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Author:  just a username [ Thu Feb 08, 2007 4:55 am ]
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Goofus throws grenades at weasels.

Gallant uses half his lottery winnings on his family and friends and donates the other half to the poor.
Author:  bwave [ Thu Feb 08, 2007 4:59 am ]
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Goofus used his newfound fame as "the millionaire's brother" to score with exotic asain chicks.

Gallant is an open-minded individual who is willing to accept people for who they are.
Author:  Homerun Starrer [ Thu Feb 08, 2007 4:48 pm ]
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Goofus belongs to the church of Fred Phelps.

Gallant listens to kid-friendly music
Author:  FollowingTheLamb [ Thu Feb 08, 2007 8:37 pm ]
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Goofus listens to and encourages horrible accordion players to be worse.

Gallant doesn't get angry when mean people with no worth in their lives call bands and anyone who listens to said bands stupid when they could be positive and enjoy the music they like to listen to (courtesy of half the people on songmeanings.net).
Author:  The Zephyr Song [ Sat Feb 10, 2007 2:21 am ]
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Goofus just calls everyone a cigarette, regardless.

Gallant remembers to give Granny her meds.
Author:  buhubs [ Sat Feb 10, 2007 2:24 am ]
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Goofus says "grandma why are you the color blue now?"

Gallant enjoys a good hot carob chocolate.
Author:  Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Sun Feb 11, 2007 3:39 am ]
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Goofus enjoys pouring all kinds of hot beverages down people's pants.

Gallant eats oatmeal for breakfast. It's good for his heart!
Author:  The Joe [ Sun Feb 11, 2007 3:41 am ]
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Goofus eats the sugar packets that come with toaster strudels. They're good for his soul!

Gallant never tells lies.
Author:  Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Sun Feb 11, 2007 3:50 am ]
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Goofus never tells lies, either. He just always keeps his fingers crossed behind his back.

Gallant always excuses himself after making an impolite noise.
Author:  Color Printer [ Sun Feb 11, 2007 3:52 am ]
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Goofus follows an impolite noise with another impolite noise...repeat until in trouble or attention span wears out.

Gallant sends quality e-mails to Strong Bad.
Author:  Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Sun Feb 11, 2007 3:59 am ]
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Goofus wants Strong Bad to draw Trogdor on a picture of his parents typing with their boxing gloves on.

Gallant loves classic Disney movies.
Author:  Color Printer [ Sun Feb 11, 2007 4:01 am ]
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Dr. Spoilinator? wrote:
Goofus laughs his head off whenever Bambi's mom gets shot.


Gallant packs a good lunch.
Author:  Neo [ Sun Feb 11, 2007 4:03 am ]
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Goofus steals Galiant's lunch.

Galiant takes good care of his pets.
Author:  Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Sun Feb 11, 2007 4:05 am ]
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Color Printer wrote:
Gallant packs a good lunch.


Goofus packs heat.

Goofus also feeds some of his pets to his other pets and video tapes it for shock sites.

Gallant turns his computer off every night.
Author:  mathgrant [ Sun Feb 11, 2007 4:13 am ]
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Goofus turns his grandfather's breathing machine off every night.

Gallant is a moderator on a furry forum.
Author:  topofsm [ Sun Feb 11, 2007 4:29 am ]
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Goofus is a furry.

Gallant says hello to the new kids in school.
Author:  FollowingTheLamb [ Sun Feb 11, 2007 8:06 am ]
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Goofus "accidentally" bumps into the new kids in the hall and pulls a knife on them for invading his personal bubble.

Gallant is chasing the ladies in a pure, and dignified manner.
Author:  Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Sun Feb 11, 2007 11:25 pm ]
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Goofus doesn't chase. He stalks.

Gallant enjoys the opera.
Author:  topofsm [ Mon Feb 12, 2007 12:50 am ]
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Goofus is the special effects man for phantom of the opera. And he makes it really realistic if you know what I mean.

Gallant helps elderly women across the street.
Author:  mathgrant [ Mon Feb 12, 2007 12:52 am ]
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Goofus helps elderly women into the back alley.

Gallant has a funny signature.
Author:  Kariia [ Mon Feb 12, 2007 12:54 am ]
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Goofus's signature is "BUTT lol isnt dat funie lol but"

Gallant appreciates teh soccerfaec.
Author:  mathgrant [ Mon Feb 12, 2007 12:58 am ]
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Goofus appreciates throwing soccer balls at random people's faces.

Gallant isn't emo.
Author:  Neoguy [ Tue Feb 13, 2007 7:00 pm ]
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Goofus isnt emo either. He calls other people emo and cuts them, though.

Gallant never posts spoilers on the net.
Author:  Didymus [ Tue Feb 13, 2007 8:08 pm ]
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Goofus ran around town shouting, "SNAPE KILLS DUMPLEDORE!! SNAPE KILLS DUMPLEDORE!!"

Gallant saves money on his car insurance.
Author:  Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Tue Feb 13, 2007 10:00 pm ]
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Goofus likes to crash into other people repeatedly, just to drive their rates up.

Gallant likes to recline in a beanbag chair.
Author:  Droideka [ Tue Feb 13, 2007 10:05 pm ]
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Goofus likes to blow up above stated chair. Actually, that sounds like fun.

Gallant is quiet in the library.
Author:  mathgrant [ Tue Feb 13, 2007 11:38 pm ]
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Goofus always is sure to bring his stereo to the library, and plays nothing but Drum 'n' Bass on said stereo while he is there.

Gallant plays Super Mario RPG.
Author:  Didymus [ Tue Feb 13, 2007 11:59 pm ]
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Goofus plays the Leisure Suit Larry RPG.

Gallant roasts marshmallows over the campfire.
Author:  Shippinator Mandy [ Wed Feb 14, 2007 1:27 am ]
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Goofus roasts MYRRH over the fire.

Gallant loves Homestar Runner.
Author:  Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Wed Feb 14, 2007 1:29 am ]
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Goofus loves running over Homestar.

Gallant has a 512 MB Flash drive.
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