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Author:  buhubs [ Sun Jan 28, 2007 5:20 pm ]
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Goofus says that babies make good coasters.

Gallant walks through the park and gets his excersize
Author:  Teh Ch8t [ Sun Jan 28, 2007 5:28 pm ]
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Goofus gets his exercise by bullying kids.

Gallant doesn't kick the Cheat.
Author:  Einoo T. Spork [ Sun Jan 28, 2007 5:30 pm ]
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Goofus kicks Strong Mad. Oops...

Gallant makes sure to brush his teeth before he goes to bed.
Author:  Ju Ju Master [ Sun Jan 28, 2007 6:10 pm ]
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Goofus makes sure to throw his toothbrush at his parents before he goes to commit violent crimes in dark alleyways.

Gallant gives a birthday present to his sister.
Author:  Revenge of the Burninated [ Sun Jan 28, 2007 7:20 pm ]
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Goofus takes his sister on a date for her birthday.
Gallant gives to the homeless.
Author:  weer5e [ Sun Jan 28, 2007 8:40 pm ]
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Goofus beats the homeless for money

Galant gave his grandmother a bath.
Author:  Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Sun Jan 28, 2007 8:50 pm ]
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Goofus gave his grandmother a free all-expenses paid trip to the local Dumpster.

Gallant helps people with heavy packages carry their loads.
Author:  Kariia [ Sun Jan 28, 2007 8:56 pm ]
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Goofus trips people carrying heavy packages.

Gallant is kind to animals.
Author:  Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Sun Jan 28, 2007 9:02 pm ]
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Goofus likes California Condor legs with Panda Burgers and a side of Pygmy Hippo steaks.

Gallant likes to listen to classical music while doing his homework.
Author:  IantheGecko [ Sun Jan 28, 2007 9:39 pm ]
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Goofus doesn't even do his homework.

Gallant always has plenty of sharpened #2 pencils.
Author:  Bugkiss II [ Sun Jan 28, 2007 9:48 pm ]
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Goofus fails the test due to lack of pencils

Gallant wins the race without cheating.
Author:  Shippinator Mandy [ Sun Jan 28, 2007 9:57 pm ]
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Goofus starts a foot from the finish line.

Gallant never spams.
Author:  IantheGecko [ Sun Jan 28, 2007 10:07 pm ]
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Goofus has been banned from every forum on the Internet. Yes, even /b/.

Gallant likes new computers.
Author:  buhubs [ Sun Jan 28, 2007 10:07 pm ]
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Goofus goes like this WOOT IT'S GGGGOOOOOOFFFF!!!!!!!1111 :pom:


gallant just humbly accepts the award
Author:  Teh Ch8t [ Sun Jan 28, 2007 10:08 pm ]
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Goofus never spams. He hacks.

Gallant gets good grades.

Edit: Trimulpost?

Edit2: Quadrupleimulpost?!?!
Author:  Did he sell eggs? [ Sun Jan 28, 2007 10:09 pm ]
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Goofus takes a pistol and starts shooting bullets in the air while doing a hillbilly dance when he gets bad grades.

Gallant goes to Homestarrunner.com.
Author:  buhubs [ Sun Jan 28, 2007 10:13 pm ]
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Goofus thinks timbox is making a movie about our lovable whitey

Gallant always eats an apple every day
Author:  Did he sell eggs? [ Sun Jan 28, 2007 10:36 pm ]
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Goofus does crack and drinks whisky daily.

Gallant helps the old lady across the street.
Author:  netzen [ Sun Jan 28, 2007 11:26 pm ]
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Goofus helps the old lady to the middle of the street.

Gallant shares his toys.
Author:  IantheGecko [ Sun Jan 28, 2007 11:55 pm ]
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Goofus shares his retainer.

Gallant has straight As.
Author:  Teh Ch8t [ Sun Jan 28, 2007 11:56 pm ]
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Goofus changes his straight R's to straigh A's

Gallant does not swear
Author:  IantheGecko [ Sun Jan 28, 2007 11:57 pm ]
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Goofus says things you can't even say on the Internet.

Gallant has a girlfriend.
Author:  The Zephyr Song [ Mon Jan 29, 2007 12:23 am ]
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Goofus's best pick-up line is "Does this look infected to you?"

Gallant combs his hair every day.
Author:  Teh Ch8t [ Mon Jan 29, 2007 12:24 am ]
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Goofus once tried to comb his hair, but the comb broke.

Gallant befriends people like Zoidberg and Strong Sad/Coach Z
Author:  The Zephyr Song [ Mon Jan 29, 2007 12:30 am ]
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Goofus ridicules people like Zoidberg and Strong Sad / Coach Z.

Gallant notes the artist's attention to fine wines.
Author:  netzen [ Mon Jan 29, 2007 12:46 am ]
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The Zephyr Song wrote:
Goofus's best pick-up line is "Does this look infected to you?"

<I'm gonna need to use that sometime. :p >

Goofus just wants a beer.

Gallant has never been tardy.
Author:  Kariia [ Mon Jan 29, 2007 1:00 am ]
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Goofus shows up 5 hours late with messed hair, still in his pajamas.

Gallant studies before a test.
Author:  The Zephyr Song [ Mon Jan 29, 2007 1:00 am ]
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( Be my guest. XD )

Goofus has never made it to school.

Gallant speaks five languages fluently.
Author:  ready for prime time [ Mon Jan 29, 2007 1:15 am ]
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buhubs wrote:
Goofus says that babies make good coasters.
i believe the correct answer is 'Goofus eats babies.'



goofus has trouble with english.

gallant drinks milk from a glass.
Author:  Color Printer [ Mon Jan 29, 2007 1:22 am ]
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Goofus doesn't even drink milk.

Gallant looks at wonderful artistic pictures on the internet. (You know what's coming.)
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