jared The Subway Guy can possibly save him.
Drink coffee. I have never laughed so hard in front of the compy.Anyways:this game runs on windows.When I die, I take you with me.You dead. get married to paris hilton |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Mon Sep 26, 2005 12:02 am ] |
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You die of several horrible "social" diseases. Use Folding Chair of Thwacky +3 on next user. |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Mon Sep 26, 2005 12:21 am ] |
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OUCH!! Luckily, I used to be a pro wrestling fan, so, I know that, if the crowd starts cheering for me, and I start pumping my fist in the air that you're gonna get your butt kicked! Command: Undo! |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Mon Sep 26, 2005 12:30 am ] |
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| Author: | StrongRad [ Mon Sep 26, 2005 12:32 am ] |
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You Killed Zorak!! I hope you're happy!! Moltar is gonna have to clean that up now. Command: You shoulda killed Brak instead. Nobody likes him. |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Mon Sep 26, 2005 12:37 am ] |
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You blast Brak. Now Moltar has TWO messes to clean up. Way to go, jerk! Give knife to chicken. |
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