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| Author: | The Joe [ Sun Feb 04, 2007 8:34 pm ] |
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Goofus studies lard. He eats instead of studying. Gallant enjoys playing croquet. |
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| Author: | IantheGecko [ Sun Feb 04, 2007 11:45 pm ] |
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Goofus plays poker. Gallant always has Chap-Stick in case his lips hurt real bad. |
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| Author: | The Joe [ Mon Feb 05, 2007 1:42 am ] |
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Goofus always has a rock so that he can make other's lips hurt real bad. Gallant pays attention to the big game. |
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| Author: | Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Mon Feb 05, 2007 3:10 am ] |
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Goofus just watches thw halftime show so he can spot any potential "wardrobe malfunctions." Gallant enjoys sugarfree gum. |
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| Author: | buhubs [ Mon Feb 05, 2007 3:18 am ] |
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Goofus is always on a sugar rush Gallant watches puppy bowl III because he cares for the animals around him |
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| Author: | mathgrant [ Mon Feb 05, 2007 3:35 am ] |
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Goofus eats a bowl of puppies, because he cares for the animals in him. Gallant participates on a Christian furry forum. |
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| Author: | Droideka [ Mon Feb 05, 2007 3:39 am ] |
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Goofus is a 4chan raider. Gallant goes to church on Sunday. |
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| Author: | IantheGecko [ Mon Feb 05, 2007 3:42 am ] |
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Goofus sleeps in until 2 in the afternoon on Sunday. Gallant has Vista. |
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| Author: | Droideka [ Mon Feb 05, 2007 3:44 am ] |
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Goofus has a Mac. Gallant gets A+s in every subject. |
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| Author: | IantheGecko [ Mon Feb 05, 2007 3:44 am ] |
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Gallant gets straight Z-'s. Goofus works out twice a day. |
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| Author: | mathgrant [ Mon Feb 05, 2007 3:46 am ] |
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Goofus throws away an empty bag of potato chips twice a day. Gallant listens to chiptunes. |
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| Author: | Didymus [ Mon Feb 05, 2007 9:06 am ] |
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Goofus smashes the NES. Gallant gives the car a tune-up. |
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| Author: | FollowingTheLamb [ Mon Feb 05, 2007 11:32 am ] |
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Goofus gives the car a blood-soaking after running down tens of pedestrians. Gallant doesn't even know what pr0n is. Nor does he ask. |
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| Author: | Shwoo [ Mon Feb 05, 2007 11:36 am ] |
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Goofus runs a prostitution ring. Gallant is respectful towards Goofus. |
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| Author: | The Snork [ Mon Feb 05, 2007 2:55 pm ] |
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Goofus seeks elaborate revenge against Gallant, requiring the utilization of three strands of dental floss, a miniature timpani tuned to B flat, a disembodied thumb, and a very territorial walrus. Gallant is early to bed and early to rise, as well as being healthy, wealthy and wise. |
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| Author: | Join The Homestarmy [ Mon Feb 05, 2007 3:42 pm ] |
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Goofus stays up all night, is sick all the time, and steals the wealth from Gallant Gallant spends time with his family. |
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| Author: | The Snork [ Mon Feb 05, 2007 3:58 pm ] |
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Goofus has his family drawn and quartered. Gallant likes to watch PBS. |
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| Author: | Join The Homestarmy [ Mon Feb 05, 2007 4:19 pm ] |
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Goofus watch Playboy channel. Gallant always eats a well balanced breakfast. |
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| Author: | The Snork [ Mon Feb 05, 2007 4:34 pm ] |
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Goofus eats McDonald's morning, noon, night, and in the fourth dimension. Gallant does his chores. |
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| Author: | The Noid [ Mon Feb 05, 2007 4:41 pm ] |
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Goofus blackmails other children on the playgroudn into taking out the garbage for him. Gallant likes to go sledding. |
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| Author: | Homerun Starrer [ Mon Feb 05, 2007 6:07 pm ] |
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Goofus likes to go drive-by shooting. Gallant gets along with his siblings. (we should totally submit these to Highlights, if you can do that XD) |
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| Author: | weer5e [ Mon Feb 05, 2007 10:46 pm ] |
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nobody has seen Goofus' siblings in the past 3 years Gallant tips his hat to all the gentlemen on the street. |
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| Author: | Kariia [ Mon Feb 05, 2007 10:48 pm ] |
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Gallant tips a bucket of water on every gentleman on the street. Goofus watches educational shows. |
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| Author: | buhubs [ Mon Feb 05, 2007 10:59 pm ] |
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Gallant watches poke'mon elite force every day? Gallant, How could you!? Goofus always is kind to his mom. Goofus...are you sick? |
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| Author: | Homerun Starrer [ Mon Feb 05, 2007 11:09 pm ] |
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Buhubs screws up the order of things. (EDIT: Actually, that was Kariia.) Gallant ties his shoes and buttons his shirt. |
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| Author: | Kariia [ Mon Feb 05, 2007 11:15 pm ] |
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Goofus eats his shoes and sets his shirt on fire. Gallant is polite and courteous to all people. |
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| Author: | The Joe [ Mon Feb 05, 2007 11:31 pm ] |
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Goofus kicks anybody out the window, whether they be babies or old ladies. Gallant can touch his toes, 1 2 3. |
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| Author: | buhubs [ Mon Feb 05, 2007 11:34 pm ] |
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Hamrun Storker wrote: buhubs is only trying to make a joke because in reality Kariia screwed up the order and buhubs is catching the slip, I should try to be more curteous torwards this cool guy and reard myself as an idiot for the judgements I have so hastily proclaimed. Here buhubs have a dollar.
(Why hamrun, you've changed! Hooray!) Goofus can only touch his knees. Gallant always returns overdue library books. |
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| Author: | The Joe [ Mon Feb 05, 2007 11:35 pm ] |
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Goofus always burns libraries. Gallant brushes his teeth. |
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| Author: | mathgrant [ Mon Feb 05, 2007 11:46 pm ] |
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Goofus has no teeth. He punched them all out. Gallant watches G-rated movies. |
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