Goofus
uses 
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aaaaay too much. 
Gallent studies hard.
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| Author: | The Joe [ Fri Feb 02, 2007 10:35 pm ] |
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Goofus dials 911 when he wants a taco. Gallant shows his feelings and cries when he feels like it. |
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| Author: | buhubs [ Fri Feb 02, 2007 10:37 pm ] |
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Goofus just weeps uncontrollably for no reason Gallant doesn't simulpost. |
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| Author: | The Zephyr Song [ Fri Feb 02, 2007 11:05 pm ] |
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Goofus double posts. And triple posts. And quadruple posts. And accuses everyone of "ignoring [him]." Gallant always eats a good breakfast and brings two sharpened #2 pencils along with a photo ID on standardized testing days. |
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| Author: | netzen [ Sat Feb 03, 2007 3:16 am ] |
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Goofus sets fire to the school building on SAT days. Gallant hugs the cheat. |
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| Author: | FollowingTheLamb [ Sat Feb 03, 2007 3:34 am ] |
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Goofus pwns the Cheat in teh pants!!1!!!!11 ROFLCOPTERSLOLOLOLMAO!!!!!!!111!1!!! Gallant lets his friend use his extremely expensive new digital camera next to a river...with crocodiles...camera-eating crocodiles... |
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| Author: | Shippinator Mandy [ Sat Feb 03, 2007 6:15 am ] |
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Goofus throws said camera in. Gallant enjoys visiting museums. |
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| Author: | Revenge of the Burninated [ Sat Feb 03, 2007 1:58 pm ] |
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Goofus takes the clothes from the wax figures and runs around the museum, whacking people with fragile antique swords. Gallant helps his grandfather take his insulin. |
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| Author: | FollowingTheLamb [ Sun Feb 04, 2007 12:08 am ] |
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Goofus switches his grandfather's insulin with a mixture of chocolate sauce and blood of the wrong blood-type...and then he stabs his gampa in the eye with the needle. Gallant shares his corn & taters with his friends while telling a rousing tale of the time he wrestled with a mountain lion. |
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| Author: | just a username [ Sun Feb 04, 2007 12:38 am ] |
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Goofus takes all the corn & taters and than gets attacked by 3 mountain lions. |
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| Author: | Neo [ Sun Feb 04, 2007 12:46 am ] |
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Goofus is less than nothing. Galiant works towards the good of mankind. |
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| Author: | Marshmallow Roast [ Sun Feb 04, 2007 2:43 am ] |
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Goofus works toward the extinction of mankind. Gallant writes thank-you notes for his presents. |
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| Author: | The Joe [ Sun Feb 04, 2007 3:12 am ] |
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Goofus returns his presents with a note saying "No thanks, but I hate you." Gallant studies everyday. |
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| Author: | ready for prime time [ Sun Feb 04, 2007 3:35 am ] |
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Goofus plays stolen PS3 games instead. Gallant would throw his coat over a puddle for a lady. |
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| Author: | The Joe [ Sun Feb 04, 2007 3:38 am ] |
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Gallant throws his coat over a hole in the ground and lets the lady fall through, a-la Hard Day's Night. Gallant likes to DISCO |
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| Author: | ready for prime time [ Sun Feb 04, 2007 3:43 am ] |
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Goofus doesn't jump around at shows. Gallant calls an older man Sir. |
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| Author: | The Joe [ Sun Feb 04, 2007 3:45 am ] |
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Goofus calls old men bums and kicks them to the ground. Gallant plays family board games every saturday. |
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| Author: | ready for prime time [ Sun Feb 04, 2007 3:49 am ] |
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Goofus plays Shotgalss Checkers every morning. gallant obeys the food triangle. |
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| Author: | DumDeDum [ Sun Feb 04, 2007 4:27 am ] |
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Goofus ate the food triangle. Gallant is nice. |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Sun Feb 04, 2007 5:36 am ] |
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Goofus smacks people upside the head. Gallant wears clean underwear. |
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| Author: | IantheGecko [ Sun Feb 04, 2007 5:41 am ] |
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Goofus has more skid marks than a NASCAR track. Gallant always ties his shoes in a double knot. |
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| Author: | FollowingTheLamb [ Sun Feb 04, 2007 5:47 am ] |
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Goofus ties his man-eating, electric, laser shoe laces around people's necks. Gallant has teh skillz0rz. |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Sun Feb 04, 2007 6:24 am ] |
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Goofus trolls, spams, flames, and otherwise just gets on people's nerves. Gallant is a smooth talker. |
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| Author: | ready for prime time [ Sun Feb 04, 2007 6:42 am ] |
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goofus shoots first, asks questions never. gallant eats reasonable quantities of chocolate. |
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| Author: | FollowingTheLamb [ Sun Feb 04, 2007 6:56 am ] |
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Goofus had a caramel filled chocolate replica of The Statue of Liberty for dinner last night. Gallant enjoys WoW: The Burning Crusade without calling every single Draenei shaman he sees a n00b. |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Sun Feb 04, 2007 8:45 am ] |
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Goofus constantly does the "LEEEEROOOOOY JEEEEEENKIIIIIINS!!" Gallant says his prayers every night. |
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| Author: | The Zephyr Song [ Sun Feb 04, 2007 3:39 pm ] |
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Goofus says his prayers to the Dark Lord Satan every night after sacrificing a toddler. Gallant plays sudoku. |
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| Author: | longo2guns [ Sun Feb 04, 2007 4:47 pm ] |
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goofus burns sudoku pages gallant writes a romance novel |
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| Author: | The Zephyr Song [ Sun Feb 04, 2007 4:58 pm ] |
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Goofus writes pr0n fanfiction. Gallant eats his vegetables. |
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| Author: | The Joe [ Sun Feb 04, 2007 7:10 pm ] |
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Goofus eats his siblings. Gallant uses smileys often to express his point. |
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| Author: | netzen [ Sun Feb 04, 2007 8:23 pm ] |
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Goofus uses waaaa aaaaay too much.
Gallent studies hard. |
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