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Goofus dials 911 when he wants a taco.

Gallant shows his feelings and cries when he feels like it.


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Goofus just weeps uncontrollably for no reason

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Goofus double posts. And triple posts. And quadruple posts. And accuses everyone of "ignoring [him]."

Gallant always eats a good breakfast and brings two sharpened #2 pencils along with a photo ID on standardized testing days.

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Goofus sets fire to the school building on SAT days.
Gallant hugs the cheat.

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Goofus pwns the Cheat in teh pants!!1!!!!11 ROFLCOPTERSLOLOLOLMAO!!!!!!!111!1!!!

Gallant lets his friend use his extremely expensive new digital camera next to a river...with crocodiles...camera-eating crocodiles...

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Goofus throws said camera in.

Gallant enjoys visiting museums.

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Goofus takes the clothes from the wax figures and runs around the museum, whacking people with fragile antique swords.

Gallant helps his grandfather take his insulin.

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Goofus switches his grandfather's insulin with a mixture of chocolate sauce and blood of the wrong blood-type...and then he stabs his gampa in the eye with the needle.

Gallant shares his corn & taters with his friends while telling a rousing tale of the time he wrestled with a mountain lion.

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Goofus takes all the corn & taters and than gets attacked by 3 mountain lions.

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Goofus is less than nothing.

Galiant works towards the good of mankind.

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Goofus works toward the extinction of mankind.

Gallant writes thank-you notes for his presents.

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Goofus returns his presents with a note saying "No thanks, but I hate you."

Gallant studies everyday.


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Goofus plays stolen PS3 games instead.


Gallant would throw his coat over a puddle for a lady.


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Gallant throws his coat over a hole in the ground and lets the lady fall through, a-la Hard Day's Night.

Gallant likes to DISCO


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Goofus doesn't jump around at shows.

Gallant calls an older man Sir.


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Goofus calls old men bums and kicks them to the ground.

Gallant plays family board games every saturday.


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Goofus plays Shotgalss Checkers every morning.


gallant obeys the food triangle.


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Goofus ate the food triangle.

Gallant is nice.

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Goofus smacks people upside the head.

Gallant wears clean underwear.

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Goofus has more skid marks than a NASCAR track.

Gallant always ties his shoes in a double knot.

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Goofus ties his man-eating, electric, laser shoe laces around people's necks.

Gallant has teh skillz0rz.

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Goofus trolls, spams, flames, and otherwise just gets on people's nerves.

Gallant is a smooth talker.

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goofus shoots first, asks questions never.


gallant eats reasonable quantities of chocolate.


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Goofus had a caramel filled chocolate replica of The Statue of Liberty for dinner last night.

Gallant enjoys WoW: The Burning Crusade without calling every single Draenei shaman he sees a n00b.

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Goofus constantly does the "LEEEEROOOOOY JEEEEEENKIIIIIINS!!"

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Goofus says his prayers to the Dark Lord Satan every night after sacrificing a toddler.

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Goofus writes pr0n fanfiction.

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Goofus eats his siblings.

Gallant uses smileys often to express his point.


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Goofus :sad: uses :) waaaa :mrgreen: aaaaay too much. :senor:

Gallent studies hard.

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