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Goofus throws grenades at weasels.

Gallant uses half his lottery winnings on his family and friends and donates the other half to the poor.

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Goofus used his newfound fame as "the millionaire's brother" to score with exotic asain chicks.

Gallant is an open-minded individual who is willing to accept people for who they are.

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Goofus belongs to the church of Fred Phelps.

Gallant listens to kid-friendly music

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Goofus listens to and encourages horrible accordion players to be worse.

Gallant doesn't get angry when mean people with no worth in their lives call bands and anyone who listens to said bands stupid when they could be positive and enjoy the music they like to listen to (courtesy of half the people on songmeanings.net).

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I'm a very literal person...

Goofus just calls everyone a cigarette, regardless.

Gallant remembers to give Granny her meds.

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get LOST

Goofus says "grandma why are you the color blue now?"

Gallant enjoys a good hot carob chocolate.

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If I had posted during the time of COVID, COLA woulda called me worse than the virus.

Goofus enjoys pouring all kinds of hot beverages down people's pants.

Gallant eats oatmeal for breakfast. It's good for his heart!

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Goofus eats the sugar packets that come with toaster strudels. They're good for his soul!

Gallant never tells lies.

Goofus never tells lies, either. He just always keeps his fingers crossed behind his back.

Gallant always excuses himself after making an impolite noise.

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You look like you need a hug.
*hug*
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Goofus follows an impolite noise with another impolite noise...repeat until in trouble or attention span wears out.

Gallant sends quality e-mails to Strong Bad.

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Goofus wants Strong Bad to draw Trogdor on a picture of his parents typing with their boxing gloves on.

Gallant loves classic Disney movies.

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You look like you need a hug.
*hug*
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Gallant packs a good lunch.

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Goofus steals Galiant's lunch.

Galiant takes good care of his pets.

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Goofus packs heat.

Goofus also feeds some of his pets to his other pets and video tapes it for shock sites.

Gallant turns his computer off every night.

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You look like you need a hug.
*hug*
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Goofus turns his grandfather's breathing machine off every night.

Gallant is a moderator on a furry forum.

Goofus is a furry.

Gallant says hello to the new kids in school.

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No, I lied. I'm never going to have a good sig. So just forget about it.

Goofus "accidentally" bumps into the new kids in the hall and pulls a knife on them for invading his personal bubble.

Gallant is chasing the ladies in a pure, and dignified manner.

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I'm a very literal person...

Goofus doesn't chase. He stalks.

Gallant enjoys the opera.

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You look like you need a hug.
*hug*
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Goofus is the special effects man for phantom of the opera. And he makes it really realistic if you know what I mean.

Gallant helps elderly women across the street.

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No, I lied. I'm never going to have a good sig. So just forget about it.

Goofus helps elderly women into the back alley.

Gallant has a funny signature.

Goofus's signature is "BUTT lol isnt dat funie lol but"

Gallant appreciates teh soccerfaec.

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Goofus appreciates throwing soccer balls at random people's faces.

Gallant isn't emo.

Goofus isnt emo either. He calls other people emo and cuts them, though.

Gallant never posts spoilers on the net.

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"And everyone lived happily ever after..."
"...Until the giant ants came and slaughtered everyone."

Goofus ran around town shouting, "SNAPE KILLS DUMPLEDORE!! SNAPE KILLS DUMPLEDORE!!"

Gallant saves money on his car insurance.

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Goofus likes to crash into other people repeatedly, just to drive their rates up.

Gallant likes to recline in a beanbag chair.

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You look like you need a hug.
*hug*
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Goofus likes to blow up above stated chair. Actually, that sounds like fun.

Gallant is quiet in the library.

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Goofus always is sure to bring his stereo to the library, and plays nothing but Drum 'n' Bass on said stereo while he is there.

Gallant plays Super Mario RPG.

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Goofus plays the Leisure Suit Larry RPG.

Gallant roasts marshmallows over the campfire.

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Goofus roasts MYRRH over the fire.

Gallant loves Homestar Runner.

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Goofus loves running over Homestar.

Gallant has a 512 MB Flash drive.

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You look like you need a hug.
*hug*
There, now don't you feel better?