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Goofus studies lard. He eats instead of studying.

Gallant enjoys playing croquet.


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Goofus plays poker.

Gallant always has Chap-Stick in case his lips hurt real bad.

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Goofus always has a rock so that he can make other's lips hurt real bad.

Gallant pays attention to the big game.


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Goofus just watches thw halftime show so he can spot any potential "wardrobe malfunctions."

Gallant enjoys sugarfree gum.

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Goofus is always on a sugar rush

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Goofus eats a bowl of puppies, because he cares for the animals in him.

Gallant participates on a Christian furry forum.

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Goofus is a 4chan raider.

Gallant goes to church on Sunday.

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Goofus sleeps in until 2 in the afternoon on Sunday.

Gallant has Vista.

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Goofus has a Mac.

Gallant gets A+s in every subject.

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Gallant gets straight Z-'s.

Goofus works out twice a day.

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Goofus throws away an empty bag of potato chips twice a day.

Gallant listens to chiptunes.

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Goofus smashes the NES.

Gallant gives the car a tune-up.

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Goofus gives the car a blood-soaking after running down tens of pedestrians.

Gallant doesn't even know what pr0n is. Nor does he ask.

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I'm a very literal person...


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Goofus runs a prostitution ring.

Gallant is respectful towards Goofus.

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Goofus seeks elaborate revenge against Gallant, requiring the utilization of three strands of dental floss, a miniature timpani tuned to B flat, a disembodied thumb, and a very territorial walrus.

Gallant is early to bed and early to rise, as well as being healthy, wealthy and wise.

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Goofus stays up all night, is sick all the time, and steals the wealth from Gallant

Gallant spends time with his family.


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Goofus has his family drawn and quartered.

Gallant likes to watch PBS.

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Goofus watch Playboy channel.

Gallant always eats a well balanced breakfast.


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Goofus eats McDonald's morning, noon, night, and in the fourth dimension.

Gallant does his chores.

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Goofus blackmails other children on the playgroudn into taking out the garbage for him.

Gallant likes to go sledding.

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Goofus likes to go drive-by shooting.

Gallant gets along with his siblings.

(we should totally submit these to Highlights, if you can do that XD)

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nobody has seen Goofus' siblings in the past 3 years

Gallant tips his hat to all the gentlemen on the street.

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Gallant tips a bucket of water on every gentleman on the street.

Goofus watches educational shows.

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Gallant watches poke'mon elite force every day?
Gallant, How could you!?

Goofus always is kind to his mom.
Goofus...are you sick?

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Buhubs screws up the order of things.
(EDIT: Actually, that was Kariia.)

Gallant ties his shoes and buttons his shirt.

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Goofus eats his shoes and sets his shirt on fire.

Gallant is polite and courteous to all people.

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Goofus kicks anybody out the window, whether they be babies or old ladies.

Gallant can touch his toes, 1 2 3.


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buhubs is only trying to make a joke because in reality Kariia screwed up the order and buhubs is catching the slip, I should try to be more curteous torwards this cool guy and reard myself as an idiot for the judgements I have so hastily proclaimed. Here buhubs have a dollar.

(Why hamrun, you've changed! Hooray!)
Goofus can only touch his knees.

Gallant always returns overdue library books.

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Goofus always burns libraries.

Gallant brushes his teeth.


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Goofus has no teeth. He punched them all out.

Gallant watches G-rated movies.

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