Goofus and Gallant

SnowyFox · **Posted:** Thu Jul 10, 2008 10:30 pm

Goofus respected Gallant's parents last night in bed.

Gallant never tries to eat the wax fruit.

16_BIT_MARIO1 · **Posted:** Thu Jul 10, 2008 10:31 pm

Goofus: *munchmunch* Wait... wax?

Gallant doesn't overeat.

High Skool Artist · **Joined:** Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:54 am **Posts:** 259

goofus eats all macdonalds all the time

Gallant give people proper directions when they ask

16_BIT_MARIO1 · **Posted:** Thu Jul 10, 2008 10:53 pm

Goofus' directions are always how to drive off the pier into the ocean.

Gallant doesn't prank call anyone.

High Skool Artist · **Joined:** Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:54 am **Posts:** 259

goofus calls random bars asking for an al kaholik

gallant never assumes he's right

16_BIT_MARIO1 · **Posted:** Thu Jul 10, 2008 10:56 pm

Goofus never IS right.

Gallant has the master plan.

High Skool Artist · **Joined:** Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:54 am **Posts:** 259

goofus likes simple plan

Gallant obeys all the rules of the road when driving

16_BIT_MARIO1 · **Posted:** Thu Jul 10, 2008 11:00 pm

Goofus has 17 cases of vehicular homicide on his criminal record.

Gallant knows when people want to be left alone.

High Skool Artist · **Joined:** Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:54 am **Posts:** 259

Goofus is on everyones back about everything

Gallant does not tell people to $^#& off when they annoy him he pollitely asks them to leave him alone

16_BIT_MARIO1 · **Posted:** Thu Jul 10, 2008 11:05 pm

Goofus does that even if he wants company. He's got a reputation to keep up!

Gallant doesn't use internet slang outside of the internet.

High Skool Artist · **Joined:** Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:54 am **Posts:** 259

Goofus's primary language is 13375|D|=/-\K

Gallant doesnt mind it when people misspell and have bad grammar

16_BIT_MARIO1 · **Posted:** Thu Jul 10, 2008 11:16 pm

I am Goofus.

Gallant hangs up the phone when he's done with it.

High Skool Artist · **Joined:** Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:54 am **Posts:** 259

goofus is always on the phone and his phone bill is higher than the gas price

gallant does not overdose on medication

poopskin · **Posted:** Fri Jul 11, 2008 3:44 am

goofus wrote:

wha..? where am i..? oh, <rule 6> it. WE'RE GOING TO ATLANTIC CITY!

Gallant doesn't tie damsels in distress to train tracks.

High Skool Artist · **Joined:** Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:54 am **Posts:** 259

goofus has been know to do that on every other tuesday

Gallant doesnt annoy cleaning bots by making messes

poopskin · **Posted:** Fri Jul 11, 2008 4:38 am

goofus just dumped nuclear waste and SuperCrap‼™ all over the carpet.

gallant is nice to waiters and bus drivers, as they have to deal with arseholes on a daily basis.

16_BIT_MARIO1 · **Posted:** Fri Jul 11, 2008 12:28 pm

Goofus IS the only arsehole they have to deal with.

Gallant takes people for their word.

SnowyFox · **Posted:** Fri Jul 11, 2008 7:07 pm

Goofus tells the truth just so he has an excuse to tell EVERYONE they're liars for the heck of it.

Gallant never breaks character.
Goofus is a good boy.

Gallant always says "no" to the stuff under the sink.

poopskin · **Posted:** Fri Jul 11, 2008 7:24 pm

Goofus finds the BEST drinks down there!

Gallant listens to Mr. Yuk

16_BIT_MARIO1 · **Posted:** Fri Jul 11, 2008 10:55 pm

Goofus listens to Mr. Ryuk.

Gallant is patient waiting for the new Media forum.

gino · **Joined:** Mon Oct 08, 2007 1:40 pm **Posts:** 802

16_BIT_MARIO1 wrote:

I am Goofus.

Gallant is a best selling author.

High Skool Artist · **Joined:** Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:54 am **Posts:** 259

Goofus is about as good at selling as a piece of crap is as good as cusine

Gallant is not obsesed with anything

NeoKnight · **Posted:** Sat Jul 12, 2008 4:07 am

Goofus is addicted to everything, but is able to function do to a lot of addictions canceling each other out.

Gallant loves getting his old man a cold one.

High Skool Artist · **Joined:** Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:54 am **Posts:** 259

goofus loves taking a cold one from his old man

gallant doesnt illegally download stuff

just a username · **Posted:** Sat Jul 12, 2008 7:17 am

Goofus not only downloads illegally, but he does it in front of the artist's/director's/author's face.

Gallant provides great leadership in an MMORPG.

poopskin · **Posted:** Sat Jul 12, 2008 5:20 pm

Goofus cusses out the other players with threats about his "ZoMGG UBER 1337 CLAN YO".

Gallant doesn't bother with the incoherent morons on runescape.

16_BIT_MARIO1 · **Posted:** Sat Jul 12, 2008 5:59 pm

Goofus hired all of the incoherent morons to be what they are.

Gallant doesn't make horrible YouTube Poops.

DumDeDum · **Posted:** Sat Jul 12, 2008 6:04 pm

Goofus once filmed ten minutes of an unflushed toilet for YouTube, and wrote the URL on an exam paper. Yes, a literal "YouTube Poop".

Gallant tries and tries until he succeeds, even if whatever he's doing is difficult or painful.

TheHumanScreenshot · **Posted:** Sat Jul 12, 2008 6:47 pm

Goofus quits six seconds before he is asked to do something.

Gallant does not hate MS Paint.

High Skool Artist · **Joined:** Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:54 am **Posts:** 259

Goofus not only hates microsoft paint, but he also hates anything made by Microsoft and Apple corperation

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