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Author:  The Joe [ Sun Feb 04, 2007 8:34 pm ]
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Goofus studies lard. He eats instead of studying.

Gallant enjoys playing croquet.

Author:  IantheGecko [ Sun Feb 04, 2007 11:45 pm ]
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Goofus plays poker.

Gallant always has Chap-Stick in case his lips hurt real bad.

Author:  The Joe [ Mon Feb 05, 2007 1:42 am ]
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Goofus always has a rock so that he can make other's lips hurt real bad.

Gallant pays attention to the big game.

Author:  Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Mon Feb 05, 2007 3:10 am ]
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Goofus just watches thw halftime show so he can spot any potential "wardrobe malfunctions."

Gallant enjoys sugarfree gum.

Author:  buhubs [ Mon Feb 05, 2007 3:18 am ]
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Goofus is always on a sugar rush

Gallant watches
puppy bowl III
because he cares for the animals around him

Author:  mathgrant [ Mon Feb 05, 2007 3:35 am ]
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Goofus eats a bowl of puppies, because he cares for the animals in him.

Gallant participates on a Christian furry forum.

Author:  Droideka [ Mon Feb 05, 2007 3:39 am ]
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Goofus is a 4chan raider.

Gallant goes to church on Sunday.

Author:  IantheGecko [ Mon Feb 05, 2007 3:42 am ]
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Goofus sleeps in until 2 in the afternoon on Sunday.

Gallant has Vista.

Author:  Droideka [ Mon Feb 05, 2007 3:44 am ]
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Goofus has a Mac.

Gallant gets A+s in every subject.

Author:  IantheGecko [ Mon Feb 05, 2007 3:44 am ]
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Gallant gets straight Z-'s.

Goofus works out twice a day.

Author:  mathgrant [ Mon Feb 05, 2007 3:46 am ]
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Goofus throws away an empty bag of potato chips twice a day.

Gallant listens to chiptunes.

Author:  Didymus [ Mon Feb 05, 2007 9:06 am ]
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Goofus smashes the NES.

Gallant gives the car a tune-up.

Author:  FollowingTheLamb [ Mon Feb 05, 2007 11:32 am ]
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Goofus gives the car a blood-soaking after running down tens of pedestrians.

Gallant doesn't even know what pr0n is. Nor does he ask.

Author:  Shwoo [ Mon Feb 05, 2007 11:36 am ]
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Goofus runs a prostitution ring.

Gallant is respectful towards Goofus.

Author:  The Snork [ Mon Feb 05, 2007 2:55 pm ]
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Goofus seeks elaborate revenge against Gallant, requiring the utilization of three strands of dental floss, a miniature timpani tuned to B flat, a disembodied thumb, and a very territorial walrus.

Gallant is early to bed and early to rise, as well as being healthy, wealthy and wise.

Author:  Join The Homestarmy [ Mon Feb 05, 2007 3:42 pm ]
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Goofus stays up all night, is sick all the time, and steals the wealth from Gallant

Gallant spends time with his family.

Author:  The Snork [ Mon Feb 05, 2007 3:58 pm ]
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Goofus has his family drawn and quartered.

Gallant likes to watch PBS.

Author:  Join The Homestarmy [ Mon Feb 05, 2007 4:19 pm ]
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Goofus watch Playboy channel.

Gallant always eats a well balanced breakfast.

Author:  The Snork [ Mon Feb 05, 2007 4:34 pm ]
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Goofus eats McDonald's morning, noon, night, and in the fourth dimension.

Gallant does his chores.

Author:  The Noid [ Mon Feb 05, 2007 4:41 pm ]
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Goofus blackmails other children on the playgroudn into taking out the garbage for him.

Gallant likes to go sledding.

Author:  Homerun Starrer [ Mon Feb 05, 2007 6:07 pm ]
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Goofus likes to go drive-by shooting.

Gallant gets along with his siblings.

(we should totally submit these to Highlights, if you can do that XD)

Author:  weer5e [ Mon Feb 05, 2007 10:46 pm ]
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nobody has seen Goofus' siblings in the past 3 years

Gallant tips his hat to all the gentlemen on the street.

Author:  Kariia [ Mon Feb 05, 2007 10:48 pm ]
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Gallant tips a bucket of water on every gentleman on the street.

Goofus watches educational shows.

Author:  buhubs [ Mon Feb 05, 2007 10:59 pm ]
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Gallant watches poke'mon elite force every day?
Gallant, How could you!?

Goofus always is kind to his mom.
Goofus...are you sick?

Author:  Homerun Starrer [ Mon Feb 05, 2007 11:09 pm ]
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Buhubs screws up the order of things.
(EDIT: Actually, that was Kariia.)

Gallant ties his shoes and buttons his shirt.

Author:  Kariia [ Mon Feb 05, 2007 11:15 pm ]
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Goofus eats his shoes and sets his shirt on fire.

Gallant is polite and courteous to all people.

Author:  The Joe [ Mon Feb 05, 2007 11:31 pm ]
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Goofus kicks anybody out the window, whether they be babies or old ladies.

Gallant can touch his toes, 1 2 3.

Author:  buhubs [ Mon Feb 05, 2007 11:34 pm ]
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Hamrun Storker wrote:
buhubs is only trying to make a joke because in reality Kariia screwed up the order and buhubs is catching the slip, I should try to be more curteous torwards this cool guy and reard myself as an idiot for the judgements I have so hastily proclaimed. Here buhubs have a dollar.

(Why hamrun, you've changed! Hooray!)
Goofus can only touch his knees.

Gallant always returns overdue library books.

Author:  The Joe [ Mon Feb 05, 2007 11:35 pm ]
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Goofus always burns libraries.

Gallant brushes his teeth.

Author:  mathgrant [ Mon Feb 05, 2007 11:46 pm ]
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Goofus has no teeth. He punched them all out.

Gallant watches G-rated movies.

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