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Goofus watches pr0n.

Gallant studies for tests.

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collect package; save adorable cat; you're really gullible.

Okay, appearently you have no grasp of sarcasm. Guess I should've put a ":P" there... Besides, what is with you and calling me an idiot? Seriously, just stop.

Goofus studies for cheating on tests.

Gallant flosses every day.

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Goofus flosses...with rat tails

Gallant knows how to train his dog, after all it won "best in show"

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If I had posted during the time of COVID, COLA woulda called me worse than the virus.

Goofus knows how to train his illegally imported crocdile. After all, it ate 5 children!

Gallant respects authority.

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Hmm, yes, that buhubs guy is sooo awesome because he can edit someones post in a quote and make their name into a stupid insult. Bravo, good sir.

Toastpaint.

Goofus kicks authority in the shins.

Gallant gets a healthy serving of veggies each day.


(Sorry about that, but there was no reason for that. If anything, you should have said that Kariaa messed up and just moved along.)

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(My apoligies, I exaggerate a bit, errors on Kariia)

Goofus thinks a porkchop is a veggie

Gallant plans to only make love when he is married.

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If I had posted during the time of COVID, COLA woulda called me worse than the virus.

Goofus will be the fathering three teenage pregnancies.

(eww)

Gallant is a good boy and reads a chapter of Old Yeller each day,

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Goofus reads a chapter of Mein Kampf everyday.

Gallant watches Homestar Runner. (What? That's totally a virtue)

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"Explain to me how drowning them would not ruin their date."

Goofus watches Clan's flashes (the most unholy thing you can do on Earth)

Gallant GMs a good game of D20 Modern.

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Goofus thinks anyone who plays D20 Modern should die because they're geeks...and then he kills them because Goofus gave Goofus the idea of killing them.

Gallant knows how to pronounce humuhumunukunukuapuaa.

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I'm a very literal person...

Goofus knows how to pronounce CENSOR'D!, CENSOR'D!, and CENSOR'D!. And I don't mean the word "censored".

Gallant takes his medicine.

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Goofus takes other people's medicine from them and gets smashed on them.

Gallant can pwn on guitar, but he knows that Zakk Wylde will always be seven steps ahead of him.

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I'm a very literal person...

Goofus switches his medicine for ecstacy pills when nobody's looking.
(I wrote that before I got... edited conflicted, or whatever it's called on forums. I kind of like it)

Goofus can pwn little old ladies with his guitar. And by that, I mean smash them over the head.

Gallant proofreads everything he writes.

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"Explain to me how drowning them would not ruin their date."

Goofus misspells every single word he ever writes on every forum and has no excuse now that FF2.0 is out.

Gallant has a repeating consonant in his name.

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I'm a very literal person...

Goofus wishes he has one and bugs the namechange guy everyday.

Gallant has a dog.

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Goofus has a dead dog. his fault.


Gallant has super powers.

Goofus has super 's, with which he cheats on tests, homework, and his gee eff.

Gallant isn't rude when people ask him for the time.

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I'm a very literal person...

Goofus throws a large clock at those who ask him the time.

Gallant helps wash the dishes.

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Goofus eats his dishes and toughs it out through very painful bowl obstructions just so he doesn't have to wash them.

Gallant can come up with responses to the "Goofus and Gallant" thread that are actually funny.

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I'm a very literal person...

Goofus can't.

Gallant passed his Sending Me A Dollar course at CGNU with flying colors.

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get LOST

Goofus passed his steal a dollar from the dean of CGNU in Slavecountry State with flying colors.

Gallant cooks up a batch of scrambled eggs even I would eat.

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I'm a very literal person...

Goofus cooks pancakes using flour, castor beans, fermented milk, and DEEEEAAAAATH

Gallant always ends his sentences with periods, unless they're questions or exclamations.

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Goofus ends his sentences with emoticons, dead cats, and occasionally old Winger albums.

Gallant won whatever the American equivilant to Young Australian of the Year is.

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"Explain to me how drowning them would not ruin their date."

g4113n7 7yp3s in 1337

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(THE ABOVE USER HAS BEEN BANNED)

Netzen's brain goes on hiatus sometimes.

Goofus won juvenille of the year and had it taken away after he was too juvenille.

Gallant works hard for every cent he earns

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If I had posted during the time of COVID, COLA woulda called me worse than the virus.

Goofus works over old ladies for every cent he gets.

Gallant listens to P.O.D.

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I'm a very literal person...

Goofus--wait, Gallant listens to metal? Since when was that a virtue?

(Kidding, kidding metal fans. Don't kill me now. 'Twas only a joke.)

When Gallant want to express his opinion, he writes a letter to his editor.

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You look like you need a hug.
*hug*
There, now don't you feel better?

When Goofus want to express an opinion, he goes to CNN or NBC.

Gallant doesn't watch bad TV shows.

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Goofus watches all MTV, all the time.

Edit: [s]Gallant doesn't accidently leave out part of his post...[/s]

Err... Gallant always gets homework done on time.

Goofus burns his homework on his teachers' desk.

Gallant doesn't stomp on weasels.

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