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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
PostPosted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 1:45 am 
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Goofus doesn't believe in space stations... Or toothpicks for that matter.

Gallant is the superior intellect.

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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
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goofus is the inferior stomach.

Gallant saves the universe.

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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
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Goofus doesn't give a $@&% for the universe.

Gallant is married and has two beautiful children.

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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
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Goofus is in court for rape charges.

Gallant declares goofus guilty.

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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
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Goofus stands up and throws a banana peel at Gallant in the middle of court.

Gallant sues Goofus for a reasonable amount, but not too much.

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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
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gallant was the one goofus tried to rape in the first place.

gallant doesn't go to prison.

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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
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Goofus was born in prison.

Gallant doesn't discriminate the likes of furries because some of them draw weird stuff.

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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
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ZoMG YIFFING PAEDOFILES


Gallant has his business, the furries have theirs.

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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
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goofus minds everyones business except his own

gallant does not stay up all night playing video games and eating cheese puffs

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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
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Goofus gets PAID to do that.

Gallant treats his dad's old comics with care.

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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
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Goofus treating something with care? You're kidding me, right?

Gallant knows there is a fine difference between anthromorphic art fans* and furry fursuiters.

*I happen to be one (you can tell by all my avatars) and it does bother me sometimes when people bash 'furries', because that is a very vague term.

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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
PostPosted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 3:01 pm 
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Goofus, to anthropomorphic art fans wrote:
ZoMG YIFFING PAEDOFILES


Gallant eats all of his dinner.

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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
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Goofus eats all his dinner, then throws it up on Gallant.

Gallant thinks that's more than a little gross.

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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
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goofus does gross things for a living

Gallant says excuse me when he burps

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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
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Goofus has been in a constant burp for the past 3 days, and probably isn't going to say excuse me when he finally finished burping.

Gallant makes sure to watch every Homestar Runner cartoon instead of just looking at the transcripts on the wiki.

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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
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Goofus doesnt even know what homestar runner is 0_0

Gallant study's for his tests

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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
PostPosted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 3:35 pm 
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goofus faled his spellin test cuuz he didnt study

Gallant uses proper grammar and spelling. Unlike HSA.

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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
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Goofus is High Skool Artist. Sorry about that...
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i tink spein an gramr is stewpid

Gallant uses rating systems to tell what moves/video games are appropriate for his children.

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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
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goofus is jack thompson.


Gallant doesn't try to molest the 2 year old next door.

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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
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Goofus raped his two-year-old daughter 17 times already.

Gallant is patient waiting for games to be released.

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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
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goofus is caught trying to break into GameSoft.

Gallant thinks, therefore he is.

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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
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Goofus never thinks, therefore he isn't.

Gallant looks up to famous scientists as role models.

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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
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goofus' role models include hitler, muselini, and fidel

gallant doesnt judge books by there cover

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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
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Goofus judges books by their existence.

Gallant makes it clear when he's only joking.

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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
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goofus never jokes.

gallant eats cheese

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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
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goofus makes crappy jokes.

When gallant trips and falls down the stairs, he follows the laws of physics.

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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
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goofus falls UP the stairs when he's going downstairs

Gallant would not be entertained by a slinkey on an escalader

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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
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Goofus does that for a living. And he LOVES it!!

Gallant puts everything noteworthy on his resume.

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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
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goofus puts gay porn on his resume. oh, and he can't spell cat.



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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
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Goofus ○○╔╗╛⌂₧∕☼♂♀♂ loves ○○╔╗╛⌂₧∕☼♂♀♂ to the extent of his ○○╔╗╛⌂₧∕☼♂♀♂ heart!

Gallant respects his parents.

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