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| Author: | Kariia [ Tue Feb 06, 2007 12:57 am ] |
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Goofus watches pr0n. Gallant studies for tests. |
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| Author: | Homerun Starrer [ Tue Feb 06, 2007 1:12 am ] |
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buhubs wrote: Hamrun Storker wrote: buhubs is only trying to make a joke because in reality Kariia screwed up the order and buhubs is catching the slip, I should try to be more curteous torwards this cool guy and reard myself as an idiot for the judgements I have so hastily proclaimed. Here buhubs have a dollar.  Besides, what is with you and calling me an idiot? Seriously, just stop.
Goofus studies for cheating on tests. Gallant flosses every day. |
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| Author: | buhubs [ Tue Feb 06, 2007 1:27 am ] |
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Goofus flosses...with rat tails Gallant knows how to train his dog, after all it won "best in show" |
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| Author: | Homerun Starrer [ Tue Feb 06, 2007 1:30 am ] |
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Goofus knows how to train his illegally imported crocdile. After all, it ate 5 children! Gallant respects authority. |
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| Author: | The Noid [ Tue Feb 06, 2007 1:34 am ] |
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buhubs wrote: Hamrun Storker wrote: buhubs is only trying to make a joke because in reality Kariia screwed up the order and buhubs is catching the slip, I should try to be more curteous torwards this cool guy and reard myself as an idiot for the judgements I have so hastily proclaimed. Here buhubs have a dollar. (Why hamrun, you've changed! Hooray!) Hmm, yes, that buhubs guy is sooo awesome because he can edit someones post in a quote and make their name into a stupid insult. Bravo, good sir. Toastpaint. Goofus kicks authority in the shins. Gallant gets a healthy serving of veggies each day. (Sorry about that, but there was no reason for that. If anything, you should have said that Kariaa messed up and just moved along.) |
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| Author: | buhubs [ Tue Feb 06, 2007 2:12 am ] |
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(My apoligies, I exaggerate a bit, errors on Kariia) Goofus thinks a porkchop is a veggie Gallant plans to only make love when he is married. |
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| Author: | The Noid [ Tue Feb 06, 2007 2:16 am ] |
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Goofus will be the fathering three teenage pregnancies. (eww) Gallant is a good boy and reads a chapter of Old Yeller each day, |
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| Author: | Shwoo [ Tue Feb 06, 2007 3:46 am ] |
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Goofus reads a chapter of Mein Kampf everyday. Gallant watches Homestar Runner. (What? That's totally a virtue) |
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| Author: | just a username [ Tue Feb 06, 2007 4:47 am ] |
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Goofus watches Clan's flashes (the most unholy thing you can do on Earth) Gallant GMs a good game of D20 Modern. |
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| Author: | FollowingTheLamb [ Tue Feb 06, 2007 6:18 am ] |
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Goofus thinks anyone who plays D20 Modern should die because they're geeks...and then he kills them because Goofus gave Goofus the idea of killing them. Gallant knows how to pronounce humuhumunukunukuapuaa. |
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| Author: | mathgrant [ Tue Feb 06, 2007 6:31 am ] |
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Goofus knows how to pronounce CENSOR'D!, CENSOR'D!, and CENSOR'D!. And I don't mean the word "censored". Gallant takes his medicine. |
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| Author: | FollowingTheLamb [ Tue Feb 06, 2007 6:38 am ] |
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Goofus takes other people's medicine from them and gets smashed on them. Gallant can pwn on guitar, but he knows that Zakk Wylde will always be seven steps ahead of him. |
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| Author: | Shwoo [ Tue Feb 06, 2007 6:48 am ] |
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Goofus switches his medicine for ecstacy pills when nobody's looking. (I wrote that before I got... edited conflicted, or whatever it's called on forums. I kind of like it) Goofus can pwn little old ladies with his guitar. And by that, I mean smash them over the head. Gallant proofreads everything he writes. |
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| Author: | FollowingTheLamb [ Tue Feb 06, 2007 10:15 am ] |
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Goofus misspells every single word he ever writes on every forum and has no excuse now that FF2.0 is out. Gallant has a repeating consonant in his name. |
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| Author: | The Noid [ Tue Feb 06, 2007 11:37 am ] |
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Goofus wishes he has one and bugs the namechange guy everyday. Gallant has a dog. |
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| Author: | ready for prime time [ Tue Feb 06, 2007 11:43 am ] |
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Goofus has a dead dog. his fault. Gallant has super powers. |
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| Author: | FollowingTheLamb [ Tue Feb 06, 2007 12:19 pm ] |
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Goofus has super  's, with which he cheats on tests, homework, and his gee eff.
Gallant isn't rude when people ask him for the time. |
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| Author: | just a username [ Tue Feb 06, 2007 2:22 pm ] |
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Goofus throws a large clock at those who ask him the time. Gallant helps wash the dishes. |
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| Author: | FollowingTheLamb [ Tue Feb 06, 2007 11:44 pm ] |
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Goofus eats his dishes and toughs it out through very painful bowl obstructions just so he doesn't have to wash them. Gallant can come up with responses to the "Goofus and Gallant" thread that are actually funny. |
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| Author: | The Zephyr Song [ Wed Feb 07, 2007 1:03 am ] |
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Goofus can't. Gallant passed his Sending Me A Dollar course at CGNU with flying colors. |
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| Author: | FollowingTheLamb [ Wed Feb 07, 2007 1:06 am ] |
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Goofus passed his steal a dollar from the dean of CGNU in Slavecountry State with flying colors. Gallant cooks up a batch of scrambled eggs even I would eat. |
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| Author: | The Snork [ Wed Feb 07, 2007 1:19 am ] |
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Goofus cooks pancakes using flour, castor beans, fermented milk, and DEEEEAAAAATH Gallant always ends his sentences with periods, unless they're questions or exclamations. |
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| Author: | Shwoo [ Wed Feb 07, 2007 1:48 am ] |
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Goofus ends his sentences with emoticons, dead cats, and occasionally old Winger albums. Gallant won whatever the American equivilant to Young Australian of the Year is. |
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| Author: | netzen [ Wed Feb 07, 2007 1:50 am ] |
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g4113n7 7yp3s in 1337 |
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| Author: | buhubs [ Wed Feb 07, 2007 2:14 am ] |
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Netzen's brain goes on hiatus sometimes. Goofus won juvenille of the year and had it taken away after he was too juvenille. Gallant works hard for every cent he earns |
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| Author: | FollowingTheLamb [ Wed Feb 07, 2007 2:38 am ] |
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Goofus works over old ladies for every cent he gets. Gallant listens to P.O.D. |
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| Author: | Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Thu Feb 08, 2007 1:36 am ] |
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Goofus--wait, Gallant listens to metal? Since when was that a virtue?  (Kidding, kidding metal fans. Don't kill me now. 'Twas only a joke.)
When Gallant want to express his opinion, he writes a letter to his editor. |
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| Author: | Droideka [ Thu Feb 08, 2007 2:09 am ] |
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When Goofus want to express an opinion, he goes to CNN or NBC. Gallant doesn't watch bad TV shows. |
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| Author: | Join The Homestarmy [ Thu Feb 08, 2007 2:46 am ] |
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Goofus watches all MTV, all the time. Edit: [s]Gallant doesn't accidently leave out part of his post...[/s] Err... Gallant always gets homework done on time. |
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| Author: | Droideka [ Thu Feb 08, 2007 2:54 am ] |
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Goofus burns his homework on his teachers' desk. Gallant doesn't stomp on weasels. |
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