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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
PostPosted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 10:30 pm 
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Goofus respected Gallant's parents last night in bed.

Gallant never tries to eat the wax fruit.

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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
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Goofus: *munchmunch* Wait... wax?

Gallant doesn't overeat.

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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
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goofus eats all macdonalds all the time

Gallant give people proper directions when they ask

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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
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Goofus' directions are always how to drive off the pier into the ocean.

Gallant doesn't prank call anyone.

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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
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goofus calls random bars asking for an al kaholik

gallant never assumes he's right

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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
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Goofus never IS right.

Gallant has the master plan.

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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
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goofus likes simple plan

Gallant obeys all the rules of the road when driving

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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
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Goofus has 17 cases of vehicular homicide on his criminal record.

Gallant knows when people want to be left alone.

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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
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Goofus is on everyones back about everything

Gallant does not tell people to $^#& off when they annoy him he pollitely asks them to leave him alone

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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
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Goofus does that even if he wants company. He's got a reputation to keep up!

Gallant doesn't use internet slang outside of the internet.

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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
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Goofus's primary language is 13375|D|=/-\K

Gallant doesnt mind it when people misspell and have bad grammar

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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
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I am Goofus.

Gallant hangs up the phone when he's done with it.

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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
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goofus is always on the phone and his phone bill is higher than the gas price

gallant does not overdose on medication

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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
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Location: They're eating her! And then they're going to eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!
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wha..? where am i..? oh, <rule 6> it. WE'RE GOING TO ATLANTIC CITY!



Gallant doesn't tie damsels in distress to train tracks.

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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
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goofus has been know to do that on every other tuesday

Gallant doesnt annoy cleaning bots by making messes

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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
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Location: They're eating her! And then they're going to eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!
goofus just dumped nuclear waste and SuperCrap‼™ all over the carpet.


gallant is nice to waiters and bus drivers, as they have to deal with arseholes on a daily basis.

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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
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Goofus IS the only arsehole they have to deal with.

Gallant takes people for their word.

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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
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Goofus tells the truth just so he has an excuse to tell EVERYONE they're liars for the heck of it.

Gallant never breaks character.
Goofus is a good boy.

Gallant always says "no" to the stuff under the sink.

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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
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Location: They're eating her! And then they're going to eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!
Goofus finds the BEST drinks down there!


Gallant listens to Mr. Yuk

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Goofus listens to Mr. Ryuk.

Gallant is patient waiting for the new Media forum.

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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
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I am Goofus.


Gallant is a best selling author.

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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
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Goofus is about as good at selling as a piece of crap is as good as cusine

Gallant is not obsesed with anything

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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
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Goofus is addicted to everything, but is able to function do to a lot of addictions canceling each other out.

Gallant loves getting his old man a cold one.

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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
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goofus loves taking a cold one from his old man

gallant doesnt illegally download stuff

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Goofus not only downloads illegally, but he does it in front of the artist's/director's/author's face.

Gallant provides great leadership in an MMORPG.

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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
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Location: They're eating her! And then they're going to eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!
Goofus cusses out the other players with threats about his "ZoMGG UBER 1337 CLAN YO".

Gallant doesn't bother with the incoherent morons on runescape.

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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
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Goofus hired all of the incoherent morons to be what they are.

Gallant doesn't make horrible YouTube Poops.

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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
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Goofus once filmed ten minutes of an unflushed toilet for YouTube, and wrote the URL on an exam paper. Yes, a literal "YouTube Poop".

Gallant tries and tries until he succeeds, even if whatever he's doing is difficult or painful.

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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
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Goofus quits six seconds before he is asked to do something.

Gallant does not hate MS Paint.

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 Post subject: Re: Goofus and Gallant
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Goofus not only hates microsoft paint, but he also hates anything made by Microsoft and Apple corperation

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